Jacob Clifton
1078 recaps across 45 shows
7th Heaven
- Untitled
- Untitled
- "Bunny! Hi, Bunny!"
- "Don't Move Your Hips Like That, Honey."
- "He Has His Hair Down For Ya."
- "I Have My Own Language Too!"
- "I Saw An Evil! In Her Eyes!"
- "I'm Like A Big Destiny Person."
- "If I Didn't Have A Dress On, I'd Throw You A Backflip."
- "If I Were Bikini Kill I Would ______ You Right Now!"
- "If It's Good Enough For Daughtry..."
- "It Hurts Where You Get Kicked Sometimes."
- "It Was Surreal, Is What It Was."
- "It's Steven Tyler meets Fall Out Boy meets Robert Pattinson!"
- "Just Try, For Once, Not To Be Annoying."
- "Next Time, Just Come Naked"
- "Once, I Had A Real Bad Asthma Attack"
- "Paula Had A Very Hit Song... When I Was A Child."
- "Sexy And Scary: It's A Fine Line."
- "So That's A No?"
- "That Teapot's Spreadin' Lies About Me!"
- "Truth Is Reality... Right?"
- "Was That A Threat?" "That Was A Threat."
- "We're Not Allowed To Show That!"
- "You're What My Nightmares Look And Sound Like."
- ...Love, Rupert Murdoch, Part I
- ...Love, Rupert Murdoch, Part III
- A Dingo Ate Your Gokey
- A Spring Clean For The May Queen
- All The Good That Won't Come Out
- Almost Everybody's All
- Auditions: Jacksonville
- Auditions: Kansas City
- Auditions: Omaha
- Beauty & The Feast
- Bo Bice Is The New Clay Aiken, Part I
- Bo Bice is the New Clay Aiken, Part III
- Caught In A Trap
- Come On, Baby, And Rescue Me...Or Whatever
- cul8rboi!
- Dateline Is Watching, Seacrest
- Every Little Thing She Does Is Tragic! Tragic! Tragic!
- Everybody's All American
- Flipper: Faster Than Lightning & Smoother Than Silk
- Generation Loss, Or: Continual Nuisances In Your Own House
- Good Times Never Seemed So Sad
- Help Me Help You Help Me
- Hold Me Closer, Katherine Helmond
- Hollydidn't
- Hollydidn't
- Hollywood: Pass The Mic
- How To Lose Friends & Alienate People
- I Don't Want To Miss A Thing. Except Syesha.
- I Would Do Anything For Love Including That, To Be Honest
- I've Got To Go Wash The Glitter Off
- In Which Simon Messes With Your Head
- It Burns! Burns! Burns!
- James Franco in the Mouth Area
- Lee Lies When He Cries
- Lesson Eleven: Don't Share Bitches
- Life Without Randy
- Me You and The Flossy Flossy We Both Already Knew
- Mens InZana In Corpore Sano
- Mourning Wood
- NOLA Contendere
- One Hundred Years Of Solipsism
- One Of The Top 12 Must Go Home Tonight!
- One Tin Uterus Rides Away
- Please Don't Dump Me Just Because You Can
- Season 7 Idol Gives Back: Results
- Season 7: Top 7 Results
- Season 7: Top Eight Performances
- Shaken Up In Vegas
- Simon Says
- Sometimes We Cannot Work It Out
- Sorry, I Don't Pray That Way
- Suck It, Sasha Cohen! Part II
- That's Some Bad Hat, Haley
- The Crunk, The Junk & The May
- The Major Lift
- The Muuuuuusic Of Your Nightmares
- The Yard Of Blonde Girls
- The Year You Were Awful
- This Show's Been Too Long For Too Long
- Through The Fire & Right Into The Frying Pan
- True Love Waits, Seacrest
- Two Inches Or A Yard
- Two! "Full"! Hours!
- Vote For Luke! Before He Go
- We Swallow Poison Every Sunday
- Who Sucked Out The Feeling?
- Whoa! Boundaries!
- Why'd You Come In Here Looking Like That?
- Without Hype, Where Would You Be Right Now?
