This leads into another montage of people who the judges remember, or don't remember. That's the theme: Returning Auditioners Who May Or May Not Be Remembered. Tiny country Rose Flack from Idaho is there, and I know I just said about the blonde dreads but I do still love her very much so she gets a pass; she points out that Simon actually said he would remember her last year. I sure do. Then the scary overly tanned girl that literally could not process the words Simon was saying to her -- Remember? He was like, "What's with your gross orange tan?" and she would say, like, "That's true, Buenos Aires is the capital of Argentina" and it was kind of scary -- comes back looking a bit more grownup but we don't know what's going on with her, they just show her going, "I used to have a gross orange tan but now I just look like I'm transitioning to being a woman" via transitioning to being a human first, with destroyed hair.
Scary Lacey Brown (23, Amarillo) comes back. I don't remember who she was, but she ended up in the Chair with Megan Joy, and they made the terrible decision of Megan Joy, so I guess she sang like that, the Etta James bullshit... Yep, there she is with her demon eyes singing that warbly crap and rocking back and forth. Randy loves her, Chenoweth is feeling her, they put her through, it's lame. She looks like a third-grade teacher with that hairdo, and her eyes are like a wolf, but mostly it's that ghost of a dead lady voice they're all affecting now that I can't handle.
Every moment of this episode is like a sentence that started over here but ended up over there. "People wear crazy outfits! Clothes are things you wear! You could also wear bracelets! Wonder Woman had magic bracelets! And an invisible airplane! Some people took airplanes to their auditions! People like... Graham Crackerton, who sang the song about being the crying shoulder and wore plaid! His audition was totally fucking boring which is why we didn't make you watch it! So let's watch it!"
Anyway, a surprisingly likeable orange Real Housewife with lots of blonde hair and a numerological fascination talks to cute boys and idolizes Posh, calling her the most beautiful person she's ever seen, and then literally starts shivering from her crush on Posh, which is kind of cute. Stephanie Fisher (23, Jamestown, NY) sings "Fever" in a strange way that makes everybody uncomfortable. She has what you call a wide stance. Simon's sweet with her for a sec, and then she says how much she loves Posh (Randy goes, "Thank you!" like she said it to him, because he is a viciously clueless specimen of ding-dong) and then Simon asks Posh to turn her back on Stephanie like that will help. Like she's the Dumbo feather of the situation. It doesn't help, of course, because girlfriend can't sing. Sweet Stephanie gets to have a little fashion talk with Posh and then they hug and they look like stick insects fighting in a yard.