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The Turn of the Screw

Chapter 25 - Frank sets all of his final pieces in place and he needs just one person to help knock the dominoes down.

Kelsea Stahler

Let's Make A Deal!

The Deal - Everybody wants somebody to love or, you know, blackmail.

LuluBates

Join Together with the Band

Season 13, Finalists Perform - It's not officially "rock night," but inviting the band onto the stage means it amounts to roughly the same thing.

M. Giant

Three Wheeler

Your Wild Life’s Gonna Get You Down - It's raining man problems in Nashville this week.

Potes

Top Five, Baby!

We Found Our Zombies - Tony gets cocky because his tribe is seeing some success, and it has long-reaching implications.

Kim

Huntress vs. Canary

Birds of Prey - Helena Bertinelli comes back to town and causes trouble for everyone before failing to achieve any of her actual goals.

Monty Ashley

Live Together, Eat Mutant Panther Alone

Earth Skills - While Abby risks hundreds of lives upstairs, the kids invent Freshman Poli Sci very, very slowly down below.

Jacob Clifton

The Possum Symphony

Check-Out - Dylan melts down; Caleb meets a new kind of Norma.

Jacob Clifton

We Want Post-Nup!

We Gotta Get Out Of This Place - Catherine Avery has some choice words for April; Callie and Derek take on the US government; Webber cuts a person out of another person.

Lauren S

Requiem For a Journalist

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Poor James... that's no way for anyone to go.

Kim

We Suck

While You Were Sleeping - Elena is ill. Damon wants to explain his kill. Stefan isn't chill.

Cindy McLennan

I Am An Improvised Explosive Device

Harrison Lee - Tom's secret comes out; an old hacker is bested; a monster builds a music box.

Jacob Clifton

Emulex Luthor

The Toll - That's Boyd's new nickname after this episode.

Couch Baron

Pop Goes the Weasel

Chapter 23 - Frank is almost caught in his web of lies, but finds a way out at the eleventh hour.

Kelsea Stahler

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Mess

Teacher’s Pet - This week, The Following drops bombshells like pennies from a ripped pocket.

Kelsea Stahler

Steal Crazy After All These Years

Season 6, The Battles Continue - Usher has one steal left and the final pairings of the Battles Round 1 compete anticlimactically for it. Also, is there a place for crooners in this new millennium?

Carla Sparks

Don't Let That Door Smack You On The Ass

New Directions - New Directions is no more, as Sue Sylvester finally shuts down The Glee Club for good just in time for most of its present members to graduate.

Demian

Get Thee to a Nunnery, Hardy Boy

Mother’s Little Helper - Sam's investigation into a rash of weird murders leads him to an abandoned convent. Dean searches for Abaddon at the bottom of a whiskey bottle.

Tippi Blevins

Coffin Jacob

Two Rivers - Henry still can't decide how he feels about Jacob, Caleb's probably a bank robber, and there's a new returnee.

Monty Ashley

We Need to Talk

A Little Night Music - "You're still alive, that's a good sign" and other motivational speeches.

LuluBates

Yar Welcome

Us - Several characters complete the trek to Terminus.

M. Giant

After the Love is Gone

Disgrace - Revenge finally finds a way to drive a legal wedge between Daniel and Emily.

Kelsea Stahler

Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?

Endgame - Jed's good. Flounder's bad. Wait, Flounder's good. Jed's bad. No, everyone good is bad, and everyone bad is good, but bad at it, or something.

Cindy McLennan

The Non-Sensual Rumba

Season 18, Performance 2 - The couples don't know what order they will be dancing in or which two couples will be eliminated. It's all very improvisational.

Kim

Stuck in the Middle with Duos

Season 6, The Battles Continue - The Battles rage on in what is turning out to be quite the Cold War. There are shockingly few kisses.

Carla Sparks

Aisle Seat

The End of the Aisle - Robin and Barney finally get hitched and -- for one brief, shining moment -- this becomes a show about actual human beings again.

Ethan Alter

The Brains Have It

Odd One Out - A tribal mixup helps the former Brains tribe and hurts pretty much everyone else.

Kim

Enemies Old and New

Moot Point - Harvey settles an old score, while Scottie and Louis put him in the middle of their new one.

M. Giant

Jawbone is Job One for the Hardy Boys

Blade Runners - The Winchesters finally decide it's time to track down Crowley and the First Blade.

Tippi Blevins

Return to Sender

100 - Many former Glee Clubbers return to Ohio for a couple of weeks to mourn the passing of New Directions because none of them have anything better to do with their lives, apparently. Drama ensues.

Demian

Let's Bee Friends

Takiawase - Hannibal does possibly the cruelest thing he's ever done when he becomes the opposite of a murderer. Also: bees!

Monty Ashley

Hatake's Choice

The Reaping - The enigmatic mad scientist has ample reason to regret not sticking to a "one and done" policy on family planning, while Alan and Peter discover that they may have liked each other better when one was spitting black goo all over the place.

Sobell

All Sewn Up

Can’t Make Fish Bite - A leg is won in Sri Lanka, but lost in Kuala Lumpur.

M. Giant

What Makes The Muskrat Guard His Musk? Courage!

The Tower - Once Upon A Time, Charming rescues Rapunzel. Now, Zelena is after David's courage.

Cindy McLennan

Life Is Overrated, And You'll Miss It

Dramatics, Your Honor - Jeffrey "Silas Botwin" Grant returns, much the worse for wear; Alicia runs circles around Nelson Dubeck.

Jacob Clifton

Don't Talk Too Loud

A Few Words - Alicia remembers joining LG while giving a keynote at the Bar Association, Elsbeth forms allegiances and Will gets the horns.

Jacob Clifton

Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself

Witch Hunt - The Storybrookers can't remember their year in L'enchantement, so Emma teams with an unlikely partner to figure out why monkeys are flying out of their butts.

Cindy McLennan

I Believe in a Thing Called Blood

The Darkness - Lola, desperate for a husband to legitimize her royal bastard, almost marries a gay dude, while Mary and Francis continue their literally fruitless boinking and Bash meets the Pagans again.

Sara Brady

Like It or Lumpur It

Smarter, Not Harder - Teams have to either mix music or mix drinks, but some things just don't mix.

M. Giant

The Cold Equations

Pilot - Earth's survivors send a bunch of teen criminals back to the irradiated surface to see if they will die. Complications ensue.

Jacob Clifton

The Bomb Is in Your Head

Suicide Squad - Diggle goes on a mission with a team from an entirely different comic book. And it's great!

Monty Ashley

The Third Time is Not the Charm

Season 13 – Results Show - A finalist makes one too many trips to the bottom three, but at least this is the last time.

M. Giant

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Reporter's Ambition

Chapter 23 - Ayla Sayyad's reporting finally puts her on the right path, which puts everyone -- even Frank -- in danger.

Kelsea Stahler

Monster Mash

Moon Over Bourbon Street - Elijah throws a dance party for the vampires, witches and wolves of New Orleans. Klaus pretends he doesn't care.

Tippi Blevins

Stupid, Selfish and Bleak

Why We Fight - Monroe kills a bunch of children, because we all had just a little too much faith in humanity.

Sara Brady

The Busy, Wondrous Labor Day Of Alison DiLaurentis

A Is For Answers - Alison explains everything! It does not help at all!

Jacob Clifton

The Top 10's Top 10

Season 13, Top 10 Finalists Perform - The finalists sing some chart-topping songs, but three of them will still end up on the bottom.

M. Giant

We Can See Clearly Now

Unmasked - Finally, this season gets to the point.

Kelsea Stahler

When I Think About You, I Stab Myself

Mako Tanida - Don Ressler pretends to be the main character of the show, which is whatever, but made bearable by how the rest of the story is just Tom going buckwild.

Jacob Clifton

The Cloth Mother

Caleb - Norma is invited to a party; Emma holds a memorial for a classmate; the drug war escalates; Dylan meets a new family member.