- S05E03: grade episode Debbie Does Death
- S05E03: That Darn Salome!
- S05E05: grade episode The Invention Of Roses
- S05E07: Picture Me & Then Start Watching
- S05E08: Lilith Wants Me To Eat A Baby
- S05E12: grade episode My Early Life
American Idol
- Untitled
- "A Lot Of People Fear Physics."
- "He Has His Hair Down For Ya."
- "I Feel It On My Skin! It Bursts Out Of Me!"
- "I Have My Own Language Too!"
- "I Saw An Evil! In Her Eyes!"
- "I Think I Know What Her Word Bubble Was."
- "I Woke Up And One Of Us Was Crying"
- "I'm Like A Big Destiny Person."
- "If I Didn't Have A Dress On, I'd Throw You A Backflip."
- "If I Were Bikini Kill I Would ______ You Right Now!"
- "If It's Good Enough For Daughtry..."
- "It Hurts Where You Get Kicked Sometimes."
- "It Was Surreal, Is What It Was."
- "It's Steven Tyler meets Fall Out Boy meets Robert Pattinson!"
- "Just Try, For Once, Not To Be Annoying."
- "Next Time, Just Come Naked"
- "Once, I Had A Real Bad Asthma Attack"
- "Sexy And Scary: It's A Fine Line."
- "So That's A No?"
- "So What Are You Doing Here?"
- "That Teapot's Spreadin' Lies About Me!"
- "These Are My Crazy Pills!"
- "Truth Is Reality... Right?"
- "We're Not Allowed To Show That!"
- "What Sucks The Most?"
- "Yeah, But I Make More Sense, Paula"
- "You're What My Nightmares Look And Sound Like."
- "You've Mastered The Art Of Conversation?"
- ...Love, Rupert Murdoch, Part I
- ...Love, Rupert Murdoch, Part III
- 13th Worst Person Eliminated
- A Dingo Ate Your Gokey
- A Lofty Roach Soufflé
- A Lousy Candle's All I Found
- A Spring Clean For The May Queen
- Achtung, Maybe
- Ahoy, Polloi!
- All The Good That Won't Come Out
- America Don't Care For Jazz
- America Still Don't Care For Jazz
- And Do I Really Have A Hand In My Forgetting?
- Arrival Of A Train At A Station
- Auditions: Birmingham
- Auditions: Denver
- Auditions: LA
- Auditions: Las Vegas/Beatles Night
- Auditions: Los Angeles
- Auditions: Louisville
- Auditions: New Jersey
- Auditions: New Orleans
- Auditions: Salt Lake City
- Auditions: San Francisco
- Auditions: Seattle
- Auditions: The ATX
- Auditions: The Best Of The Rest
- Baby, You're Much Too Fast
- Black Velvet Inability To Smile
- Bo Bice Is The New Clay Aiken, Part I
- Bo Bice is the New Clay Aiken, Part III
- Bring Out The Gimps
- Bull On Parade
- But He Breaks Just Like a Little Consumptive
- But Isn't She Pretty In Pink?
- Caring Is Creepy
- Caught In A Trap
- Chairmen Of The Bored
- Choose Absurdity
- Come On, Baby, And Rescue Me...Or Whatever
- Dateline Is Watching, Seacrest
- Disco Nap
- Do You Feel Inspired?
- Don't Quit Your Day Job(s), Seacrest
- Don't Talk Back
- Double Dream Hands All The Way
- Eight Down, Four to Go
- Every Little Thing She Does Is Tragic! Tragic! Tragic!
- Everybody Hurts
- Everybody's All American
- Finding the Exits
- For The Love Of Money (And Vonzell's Daddy)
- Generation Loss, Or: Continual Nuisances In Your Own House
- God Bless the Broken Show That Brought Her Here To Us
- Good Times Never Seemed So Sad
- Goodbye Baby V
- Gotta Get Through This
- Guess That's Why They Call It The Creeps
- Hold Me Closer, Katherine Helmond
- Hollydidn't
- Hollydidn't
- How To Lose Friends & Alienate People
- I Could Have Danced All Night, But I Was Bored
- I Don't Want To Miss A Thing. Except Syesha.
