By Jacob Clifton | Season 1 | Episode 5 | Aired on 10.27.2013
Vivian: "Uh, yeah. Yeah that is definitely the spot. That is some good sex you are doing to me, for sure."Ethan: "Whoops, I came."
Vivian: "Is it over?"
Ethan: "I just said I came."
Vivian: "Hey, did you come blood? Because there is blood soaking this entire situation down here."
It is a total massacre! I have never had sex with a lady virgin, but if that is what happens, you are welcome to it. Yikes.
I will doublecheck using Yahoo! Answers -- the Wikipedia for the illiterate and insane, and thus my source for all medical knowledge -- and find out for sure... Oh, here we go.
Q: "How much blood comes out a virgin when you pop her cherry?"
A: "About 8 gallons usually."
So there you have it.
BEDTIME
Gini: "Wake up and go to bed."
Henry: "Is it midnight?"
Gini: "No, but it's wicked late."
Henry: "Why do you even bother coming home at all?"
Gini: "Uh, what?"
Henry: "You are having it all and I don't like it. What's even the point of moms?"
Gini: "Okay, I see what you're saying and I understand it's hard, but also: Sorry life is so tough for you, what with having a roof over your head and shoes on your feet and those dorky glasses on your stupid face. How about this, how about we do something fun tomorrow night? A special dinner and cherry pie, and a Ferris wheel ride with Tessie."
Henry: "Your terms are acceptable."
But halfway up the stairs: "...But. After the Ferris wheel, I'm gonna go live with Dad. I don't want to live with you anymore."
Good luck with that. I mean, I feel for her because he is just being awful and he doesn't even know it, but also, what are you gonna do? Run away? I'm sure. Do your worst, Henry. It sucks because normally you could treat the situation with respect and explain that things cost money and money comes from work and then make him keep the family books for a month, or at least open a savings account in a jar or something.
But because he's constructed a mythology about George that solves all those problems -- for everybody, really -- she can't do any of those things without explaining why he's stuck with her, or how it's not her that's the asshole in this situation, so she just has to bear the whole thing on her back and not punch his little lights out. I mean, it would be funny to help him pack a suitcase and leave him on George's doorstep, but it wouldn't really solve anything. At best he would show back up an hour later with some new confabulated reason she's an asshole, and at worst she's just getting rid of her child for being too grumpy, and she never sees him again.