Jacob Clifton

How the HR You?

Throwing It All Away - Between complaints and gurney accidents and love contracts, the doctors are getting more familiar with HR than they ever have before.

Al Lowe

Too Much, Too Little, Too Late

Superhero - Imagine if Tomorrow People put their powers to use for good, instead of subway dwelling, stealing, and constant pissing matches with Stephen's uncle. Now, imagine they'd done this ten episodes prior.

Cindy McLennan

Man's Best Friend

Weight - A dog and his owner are rather horribly reunited.

Couch Baron

Tepid Twosomes

The Battles Premiere, Part 2 - Three more battles occur and each lacks chemistry, but three desperate victors emerge.

Carla Sparks

We Didn't Come Here to Make Friends

Chapter 22 - In order to save their own skins, Claire and Frank take down people they care greatly about.

Kelsea Stahler

Here Comes the Blood

The Walk In - Do you want to feel sorry for some Communist spies? Just watch them try to deal with American teenagers.

Al Lowe

Same Old Story, Same Old Song and Dance

Struggle - Emily gets tortured, Jack deals with troubling news, Patrick gets a new deal, and absolutely nothing has changed.

Kelsea Stahler

Paint Jake Black

No Sun on the Horizon - Jake sees a red line and he wants it painted black. No colors anymore, he wants them to turn black.

Kim

We Need to Talk About Lizzie

The Grove - The character most likely to get killed finally pulls it off, but not in the way you'd expect.

M. Giant

Dancing On Ice

Season 18, Performance 1 - Eliminate the ice dancers and you'd have a really great, competitive season. I am not a crackpot.

Kim

Duet To It

The Battles, Round 1 Premiere - The Battle Rounds begin with few upsets but some really great harmonies.

Carla Sparks

Blah, Man

Gary Blauman - Before we say goodbye to the actual stars of HIMYM, we bid a protracted farewell to nine season's worth of supporting characters. Yes, even Zoey.

Ethan Alter

Dead People With Feelings

Unearth - People are back from the dead, but everyone's a lot more interested in the details of an affair from thirty years ago.

Monty Ashley

The Wine in Front of Me

The Hound of the Cancer Cells - Holmes and Watson investigate the world of pharmaceutical testing (and murder), while Bell has a case with a sad ending (and a murder).

Monty Ashley

City of Emotional Manipulation

City of Angels - Hey, it's time for Nationals. Can the kids of New Directions cope with the crushing weight of the expectation that they'll not only defend their national title but also honor the memory of their deceased mentor? No spoilers, but have you met these kids?

LTG

Not Normal People

We’ve Got Things to Do - Everyone is a hot mess, basically.

Potes

Toss Her Out With the Rice

It’s Our Time to Shine - The Brawn tribe tries REALLY hard to throw a challenge, but the Brains tribe is just really, really terrible… especially J’Tia.

Kim

Objection Overruled

Hassun - Will's trial begins. Then it ends abruptly, due to the judge being theatrically murdered. That'll happen sometimes.

Monty Ashley

What Can the Harvest Hope For, If Not for the Care of the Reaper Man?

Black Rain - We get our first legitimately frightening character in the last three minutes of the show, but before that exciting sequence, there's a whole lot of Julia reveling in a God complex. Understandable, since she can now cure anything.

Sobell

The Way We Were

New York City Serenade - Killian Jones gets his hooks into Emma, stabs through her amnesia, and brings her back to Storybrooke.

Cindy McLennan

Tournament of Weasels

Yesterday’s Gone - Louis finally confronts Mike about never going to Harvard, but Mike and his team conduct a successful plea bargain.

M. Giant

Up the Creek

Welcome to the Jungle - The race sends its teams onto the rapids with rafts of their own construction. The results, predictably, are uneven.

M. Giant

Dirty Laundry

Rear Window - Screwing has consequences for everyone.

Sara Brady

It's A Thor Tie-In!

Yes Men - No, seriously this time!

Couch Baron

Been and Gone

Season 13, Top 11 Results Show - The top ten tour roster is named, but one finalist has to jet.

M. Giant

Welcome to Thunderdome

Chapter 21 - Frank attempts to put pressure on Lannigan, while one of Claire's deep dark secrets falls into the hands of the enemy

Kelsea Stahler

Itchy Trigger Eyeball

Exposition Boulevard - The Nevilles team up with Ed to try and take down Monroe while Victor villains villainously all over Willoughby.

Sara Brady

One Hand Clapping

Parallel Construction, Bitches! - Everybody uses the NSA wiretaps against everybody else; a hobgoblin threatens everybody; everybody thinks everybody is lying; Marilyn is great.

Jacob Clifton

Engaged To Change

Unbridled - Big party at the DiLaurentis house and we're all invited... To perish!

Jacob Clifton

Showdown at the Cemetery

Farewell to Storyville - The original vampire siblings spend roughly 24 hours stabbing each other, both figuratively and literally.

Tippi Blevins

Hollywood in Hollywood

Season 13, 11 Finalists Perform - The contestants are limited to songs that were in movies, which means they are limited to songs.

M. Giant

Even Murderers Need Spring Cleaning

The Messenger - The show cleans out a few of its less compelling storylines to focus better on Joe and Ryan.

Kelsea Stahler

The Panty Police

You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away - The "No Fraternization" Rule is in place but that doesn't mean there's any less sex taking place in supply closets.

Lauren S

Checkout Time

Gone Girl - Nadia dies. Katherine seems to get dragged off to Hell, but odds are she was sucked back to the white board in the writers room until they can figure a way out of this mess. Elena wakes.

Cindy McLennan

I Am Altering the Deal

Wrong Roads - Lots of people go back on their word or otherwise change things up this week.

Couch Baron

Lady Peaceful, Lady Happy

Shadow of a Doubt - The repercussions of Miss Watson's murder continue to spread, sending Dylan into new dangers and Bradley on the run; a bad man comes to town.

Jacob Clifton

The Light Is Winning

Form & Void - The show finally gives itself room to breathe, resulting in an absolutely fantastic and fitting finale.

Jacob Clifton

Four Nows and Five Nevers

Season 6, Episode 6: The Blind Auditions Continue - With the final four spots at stake, nine more contestants sing to be memorable.

Carla Sparks

Hook, Line & Sinker

Chapter 20 - Frank and Claire execute a power play while Seth edges out Connor and Doug finds Feng between a rock and a hard place.

Kelsea Stahler

Splintered

Alone - Even these new smaller groups can't seem to keep together indefinitely.

M. Giant

Backstabber

We Do Not Touch the First Ladies - Mellie and Andrew Nichols’s background is revealed, as is B613’s spy in the White House. And Liv’s mom is back.

Kim

The Walking (And Talking) Dead

The Returned - An eight-year-old boy who died 32 years ago in Missouri turns out alive in China. No one's sure what to make of this.

Monty Ashley

Almost Is Never Enough

Season 6 – The Blind Auditions Continue - The coaches continue to fill out their teams and break hearts. Standing up is really becoming a thing on this season.

Carla Sparks

Your Revolution Is Beautiful

Cardinal - It's only the second episode and things already look grim.

LuluBates

How I Met Your Baby

Daisy - We find out the not-so-surprising big secret that Lily's been keeping.

Angel Cohn

I Like You a Lot

Season 18: After the Final Rose - In which Chris Harrison deserves a medal for leading the most horrifically strange and uncomfortable post-show interview in the history of The Bachelor. (For real this time.)

Lauren S

Red Flag Warning

Season 18 Finale - Juan Pablo's family members all realize he's a jackass, and try valiantly to warn the remaining two bachelorettes.

Lauren S

Beware of Rolling Blackouts

Payback - Emily's doing bad things, but don't worry, she's got a totally outlandish excuse at the ready.