- I Know It's Everybody's Sin
- I Would Do Anything For Love Including That, To Be Honest
- I've Got To Go Wash The Glitter Off
- Idol Gives Something
- If You Liked It Then You Should Have Put A Bird On It
- In Which Simon Messes With Your Head
- It Burns! Burns! Burns!
- It's Barely Rock & Roll, But I Like It
- Jacob Lusk Can Still Suck It
- Just A Girl
- Knock It Off (The Box)
- Lee Lies When He Cries
- Looking Like A True Survivor/Feeling Like A Little Kid
- Love Is A Doing Word
- Lusk! (Real Savage Like)
- Manic! At The Disco
- Me You and The Flossy Flossy We Both Already Knew
- Mentally Ill Is The New Hilarious, Part II
- Mentally Ill Is The New Hilarious, Part III
- Mockingjays & Gwyneth Days
- More About The War & The Bloody Changes
- No Alarms/No Surprises
- One
- One Tin Uterus Rides Away
- Planet Seacrest
- Please Attempt To Scintillate
- Please Don't Dump Me Just Because You Can
- Please Don't Talk About Love Tonight
- Please Stop Believin'
- Rock & Roll Suicide
- Ryan Wants Muscles!
- Season 7 Idol Gives Back: Results
- Season 7: Top 7 Results
- Season 7: Top Eight Performances
- Shaken Up In Vegas
- She Was, She Went
- She's A Snarl
- Simon Says
- Sits Like A Man, But He Smiles Like A Reptile
- Some Came Running, Others Limped
- Some People Wait A Lifetime For Something To Happen
- Something Inside Has Died
- Sometimes We Cannot Work It Out
- Sorry, I Don't Pray That Way
- Speculum Of The Other America
- Suck It, Sasha Cohen! Part II
- T > D > Y When y = t; x = ♥
- Take This Sinking Boat & Point It Home
- That's Some Bad Hat, Haley
- The Blake Lewis Show, Guest
- The Last Days Of Disco (Stu)
- The Major Lift
- The Muuuuuusic Of Your Nightmares
- The Princess & The Basket Case
- The Yard Of Blonde Girls
- The Year You Were Awful
- The Young Americans
- Then It's Just Wigs, All The Way Down
- This Show's Been Too Long For Too Long
- Through The Fire & Right Into The Frying Pan
- Top 10: Performances
- Top 10: Results
- Top 13: Performances
- Top 13: Revealed!
- Top 24: Men
- Top 4: Results
- Top 5
- Top 6: Performances
- Top 6: Results
- Top 8: Results
- Top 9: Performances
- Top 9: Results
- Top 9: You Botoxed Kenny! You Bastards!
- Top Eight: Songs of the Cinema Films
- Top Five: Results
- Top Three Revealed
- True Love Waits, Seacrest
- Try It With The Sound Off Next Time
- Turns Out I Can Say Goodbye, Actually
- Two Inches Or A Yard
- Two! "Full"! Hours!
- Vote For Luke! Before He Go
- We Learn To Respect The Power Of Pandering
- What Isn't What Should Ever Be
- What It Feels Like For A Man
- Whatever Makes Randy Shut Up
- When You Say "That's All"
- Who Sucked Out The Feeling?
- Who's Afraid of the Play About the Ladies
- Whoa! Boundaries!
- Why Didn't You Say You Loved Her? I Don't Understand
- Why Didn't You Say You Loved Her? I Don't Understand
- Why'd You Come In Here Looking Like That?
- Without Hype, Where Would You Be Right Now?
- Wizard People, Dear Reader
- You Are The Uterus
- You Look So Deep! It Humbles Me!
- Ziggy Played Guitar
Bates Motel
Battlestar Galactica
Big Brother
Caprica
Caprica The Pilot
Chuck
Deception
Defiance
Desperate Housewives
Dexter
Entourage
Farscape
Firefly
Friday Night Lights
Generation Kill
Gossip Girl
- A Generous Serving
- A Rider Like My Father
- A Truth Universally Acknowledged
- Agnes Troublé!