Kelsea Stahler

Impending Death Is the Best Cosmetic

Fushugi - Sarah's spinal tumor goes into overdrive, and as young Dr. Gizmo edges closer to the end, her skin becomes positively radiant and her hair's never looked better. Meanwhile, Julia appears to be on the fast track to immortality.

Sobell

Paradise by the Dashboard Light

Guilty Street - Deacon heads out on the road where he is extra-faithful to Megan. She, in turn, bones Teddy in the back of her car. In other news, Highway 65 is in trouble, Liam is fired and Juliette may have found herself a new Nashville label.

Potes

Most Boring Tie Ever

Cops-R-Us - The hapless Brains tribe finally gets some hap.

Kim

An Alien's Forcibly Taken Blood And Other Drugs

T.A.H.I.T.I. - Skye's life is saved, but Coulson, of all people, isn't sure about the price.

Couch Baron

My Own Worst Enemy

Buried Secrets - Mike goes after the man who made him want to be a lawyer, while Harvey, Jessica, Scottie, and Louis make nobody want to be a lawyer.

M. Giant

Winchester Angst by Proxy

#Thinman - Just in case you hadn't gotten the point about Dean being a selfish ass who ruins Sam's life, the show brings in those "Ghostfacers" to reenact it for you in simpler, dumber terms.

Tippi Blevins

A Pun About Ears

Ears to You - A ransom demand comes with two unattached ears and Lestrade needs to get on up out of the Brownstone.

Monty Ashley

I Don't Actually Know What You Did Last Labor Day

Cover For Me - Spencer gives rehab exactly as much priority as you'd think; Aria tours the colleges -- and boys -- upstate; Jessica DiLaurentis brings it.

Jacob Clifton

Roland and the Legless Mural Painter

Sakizuki - Hannibal and Will work together to crack the case of the bodies lacquered together to look like an eyeball.

Monty Ashley

Cooking With John

Enemy Of My Enemy - John makes French Toast for Stephen, then takes Astrid out for a train ride. Ultra cures Julian's nasty sinus infection.

Cindy McLennan

Opposites Repel

Baby Bear’s Soup - Even veterans can make rookie mistakes sometimes. Or all the time.

M. Giant

Santana's Hair Is Full Of Secrets

Trio - Also squirrels. Dreamboat Blaine arranges an overnight lock-in at the school for some wholly inexplicable reason, Santana Lopez and Old Idiot Rachel continue to scream at each other, and some poor little bastard ends up with Will Schuester for a dad.

Demian

Swing! Brother, Swing!

The Consummation - Mary chooses between Francis and Bash, Evil Anne faces the executioner and Amy Brenneman rips big hunks out of the Fontainebleu scenery with her teeth.

Sara Brady

The Return of Slade

The Promise - In the flashbacks, Slade learns to blame Oliver for Shado's death. And in the modern timeline, he gets to see some valuable paintings.

Monty Ashley

If You Can't Stand the Heat, Do What Frank Says

Chapter 19 - While D.C. suffers a heat wave, Frank puts some serious heat on Raymond Tusk and Jackie makes a big, sexy mistake.

Kelsea Stahler

Welcome Back

Nothing to Fear - We meet the Jabberwocky. She’s a hot chick with a bad dye job.

Mindy Monez

And Then There Were Eleven

Season 13, Top 12 Results Show - Another finalist participates in her final show.

M. Giant

But the Tigers Come at Night

Dreamcatcher - Aaron dreams that all is right with the world. It turns out to be fake, but at least we get to see Charlie shot in the head.

Sara Brady

To Mr. Goodbar, With Love

The Judge - When Cooper and an old FBI crony end up in danger from an insane Amnesty International advocate, it's up to Red and an old Navy crony to save them. Meanwhile: Tom Keen finally goes there, and it's awesome and bonkers.

Jacob Clifton

Love Quadrangle

Ride, Sally, Ride - Sally announces her presidential run and Olivia is running Fitz's campaign. So not much could go wrong there, right?

Kim

Take Me Back to New Orleans

Le Grand Guignol - Marcel and Rebekah leave town in a hurry... and then hurry right back. An enfeebled and enraged Klaus catches up to them.

Tippi Blevins

"Home" Runs… Not

Season 13, 12 Finalists Perform - The week's "Home" theme leads to a number of performances that might as well have been delivered from the singer's couch.

M. Giant

Blurred Lines

Take It Back - Once a lot of relationships have blown up in spectacular fashion, years and years down the line, someone finally points out that all of the sex between residents and attendings is inappropriate and does something about it.

Lauren S

Everybody's A Picasso

Gone But Not Forgotten - Miss Watson's death brings the Bates family into the White Pine Bay drug war; Bradley becomes incandescent.

Jacob Clifton

Ryan Hardy: Professional Life-Ruiner

Sacrifice - Everyone makes the titular "sacrifice" this week, even one character you'd never expect.

Kelsea Stahler

Things That Make You Go Meh

Season 6: The Blind Auditions Continue - More contestants who grew up in musical families and started singing in church audition, and Adam gets stingy with the button.

Carla Sparks

The Crowe Family Tree

Whistle Past The Graveyard - It turns out it reads a little differently than we thought.

Couch Baron

Digging a Hole With China

Chapter 18 - In the season's most convoluted episode yet, Frank prepares for battle with a new adversary.

Kelsea Stahler

I Heart Nerds

Hot Girl with a Grudge - The contestants are divided into Brains, Brawn, and Beauty tribes, which was apparently mostly done so that Probst could more easily mock the nerds.

Kim

It’s Just A Game

Comrades - It’s another season of Soviet ghosts chasing American Pac-men

LuluBates

Fiery Answers

After You’ve Gone - Marty gets on board with Cohle's newest, oldest obsession, the conspiracy's shell game continues, and the King In Yellow is revealed.

Jacob Clifton

Zero Weddings and a Funeral

They Don’t Make ‘Em Like My Daddy Anymore - Lamar is dead. Rayna is "fine." Juliette is on the verge of twang-free international superstardom. And Deacon has a band that you may recognize.

Potes

I'm Okay, You're Okay, They're Undead

Still - Just because you're in constant flight through a zombie-infested arboreal hell scape doesn't mean you don't have time for a journey of self-discovery.

M. Giant

This Place About to Blow

Vesuvius - It's only a few hours before their wedding, so Robin is watching movies in a hockey jersey and Barney is just getting around to picking out a suit. Idiots.

Angel Cohn

Family Matters

The Blind Auditions Continue - Blake seems to be more of a bridesmaid than a bride in this round of auditions, and Usher pushes the button with his foot.

Carla Sparks

The Women Tell Nothing New

Women Tell All - Tonight, the women tell all about how Juan Pablo is a jerkwad.

Lauren S

"What A Treacly, Stomach-Turning Waste Of Everybody's Time."

Frenemies - Old Idiot Rachel's tiny little brain explodes when Peter Facinelli casts Santana Lopez as her Funny Girl understudy, while Make-A-Wish and Tina: Warrior Princess battle it out for valedictorian at the graduation ceremony I'm pretty sure we're never actually going to see. Oh, and Adam Lambert continues to be ridiculously charming, but you still can't make me care about his storyline.

Demian

The Hardy Boys and the Haunted Bunker

Captives - The still-unrelated Winchesters deal with ghosts and demons while wearing pretty new coats. Castiel navigates the treacherous and boring waters of angel politics.

Tippi Blevins

Gareth Lestrade, Consulting Detective

The One Percent Solution - Who blew up a meeting of some bankers and bureaucrats? Was it the evil CEO who's played by a recognizable guest star? The answer might surprise you!

Monty Ashley

Fifty Vectors, One Cup

Level X - The previously mindless vectors have developed culture – and it is, of course, based on goo-swapping social interactions. And speaking of swapping bodily fluids, Julia finds out about Alan and Sarah. However, after the rap Hatake lays on her, her ex's extracurriculars are the least of her concerns.

Sobell

Gone Fishin'

Kaiseki - Will tries convince everyone that Hannibal is a psychopath who spent a year gaslighting him. Nobody buys it.

Monty Ashley

Oscars 2014: The Liveblog

Academy Awards 2014 Liveblog - American Hustle got zilch, Gravity won almost everything else, 12 Years got the Big One, John Travolta has no idea who Idina Menzel is and Ellen really loves pizza. Good thing that took nearly four hours.

Ethan Alter

Picnic

No Exit - Damon hankers for a hunk o' Enzo and "Elena" and Stefan.

Cindy McLennan

Ain't Got No Future or Family Tree

Royal Blood - Clarissa absconds with the wee princes, Evil Anne breaks out of jail and Lola takes a vacation to Paris, where she nails Francis.

Sara Brady

Mulligan Stew

Back in the Saddle - Some teams never change, and it costs one of them the race.

M. Giant

Laurel Gets Over It

Time of Death - A chronology-obsessed villain steals the skeleton key and blows up the Arrowlair while making Felicity doubt herself. And Laurel eventually decides to stop being the absolute worst person.

Monty Ashley

Wonder Twin Powers ACTIVATE!

Brother’s Keeper - It's a family affair.

Cindy McLennan

Lucky 13th

Top 13 – Results Show - Time to find out which of the judges' favorites is America's least favorite.

M. Giant

Little Defenseless Animals

Haunted Houses - Maggie blows everything up and it is beautiful; 2012 finds the Boys out of their interviews and ready to bring down the King In Yellow for good.

Jacob Clifton

Constrain'd to Watch in Darkness

Fear and Loathing - Rachel and Miles team up with the Nevilles, Monroe and Connor fight to the death, and Aaron and Priscilla throw a monkey wrench into the nanotech.

Sara Brady

Day For Night

She’s Come Undone - Spencer and Aria go crazy all over the place, while Paige and Hanna make some pretty impressive power plays of their own.

Jacob Clifton

The White Stuff

Chapter 17 - Jackie proves she's no Frank Underwood, but she's just as effective as the former Whip when Frank is put out of commission thanks to an anthrax scare.

Kelsea Stahler

Revenge is a Dish Best Served in a Flashback

Long Way Back From Hell - Genevieve the witch links Klaus's mind to Rebekah's so that he can experience his sister's treacherous flashbacks. Elijah tries to rescue them by taking off his shirt.

Tippi Blevins

65 in 260

Season 13, 13 Finalists Perform - Given a chance to tell us a little about themselves, the 13 finalists reveal a lot, which is that most of them just aren't that interesting.

M. Giant

Crumbs Up!

Madeline Pratt - Liz and Red hit the Embassy Ball, the FBI comes down hard on Cooper, and we meet the Blacklist's Irene Adler.

Jacob Clifton

Extremely Risky Business

Chapter 16 - Frank works tirelessly to get a risky bill passed while Claire reveals a huge secret on national television.

Kelsea Stahler

The Great Joe-dini

Fly Away - Joe finally gets away from crazy Lily.

Kelsea Stahler

Musical Chairs

The Blind Auditions Premiere, Part 2 - Some very young contestants face the blind auditions. Plus, a returning auditioner and a couple of straight-laced white guys.

Carla Sparks

South Of The Border, Down Mexico Way

Raw Deal - One Crowder doesn't live to fight another day.

Couch Baron

It's Okay

Season 18, Episode 8, Part 2 - One of the girls calls Juan Pablo out on being a self-centered ass, but, seeing as how that is true, he's surprisingly unconcerned by it all.

Lauren S

Home Swee-- Aw, Crap

Claimed - Rick's new house isn't his for long, but Glenn's new traveling companions might be his for a while.

M. Giant

Blindly Chasing the Dream

The Blind Auditions Premiere - Season 6 premieres with a strong, likeable group of contestants and a few stinkers with bad personalities.

Carla Sparks

The Fifth Element is Love

Rally - Barney gets plastered, but we're the ones left nursing the hangover.

Ethan Alter

Family Court

Season 18, Episode 8, Part 1 - It's time for the remaining women's families to meet and judge if Juan Pablo is worthy of their daughter's/sister's hand in marriage. (Probably not.)

Lauren S

America The Beautiful

The London Season - It gives us Shirley MacLaine and Paul Giamatti and takes Ivy off our hands for good.

Couch Baron

Whatchu Talking About, Willis Hypothesis?

Bloodline - Once more, people make vague utterances meant to pique our interest about conspiracies, secrets, and super-races, or whatever. But the real fun in this episode is figuring out exactly how crazy Hatake is.

Sobell

Past The Point of No Return

Chapter 15 - Claire shares a dark secret, Frank butts heads with Tusk, and Lucas gets himself into some deep, dark trouble.

Kelsea Stahler

Ledoux Or Ledon't, Just Shut The Hell Up Already

The Secret Fate of All Life - Rust Cohle is probably crazy, but what's really crazy is that it took these people seventeen actual years of him acting totally crazy to figure that out.

Jacob Clifton

Triskadekaphilia

Season 13 – Top 13 Revealed - The thirteenth episode of the thirteenth season is a good night for thirteen singers.

M. Giant

Piste Off, Or: The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway

Free Fall - Ezra comes clean about some disturbing things; Spencer gets boxed into a private hell of almost being right for the first time in her life.

Jacob Clifton

Keep Your Eyes on the Prize

Rush Week – Top 15 Male Singers - Fifteen guys show up to sing, but only ten actually get to. In related news, Randy Jackson shows up to mentor again.

M. Giant

The Lonely Hearts Club

Reflection - Everyone's pairing up on this non-Valentine's Day episode, including Joe and his long lost love: murder.

Kelsea Stahler

Not So Fast, Five of You

Rush Week – 15 Girls Perform - How can we miss Randy if he won't go away? Or even if he does?

M. Giant

Wandering the Wilderness

Inmates - The other survivors of the prison group take the lead in an episode that's Grimes-free. Well, nearly.

M. Giant

Breaking Mad

Chapter 14 - Frank Underwood kicks off Season 2 by getting rid of a major obstacle.

Kelsea Stahler

I Choose Me

Episode 4.7 - Mary's got two interested and solid suitors, but she's not giving either of them much hope. Also, Evelyn Napier who?

Couch Baron

Don't Worry, Scientists! Now We Have Executives to Save You!

Survivor Zero - So the bad news is that now we have MBAs on the scene, and they're more frightening than the goo-spewing infected people. The good news is … well, there is no good news in this episode.

Sobell

Double Negative

Season 18, Episode 7 - Clare versus Nikki! Sharleen versus Sharleen! Juan Pablo versus the English language! It all shakes down in this episode.

Carla Sparks

Crash Into Me, Or: A Supposedly Fun Thing

Who Goes There - Cohle introduces Marty to Crash and Ginger, a fleet-footed duo of drug enthusiasts with a love of cycling, boating, hostage-taking, and racial supremacy.

Jacob Clifton

Top Almost 30

Season 13, Hollywood Round Week #3 - The judges have had to make a lot of tough decisions, you guys. That's why they're dumping the last one on us.

M. Giant

Neither Tarnished, Nor Afraid

Shadow Play - We finally get a peek at where Spencer goes when she checks out and, spoiler alert, it is nuts.

Jacob Clifton

Judgment Day

Season 13, Hollywood Week #2 - The judges start dropping some contestants into the Top 30, some into the dustbin, and a few into Thunderdome.

M. Giant

102 Things I Hate About You

Total Eclipse of The Heart - "Elena" takes Stefan to the Bitter Ball. Bonnie meets a possible witch. Damon acts up.

Cindy McLennan

Team Crowe-der

Kill The Messenger - Boyd decides the Crowes make better friends than enemies.

Couch Baron

All in the Family

Family Affair - We meet Lily's family, Joe reconnects with his followers, and Ryan learns that his only family member might be getting herself into trouble.