- All The Boys Think She's A Spy
- All You Need Is Kill
- Always Coming Home
- At Least We Burn Trying
- Bad Charlotte
- Beatrix Slaughter
- Because You're Worth It
- Bet They Collect Things, Like Ashtrays & Art
- Beyond The Goblin City
- Billy Subs In For Jeff & Bil!
- Blue Valentines
- Blush & Bashful, Or: Game Of Scones
- Boobs Are Not A Professional Skill
- Brooklyn Without Limits, Or: Arendt You Glad You Odile?
- Cansei de Ser Stupid
- Charlie The Unicorn
- Chivalry Is Dead But You're Still Kinda Cute
- Con Heir
- Crazy, Cupid, Love
- Cross Rhodes
- Dancing Barefoot
- Despicable B
- Dirty Rotten Scandals
- Don't You Forget About Me
- Dressing Up & Dressing Down
- Elevator Love Song
- Everything Was Beautiful & Nothing Hurt
- Exploitation Of Neighbors
- Fallout Girl
- Fated To Pretend
- Felt Up & Fingerprinted
- Fever Started Long Ago
- Fever Started Long Ago
- For "College Of Choice," You Put "Ninja"?
- French Negation, Or: The Jack/Russell Terreur
- Fundamentals Of Botany, 1916
- G.G.
- Gravity Always Wins
- Hareton Earnshaw Will Have His Revenge!
- High Infidelity
- Hobo Humpin' Upstate Babe
- How Could You Use Our Poor Nate So?
- Hung Up On Somebody That You Used
- I Don't Want To Get Over You
- I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You
- I'm Secretly On Your Side
- If I Ever Feel Better
- If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet
- Imperial Bedrooms
- In Which Alliances Are Declared, And Dalliances Aired
- It Girl, Interrupted
- It's A Fire
- It's A Wonderful Lie
- It's My Party & I'll Roam If I Want To
- Jackdaws, Or: Humphrey's Complaint
- Je Ne Suis La Belette De Personne
- Jenny, King Of The Pirates
- Kenley Ruins Everything
- L.Y.L.A.W.T.F.
- Love In The Time Of College Applications
- Magnets: How They Work
- Monstrous Ball
- New York, I Love You XOXO
- OMFG!
- One Week Of Danger
- Our Time Is Running Out
- Perfect From Now On
- Pictures From an Institution, Or: The Bulls of Bendy Law
- Pieces Of Jennifer's Body
- Portrait Of A Lady Alexander
- Portrait Of A Lady Alexander
- Raiders Of The Lost Art
- Raised On Robbery
- Reader, She Kisses Him
- Runaway Snide
- S x S
- Sale Of The Century
- Salon Of The Dead
- Save The Last Chance
- Serena to the Infinite Power
- Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
- So Much for My Happy Ending
- Something About Survival
- Something About Survival
- Sparks Fly!
- Spectrum Und Drang
- Spread Like A Sailor
- Take Your Broke Ass Home!
- Thank You For Not Letting Me Be Myself Again
- That's Just What You Are
- The Backup Dan
- The Candle & The Mirror
- The Cutlery Chasing Me
- The Dandy Frightening The Squatter
- The Devil Wears Waldorf
- The Discreet Charming Of The Bourgeoisie
- The Downside To Relevance
- The End Of The Affair?
- The Infernal Desire Machines Of Paul Hoffman
- The Muses Of Montparnasse
- The New Year's Eve Of Magical Thinking
- The Old Ultraviolence
- The Princess Dowry
- The Reeling
- The Revengers
- The Roaring Besides Her
- The Serena Also Rises
- The Son That Went Missing
- The Song Is The Boy
- The Temper Trap
- The Time To Make Up Your Mind About People
- The Truth About Charlie
- The Undergraduates
- The Year Of Magical Thinking
- Theories Of The Leisure Class
- This Is My Idea Of Fun
- Through Every Open Door
- to wound the autumnal city.
- Truth Even Unto Its Innermost Parts
- UES Artistes
- V For Vendetta
- Vanity Blair
- Waking The Dragon
- War At The Roses'
- We Are Curious
- We Have Always Lived in the Palace
- We Want Prenup
- What New York Used To Be
- When Concubine Met Catamite
- When The Hurley
- When You Were A Fever
- Where In The Hell Is Chuck Bass? San Diego?