Kelsea Stahler

Daddy Dearest

Too Far Gone - By the end of the episode, Lamar basically just wishes he had stayed in prison.

Potes

Man and Boy

After - The Walking Dead Players present Cormac McCarthy's The Road. Sort of.

M. Giant

Double the Standards, Double the Fun!

Season 18, Episode 6 - Juan Pablo somehow manages to charm Clare even while still basically making it her problem that they hooked up in Vietnam. If that's not true love, what is?

Lauren S

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

His Last Vow - What does it take to make John Watson love you?

Cindy McLennan

In A Pig's Sty

Episode #4.6 - Mary and Blake spend the night together – rescuing the new Downton pigs from dehydration. With sexy results? Maybe a little?

Couch Baron

The Unrelated Hardy Boys Suck

The Purge - Something is sucking the life out of people, and it's not this show. Or at least not just this show.

Tippi Blevins

The Truth Is Out There? Maybe?

Aniqatigua - Julia's subconscious throws up a lot of hokum in an effort to make anyone care about the connection between her and Hatake, and a shirtless Balleseros discovers that there are actually people who are smarter and meaner than he is. (I applaud this development.)

Sobell

Click, Whoosh

Corpse de Ballet - A ballerina has been cut in half, which reveals all sorts of behind-the-scenes dancer shenanigans.

Monty Ashley

Deathlok and Load

T.R.A.C.K.S. - Skye might die, while Mike Peterson might become something else.

Couch Baron

Nobody Expects the Poisoned Bathtub

Inquisition - Henry accuses Evil Anne of adultery, so she calls in Medici reinforcements, then tries to kill Mary again.

Sara Brady

Trouble with the Ex

Heir to the Demon - Sara's back in town and this time she's staying around! Unless her assassin ex-lover kills her first, that is.

Monty Ashley

Group Dynamics

Hollywood Round, Week #1 - The entire group round zooms by so fast we barely have time to notice it only did half of its job.

M. Giant

Batgirl. Na na na na na na na na na. Batgirl.

Things Fall Apart - Stephen protects Astrid. Cara doles out punishment. Marla's secret is revealed. Cindy McLennan researches liver transplants.

Cindy McLennan

The All-Night Werewolf Jamboree

Crescent City - Hayley invites her family to party away the night of the full moon. The witches attack the Original siblings, and Elijah is super pissed about it.

Tippi Blevins

I Have Hot Ice Cubes In My Head

Hot For Teacher - Hanna's investigation of Spencer leads her to Spencer's investigation of Ezra, who is investigating Emily, who's investigating Shana, who is investigating a certain work of art in the DiLaurentis house. Meanwhile, Aria investigates her own inner turmoil over having nothing to investigate.

Jacob Clifton

Thank You for the Flowers

My Haunted Heart - Miranda almost comes back to life, but ends up in the arms of a Caleb Rivers doppelgänger instead, the Twins take their wet-eyed revenge on the Mayor's murderer, and then everything abruptly goes to hell.

Jacob Clifton

The Last Luau

Finale - Nina and Nicholas each take over a restaurant to prepare four-course menus in the final competition for the title of Top Chef.

Carla Sparks

Hangared Up

Hollywood or Home - Hollywood Week is rebooted, and over a hundred contestants are simply booted.

M. Giant

Elegy for Our Lady of Perpetual Victimhood

The Devil Inside - Katherine seeks permanent ownership of Elena's body.

Cindy McLennan

…Congratulations?

Season 15, Episode 15 - Not even the smooth sounds of Ruben Studdard could prepare us for the skeletal visage of our winner.

Potes

Five Easy Corpses

Shot All To Hell - A lot of people die in Harlan (and elsewhere) this week.

Couch Baron

"BALENCIAGA!!!"

The Seven Wonders - There's a new Supreme in town and a stack of dead bodies littering Miss Robichaux's.

Mindy Monez

Burning Down the House

It’s All Wrong, But It’s All Right - Everything is falling apart, but then Juliette makes Avery pink macaroni and all is right with the world again.

Potes

One Red Balloon Goes By

Sunrise - The digital effects editors get to have some fun with bad green screen and a floating Robin.

Angel Cohn

Actually, Ryan, Maybe Don't Love the One You're With

Trust Me - Ryan lost Claire, but he sees a close second in Lily… until he learns that the world of romance is not so kind to him.

Kelsea Stahler

Date from Hell

Season 18, Episode 5 - One girl goes on a date to (an) actual (cave called) Hell, while another decides she's going to create her own on-on-one date.

Lauren S

In a White Room/with Black Sputum…

Single Strand - Balleseros's actions over the last four days begin to catch up with him, Sarah makes a move on Alan for all the wrong reasons, and Hatake's obsession with Julia gets even creepier. Fortunately, her hallucinations are on to him.

Sobell

Murder and Paleontology

Dead Clade Walking - A murder from Holmes's cold files leads to a murder today. And there's a baby dinosaur!

Monty Ashley

The Hardy Boys and the Wayward Werewolf

Sharp Teeth - Sam and Dean find out that Garth has taken up with a family of spiritual werewolves.

Tippi Blevins

Fight and Flight

Run to You - The characters all struggle to let go and say goodbye to things and Carrie finds herself with few options. Remarkably, there are only two unnecessary subplots.

Carla Sparks

All That Jazz

Season 4, Episode 5 - Rose's jazz birthday party for Lord Grantham is a big hit. Her relationship with Jack Ross, not so much.

Couch Baron

Best Man. Great Man. Good Man

The Sign of Three - In which John and Mary marry and Sherlock makes the day, then ruins it, then saves it, brings us to tears and leaves the wedding early. Who does that?

Cindy McLennan

The Pagan King

Sacrifice - Evil Anne plots to have Bash murdered while Henry's away in Rome.

Sara Brady

Tiger Claws

Tremors - Oliver tries to teach Roy to control his anger, but it's too hard, so he has to take extreme measures to get through to him.

Monty Ashley

Spider House Rules

Along Came A Spider - Dillon returns, with some pretty horrible revelations in tow; Remy exonerates Mr. Springer at considerable personal cost; it turns out the Curse is transferable if you know who to ask; this lady has spiders crawling out of her damn face.

Jacob Clifton

All Aboard

Season 13, Auditions #6 - The auditions end in Omaha, as so many things do.

M. Giant

Thank You For Being A Friend

Sitting Ducks - Peter takes Marla and the boys camping. If you've been watching, Stephen is as immature as you'd expect. Elsewhere, John saves Astrid's life, which is still left in ruins thanks to being Stephen's friend.

Cindy McLennan

Mama Said Knock You Out

Happy Endings - Charlie, Monroe and Connor go to New Vegas to recruit a mercenary army for their war against the patriots, while the president deputizes Tom and Jason Neville to go to Willoughby and kill Monroe. And Rachel and Miles knock boots.

Sara Brady

Sacrificial Vamps

Dance Back From the Grave - A witch named Papa Tunde is sacrificing vampires in order to gain their powers. Klaus tries to rally the troops against him, but finds that loyal minions are few and far between.

Tippi Blevins

The Smartest Guy In The Room

Bite Your Tongue - Spencer risks it all for the key to the puzzle; Hanna takes a trip to the dentist; Emily has possibly the worst night of her life.

Jacob Clifton

Spam-a-Lot

Maui Wowie - The top three chefs arrive in Hawaii and are soon joined by the winner of Last Chance Kitchen for a Spam challenge and a "canoe crop" challenge to determine the final two.

Carla Sparks

Utahan to Me?

Season 13, Auditions #5 - Auditions in Salt Lake City reveal some fresh talent.

M. Giant

100 Things I Hate About You

500 Years Of Solitude - Katherine is dying, but Nadia gets a Traveller to cast a hitchhiker spell. Why, whose body shall Katherine choose? It's like a total mystery, but with only one obvious answer.

Cindy McLennan

Tri, Tri Again

Season 15, Episode 14 - The triathlon goes just about as expected, and the red line whittles our final five to a final three.

Potes

A Fine Messer You've Gotten Us Into

Over The Mountain - Wade leaves us, but not without causing everyone a whole lot of trouble.

Couch Baron

Buying Young

The Cyprus Agency - Since Liz and Tom are adopting, a case involving an evil adoption agency seems only fair. Red's hunt for the Mole comes to a violent conclusion, Liz and Tom are now impressively on the rocks, and we gotta wait a whole month for the stupid Olympics before we find out what happens next.

Jacob Clifton

Lame-na

Just For What I Am - Rayna and Deacon totally want to make out and then don't, and per usual everything is Scarlett's fault.

Potes

The Moon Won't Use the Door

The Locked Room - Cohle explains at length how religion keeps everyone from being as awesome and functional as he is, while Marty's kids continue to be in a clear and present, mortal danger that doesn't really interest anybody too much.

Jacob Clifton

Have You Met Ted?

How Your Mother Met Me - In which we realize that we would have rather spent time with The Mother all along.

Angel Cohn

Seoul Sisters

Season 18, Episode 4 - In Korea, the girls finally start to turn on each other.

Lauren S

Might As Well Face It, He's Addicted to Blood

For Joe - While the twins get Ryan in trouble with the FBI, Joe Carroll learns that he's got no hope of turning over a new leaf.

Kelsea Stahler

The Power Is Up for Grabs

Go to Hell - A certain coven is finally due to choose a new Head of Household.

M. Giant

Doctors? More Like DUH-ctors

Single Strand - Doreen learns the hard way that you should never trust anyone who refuses to take off his black leather gloves in your presence, Alan learns the hard way that either his ex or his brother is a lying liar who lies, and Sarah learns the hard way that her fancy quick-test did not work.

Sobell

This Hardy Boy is a Marked Man

First Born - Dean and Crowley strike a bargain with the man who invented murder. Castiel and Sam talk about sandwiches and stuff.

Tippi Blevins

There Will be Blood

Let There Be Light - The season (series?) ends with a bloody vampire hunt, a big explosion and one of the most improbable sex scenes on prime time television. Also, Lucy takes to vampiring like Martha Stewart to napkin folding. It's a good thing.

Sobell

The Guilted Lily

This Is the Time - Carrie must decide between pursuing a career at Interview Magazine and going to college, and what would a prom episode be without a long, convoluted prom queen coronation?

Carla Sparks

Bygones Not Gone

Season 4, Episode 4 - Bates forces a measure of the truth out of Mrs. Hughes. He then tells Anna it's all behind them -- but it isn't.

Couch Baron

I Don't Shave For Sherlock Holmes

The Empty Hearse - John mourns. Anderson theorizes. Lestrade scoffs. Mary arrives. Mycroft watches. Sherlock lives.

Cindy McLennan

The Bastard Who Would Be King

For King and Country - Mary flips the script on King Henry and agrees to marry the future king of France -- but only if Bash is that future king. Evil Anne loses her shit.

Sara Brady

Reign of Blood

Blind Spot - Oliver finally learns that something might be suspicious about Sebastian Blood, but the investigation doesn't go perfectly.

Monty Ashley

Elements of Destruction

Après Moi, le Déluge - The Original siblings finally find something to agree on when New Orleans is once again nearly wiped off the map.

Tippi Blevins

Take Your Mom to Work Day

Season 13, Auditions #4 - Ryan's hometown produces some actual talent, not counting Ryan.

M. Giant

Central Park West Side Story

Rumble - When you're a SUPE, you're a SUPE all the way, from your first teleport 'til your last dying day, which you probably spent with either Cara or Stephen.

Cindy McLennan

Won't Stop, Can't Stop

Close Encounters - Spencer goes abruptly Hastings on everyone in her life; Jake and Ezra have an entire bloody fight without ever meeting face-to-face; Hanna brings it hard.

Jacob Clifton

Don't Tell Mom, The Babysitter's Undead

I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead - Remy earns a sit-down with Gabriel; Miranda strikes out.

Jacob Clifton

Some Abject Louse

Captain Trips - Rachel returns to Willoughby to help Gene treat the typhus epidemic, then discovers the patriots are responsible for the outbreak. Aaron and Priscilla discover that the nanites aggressively want them to go back to Texas. And the Nevilles try to free Jason, but instead blow their cover.

Sara Brady

Local Heroes

Season 13, Auditions #3 - People from Detroit are tough, gritty and determined, as proven by how pretty they sing.

M. Giant

What's Old is New Orleans Again

Leaving New Orleans - After a two-part QuickFire, the final four chefs prepare dishes inspired by the flavors and experiences of New Orleans.

Carla Sparks

Old Men Die & The World Keeps Spinning

Seeing Things - With Quesada under pressure from above and the clock ticking, the boys chase their dwindling leads to a cathouse, a burned-up church and maybe a cult.

Jacob Clifton

Secret Secrets Hurt Everyone

Bad Blood - In the final episode of season one, Ichabod and Abbie learn that one of their own has betrayed them.

Kelsea Stahler

How to Dig Up a Dead President

The Indispensable Man - Abbie and Ichabod solve the riddle of Washington's Bible, but it threatens to unravel their partnership as a result.

Kelsea Stahler

Don't Take Him Just Because You Can

The Alchemist - Liz's marriage is in trouble, Red and Ressler are back in the game, and the other Mole is revealed.

Jacob Clifton

The Mirror Has Two Faces

Season 15, Episode 13 - Thankfully, one of them is Tim Gunn, who has come to glamorize the final seven!

Potes

Les Cousins Dangereux

Good Intentions - There are dangerous cousins in Harlan -- and not just the ones from out of state.

Couch Baron

Listen Up, White Devil

Protect the Coven - Fiona and Marie go all Fiona and Marie on the witch hunter investment bankers. It is awesome.

Mindy Monez

What Was in the Box

We, The Juries - Florrick, Agos, Lockhart and Gardner split up a case from the old days, while mistakes of Eli's recent past return to blow up everybody's future.

Jacob Clifton

Ding, Dong, the Joe Ain't Dead

Resurrection - Ryan finds that Joe Carroll isn't quite as dead as he thought.

Kelsea Stahler

For Richer or Poorer, In Sickness and Attempted Murder

Hatred - Emily is determined to stay married to Daniel so that she can punish him for making her sterile, but Daniel is no sitting duck.

Kelsea Stahler

"The Poor, Giant Baby is in Trouble Again"

Road Trip - Dean has to rescue Sam. Crowley and Castiel have to rescue Sam. I have to rescue Sam. You have to rescue Sam. Everybody has to rescue Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam.

Tippi Blevins

Shut Up and Sing

I’ll Keep Climbing - Peggy is dead, Will is hiding out in the woods, Deacon is tortured by his happiness, Rayna is missing an opportunity to bone Liam, and Juliette gets no respect. With special guest Kelly Clarkson!

Potes

Kick to the Heart

Season 18, Episode 3 - A group date involves soccer and public making out, which some of the women very much don't appreciate.

Lauren S

Before & After Midnight

Unpause - A series of truth bombs rocks the world of HIMYM and results in the season's best episode. Not that that's hard.

Ethan Alter

Birds of a Feather Eat Each Other

Hungry Like the Wolf - Carrie seizes an opportunity at work as Bennett slacks off and Tom, Maggie, and Sebastian face some difficult negotiations of their own.

Carla Sparks

Forget London’s Vampire Epidemic – the Real Danger is the Epidemic of Dumb

Four Roses - Everyone in this episode thinks themselves toward the dumbest conclusions possible. Ev-er-y-one. But, on the bright side, it does speed Harker and Mina’s split.

Sobell

Trust Nobody, Especially if They're Cute

274 - It's early in the series, but I think it's safe to say that Sarah and Balleseros is tied for "Who is screwing over everyone the most?" She does it with a faulty test for the Narvik virus and he does it by sabotaging the CDC.