- Yes, Then Zero
- YOLO Technology
- You Be Him + I'll Be Her
- You're More Than In My Head
- You've Got Yale!
- Your Brain In Spain, Or: Pesach Shellshock
- Your Money Or Your Life
Grey's Anatomy
Homeland
Hostages
Luck
Mad Men
Masters of Sex
Mission Man Band
Mistresses
Nurse Jackie
Other
Platinum Hit
Pretty Little Liars
- "Car Rental? Ashley, You Could Rent A Yurt!"
- A dAngerous gAme
- A Hot Piece of A
- A Is For A
- A Kiss Before Lying
- Antigonish
- Bee Careful
- Blind Dates
- Blood Is The New Black
- Cat's Cradle
- Crazy
- CTRL:A
- Day For Night
- DON'T CALL, DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD
- Don't You Wish You Never Met Her?
- Emily's Reasons Why Not
- Engaged To Change
- Eye Wide Shut
- Fitz Happens
- Half In Love With Easeful Death
- Hard Vs. Mean
- He Bought Me A Soda
- He Bought Me A Soda
- Hell is Empty
- I Don't Actually Know What You Did Last Labor Day
- I Have Hot Ice Cubes In My Head
- I Must Confess
- I'm Your Puppet
- I.C.U.
- If These Dolls Could Talk
- In Every Dream Home, People Under The Stairs
- It Happened That Night
- Kingdom Of The Blind
- Lana Turner We Love You Get Up
- Let The Water Hold Me Down
- Like Every Week is Shark Week
- Misery Loves Company
- Mona
- Mother, May I Sleep With Ezra?
- Neither Tarnished, Nor Afraid
- Never Letting Go
- Nukes & Cookies
- Nukes & Cookies
- Nukes & Cookies
- Nukes & Cookies
- Nukes & Cookies
- Nukes & Cookies
- Nukes & Cookies
- Nukes & Cookies
- Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind
- Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Inferno
- Over My Dead Body
- Person Of Interest
- Picture This
- Piste Off, Or: The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway
- Salt Meets Wound
- Save The Date
- She's Better Now
- Single Fright Female
- Sister Long
- Someone To Watch Over Me
- Stolen Kisses
- Surface Tension
- Suzy Clueless & The Secret Of Killingworth
- Sweet Disposition
- Sweet Disposition
- Sweet Disposition
- Sweet Disposition
- Swingin' Around At Nothing
- Taylor Doose Will Have His Revenge
- Tear Off Your Own Head
- That Girl Is Poison
- The Bad Seed
- The Big B.A.D. Wolf
- The Blonde Leading The Blind
- The Busy, Wondrous Labor Day Of Alison DiLaurentis
- The Busy, Wondrous Labor Day Of Alison DiLaurentis
- The Devil You Know
- The First Secret
- The Kahn Game
- The Kook, The Crank, The Blind & Her Mugger
- The Ladykiller
- The Manichaean Candidate
- The Naked Truth
- The Ordeal Of Cold Water
- The Ordeal Of Cold Water
- The Ordeal Of Cold Water
- The Remains Of The A
- The Smartest Guy In The Room
- The Smartest Guy In The Room
- To Any Port or Foreign Shore
- Touched By An A
- unmAsked
- Unpleasantville
- What Becomes of the Broken
- What Lies Beneath
- What We Pretend To Be
- Who Run The World?
- Will The Circle Be Unbroken?
- Won't Stop, Can't Stop
- You Will Like Cicero Or You Will Be Whipped
- You Will Like Cicero Or You Will Be Whipped
- You Will Like Cicero Or You Will Be Whipped
- Your Body Will Know
- Your Body Will Know
- Your Wife, My Father
Ravenswood
Ray Donovan
Shameless
The 100
The Apprentice
The Big C
The Blacklist
The Casino
The Good Wife
The Killing
The O.C.
The Office
True Blood
Veronica Mars
Weeds
Zero Hour