Sobell

The Proposal

Season 4, Episode 3 - Someone's been swept off his dashing feet.

Couch Baron

The Ice Storm

Seeds - A couple of S.H.I.E.L.D. cadets rain a super-storm of ice down on the world. Also, "Skye" is synonymous with death.

Couch Baron

The Sound of The Big Machine

The Long Bright Dark - Bog people join cult. Grizzled weird cops investigate. Everybody gives speeches.

Jacob Clifton

Suzy Clueless & The Secret Of Killingworth

Love ShAck, Baby - Alison's diary leads the Liars to a temporary stay in Ezra's scary cabin, where they lose the book to A but regain some common ground; Spencer goes very publically ham on Mrs. DiLaurentis, with interesting consequences.

Jacob Clifton

Bea's In The Trap

Home Is Where The Heart Is… (Seriously, Check The Floorboards) - Miranda meets The Grunwald's AMAZING guardian Beatrice; Caleb reunites with his Uncle Dad; the Mathesons melt down impressively.

Jacob Clifton

Someone Set Us Up the Bomb

Blast Radius - There's a mad bomber loose in Starling City! But that takes up a surprisingly small part of the episode, which is mostly about Sebastian Blood.

Monty Ashley

Worry Never Robs Tomorrow Of Its Sorrow

The Citadel - The Tomorrow People elect Cara as their new leader. Death, obviously, ensues.

Cindy McLennan

Stay Away, Fools

Season 13, Auditions #2 - Harry Connick, Jr. continues his jovial war on everything that irritates you about American Idol, this time going after idiots who suck on purpose.

M. Giant

I Did It All For the Cookies

Some Men Need Killing - As Molly investigates the suspicious professional hit on an abusive husband, she has to deal with her own rascal of an abusive husband not signing the divorce papers.

Carla Sparks

Sisters Mostly Doing it For Themselves

The Casket Girls - Rebekah decides the women need to stick together against the traitorous men in their lives.

Tippi Blevins

Papi, Me Escuches?

Mis Dos Padres - Rachel and Miles try to rescue Monroe from the Nuñez cartel, Gene and Charlie investigate what the patriots are up to, and the family Neville joins the Beltway murdering class.

Sara Brady

Career Fare

Po’ Boy Smackdown - After getting served by the king of food trucks, the chefs are asked to prepare dishes that represent a turning point in their culinary journeys.

Carla Sparks

Boston to Austin

Auditions #1 - Lots of contestants come on the show not knowing who Harry Connick, Jr. is. Fortunately, the show is going to fix that very quickly.

M. Giant

Now That My Role Model Is Gone

The Good Samaritan Killer - Liz tracks a serial killer all by herself while Red's away, um, being a serial killer. Ironically enough.

Jacob Clifton

Sister, Sister

The Vessel - Abbie and Jenny are brought together by demon possession. Yes, really.

Kelsea Stahler

The Winter Hunger Games

Season 15, Episode 12 - The Losers head to Park City, where they train with Olympic athletes, learn about curling, and run up a bobsled track.

Potes

Cards In Play

The Kids Aren’t All Right - This show never seems to run out of interesting -- and menacing -- villains.

Couch Baron

It’s Stevie, Bitch.

The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks - Rejoice, America! The Stevie Nicks episode finally happened!

Mindy Monez

She Wants It All or Nothing At All

Endurance - Emily considers giving up the revenge game altogether, but a strong move from Victoria forces her to throw herself, heart and soul, into her mission.

Kelsea Stahler

Escape From Slap Mountain

Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra - It takes 22 minutes and years of training for Marshall to deliver the fourth slap. But hey, at least there was Boys II Men.

Angel Cohn

A Doggone Mess

Season 18, Episode 2 - In which we learn that, on a group date, one person shouldn't attempt to drink ALL the drinks herself.

Lauren S

Okay What Is This Tonight

Revival - Remy goes on old-timey walkabout, Thomas and Esther's real identities are quite the surprise, and an intense preacherman visits town.

Jacob Clifton

Your Body Will Know

Who’s In The Box? - Emily processes this latest thing; Hanna deals with the concept of Ravenswood; Aria gets completely awesome out of nowhere.

Jacob Clifton

Frequency Awful

Endgame - Dr. Ellen Sanders kills the President of the United States.

Jacob Clifton

Unringing a Bell

All in the Family - A body turns up in a barrel, which unspools into a story about a mob war and the NSA and a crooked cop. And then Bell comes home!

Monty Ashley

The Natives Are Restless

Vector - Julia smells a rat in Peter’s research and goes to replicate his results -- and wow, are those results disgusting. Meanwhile, Doreen singlehandedly takes care of a stray sickie, and Sarah gets taken hostage a few times.

Sobell

V-Day D-Day

Date Expectations - Carrie is mad at Sebastian for being too career-motivated on Valentine's Day, while Maggie signs up to join the army and things get dramatic for Walt.

Carla Sparks

Who Put Monkeysicles on the Secret Menu?

Helix Pilot - We quickly establish that a remote arctic base is an excellent place for incubating both lethal viruses and secretive people who have no intention of actually helping stem any outbreaks. Also, there are fleeing monkeys.

Sobell

Scheming Like an Undead Demon

Come to Die - We find out that Alexander Grayson's been scheming at such intricate levels that he's been able to manipulate Harker beyond our wildest imaginings. And despite being smacked around by both of the women in his life and having to deal with an increasingly unstable Van Helsing.

Sobell

House Paaaaaarty!

Season 4 – Episode 2 - A billion things happen over a party weekend at Downton. One of them is horrible.

Couch Baron

Golden Globes Liveblog 2014

Golden Globes 2014 - Thanks to sick burns from hosts Amy & Tina Fey, several genuinely deserving winners and at least one off-the-charts crazy speech, the 2014 Globes felt far shorter than their usual 12 years.

Ethan Alter

The Privilege of Irony

Goliath & David - My anaconda don't want none unless you've procured a derivative copyright, son.

Jacob Clifton

Minutes, Days -- What's The Difference?

The Magical Place - Turns out Coulson was dead SLIGHTLY longer than he thought.

Couch Baron

Are U.N. or Are You Out?

Winner Winner! - Four days and seven outfits get compressed into a one-hour season finale set at the United Nations. Yes, really.

Monty Ashley

El Jefe, El Chero y La Mujeruca

Three Amigos - Rachel, Monroe and Miles go to Mexico to look for Li'l Sebastian. Aaron strikes out on his own to look for answers about the nanites. And the family Neville schemes murderously, some more.

Sara Brady

Gringa Problems

La Sicaria - Female Texas Ranger Molly Parker does it all: she solves mysteries, uses her intuition, bends the rules a little, rescues kidnapped families, and even finds time for a relatively no-strings-attached sexual relationship. Killer.

Carla Sparks

Revolutionary Cuisine

Oui Si a Challenge - The chefs are split into two teams and asked to prepare French and Spanish courses for a discerning group of judges. One chef's success in the QuickFire puts his team in a precarious position for the Elimination Challenge.

Carla Sparks

Suspicious Minds

Suspicious Minds - People start getting very "suspicious" up in their "minds"; the "game" "ends."

Jacob Clifton

Bobby Come Back

Season 15, Episode 11 - Eliminated contestants vie for a spot back in the competition, but the big returnee that everyone's talking about is the dreaded Yellow Line.

Potes

Have Murderous Family, Will Travel

A Murder Of Crowes - Dewey's kin is on their way from Florida to Harlan, and unlike him, they're to be feared.

Couch Baron

The Curious Incident of the Bride in the Night-Time

Homecoming - As Daniel wrestles with his guilt, Emily wakes up with amnesia and another suspect emerges.

Kelsea Stahler

Love at First Bump

Season 18, Episode 1 - Some of these ladies are trying hard not to look crazy, but others are hoping that lunacy helps them score a sexy Latin husband.

Lauren S

Return of the Nemesis

The Diabolical Kind - Moriarty is back, and she's working with Holmes to solve a kidnapping. Unless she's behind it, which he thinks she is.

Monty Ashley

Choose Life (How Mary Got Her Groove Back)

Season 4 – Episode One - That's what the Dowager Countess and Carson tell a grieving Mary to do. She does, to Lord Grantham's simultaneous happiness and chagrin.

Couch Baron

Dracula, Having an Epically Bad Day

Servant to Two Masters - In an episode mostly devoted to setting up situations for payoffs in the final three episodes, Mina figures out that she really likes Alex, Jayne figures out how to use Lucy to get to Mina, and Alex figures that the Order Draco has reached the Not Fooling Around level of conspiring.

Sobell

Teenage Wasteland

Under Pressure - With Tom gone for the weekend, Carrie invites Sebastian over and Dorrit throws a good old-fashioned rager.

Carla Sparks

Fashion Cents

Milly the Model - The four remaining designers have to make something Ready to Wear and stay within a budget. They succeed, but not without complaining a lot.

Monty Ashley

One Fish, Two Fish

Mississippi Mud Bags - The chefs craft crawfish dishes, and then prepare a dish for the Louisiana Seafood Council that features local seafood.

Carla Sparks

In A Bed By The Waterside

The Star - Brody's success could mean Operation Javadi's failure, putting Saul and Carrie's promises to Nick on the line and leaving the CIA with a new Director, and Istanbul with the youngest Station Agent on record.

Jacob Clifton

Merry Christmas and Goodbye

The Time of the Doctor - The Doctor is willing to die to protect a town called Christmas, but can't quite rescue it from the episode's greatest enemy: confusion.

Tippi Blevins

The Seat With The Clearest View

Elvis Has Left The Building - Masters's Friday presentation comes and goes, leaving everybody in the wreckage; Ethan gets a job offer; Margaret rethinks her husband's medical future.

Jacob Clifton

The Best of Times, the Worst of Times

The Second Time Around - Things are going great for Carrie as she scores a second chance at getting published, while things aren't as good for Walt or Maggie.

Carla Sparks

PANic And PANcakes

Going Home - The curse is coming. Regina must use a powerful weapon to save her victims. Rumpy and Emma make difficult choices.

Cindy McLennan

The Triumph of Tyson

Season 27 – Reunion - The entire cast gets to sit on the stage, although not all of them get to speak.

Kim

The Inevitable

It’s My Night - Someone returns from Redemption Island and then Monica acts like she's going to do something for once, multiple times, but never does, until finally a predictable winner is crowned.

Kim

Radiant Orchid

Nina’s Trending - This episode has it all: fashion bloggers, Nina Garcia, the hot new color of 2014 and the zipper queen.

Monty Ashley

Wrap it Up

Winner Chosen - The X Factor faces the toughest challenge of the season: filling two hours of a show whose purpose is to convey a single piece of information.

M. Giant

Home Stretch

Season 3 – Top 3 Perform - In the last week, it's all over but the shouting. And there is a LOT of shouting.

M. Giant

Pass/Fail/Puree

Giving It the College Try - The eight remaining chefs make drumsticks for Questlove, and then head to a college cafeteria to serve 500 incoming freshmen using only what is available at the cafeteria.

Carla Sparks

Smash and Burn

Get Up, Stand Up - The Winter finale leaves us with a possibly deceased father, a possibly broken friendship, a possibly broken wedding and a call from the President.

Lauren S

The Physical Impossibility of Being 2 Legit

Fight or Flight - Duncan Carlisle infiltrates survivalists, steals man-jewelry, and takes his wife hostage so she'll shut up about how he is constantly taking people hostage.

Jacob Clifton

50 Shades Of FanFic

Fifty Shades Of Grayson - Everything old is new again: Grayson Gilbert's past; Damon's sins; Katherine and her grey hair; Stefan and his principles. Still it's Thursday, so it's time to save eternal damsel, Elena.

Cindy McLennan

It Burns, Burns, Burns

Season 15, Episode 10 - It's a double elimination! And yet this show is somehow still going to have a 300-episode season.

Potes

Night of Champions

Live Finale - The Voice delivers one of its most impressive and successful finale yet and crowns a Season 5 winner.

Carla Sparks

Freedom

Head - A moment of silence for the death of a fan favorite.

Mindy Monez

In the Wind

A Door Marked Exit - Most of the storylines from the first half of the season get semi-wrapped up, but nothing gets resolved.

Kim

Death Becomes Her

Exodus - We finally learn who shoots Emily on her wedding night—and whether or not we're going to have to follow Ghost Emily's revenge plan for the rest of the season.

Kelsea Stahler

Train in Vain

Tomorrow Never Comes - The Music City Music Festival is a horror show for most of our characters, and potentially deadly for two.

Potes

The Devil Made Me Do It

Bass Player Wanted - Perhaps what this show needed was a super dose of Satan all along.

Angel Cohn

Christina Takes It All

Season 5 – Live Final Performances - The finalists perform three times and Christina declares herself the winner.

Carla Sparks

Reunited, and It Feels So Good

Home - Jafar sends the Smoke Monster after the Red Queen.

Mindy Monez

Guess Who’s Single and Ready to Mingle?

A Mother’s Work - So, Gemma’s back on the market again after Nero decides he can’t be having with the lie-telling, death-dispensing traveling crapshow that is the Sons of Anarchy. Also, Jax is back on the market. Neither of them are happy about it.

Sobell

The Sponsorship

Internal Audit - A man with a pyramid scheme gets murdered, which provides some distraction from Holmes's discomfort with becoming a sponsor.

Monty Ashley

I Give a Damn About My Bad Reputation

I Heard a Rumor - Carrie faces a rumor Weaver spread about her in Page Six, while Mouse tries to spice things up with West, and Maggie considers an abortion.

Carla Sparks

Flipping Monica

Out On a Limb - Hayden and Ciera realize that their only shot is winning immunity, finding an Idol, and/or flipping Monica.

Kim

George Washington's Axe

Big Man in Tehran - Brody turns into a terrorist right in front of Carrie's eyes and she is still surprised by it, even though he is constantly doing this, all the time.

Jacob Clifton

PANdora's Box

The New Neverland - In the Enchanted Past, Snow faces Medusa. Now, in Storybrooke, Pan prepares to cast the Dark Curse.

Cindy McLennan

Finished

Amazing “Crazy” Race - Reversals, betrayals, excitement, and suspense fill one of the last legs of the race. Not the last leg, but you can't have everything.

M. Giant

Always a Bastard, Never a Bride

Fated - Henry decrees Mary and Francis will marry ASAP, which makes Evil Anne go guns blazing to prevent the wedding that she's sure will result in her son's death. And Kenna finds out about Diane's quest to legitimize Bash, then spills the beans in the stupidest, least politically helpful way she could.

Sara Brady

Back In The Game

The Bridge - The last episode of the year leaves us wanting more for the first time in a while.

Couch Baron

Tomorrow Will Worry About Itself

Death’s Door - Cara snatches Morgan and offers her to Jed, in exchange for John. Too bad John can't get Morgan in exchange for Cara. And Stephen.

Cindy McLennan

Birth of a Hero

Three Ghosts - Oliver must fight hallucinations and also bad guys with super-strength. The bad guys prove more challenging.

Monty Ashley

And Then There Were Three Or Four

Season 3 – Top 4 Results Show - The finalists are selected as one act hits the road.

M. Giant

Q-V-See Ya Later

As Sewn on TV - The designers must make a red-carpet gown, which somehow surprises them even though it happens every season.

Monty Ashley

Home is Where the Stove Is

Like Mama Made - The chefs prepare coffee-based items, then dishes inspired by their favorite meals at home, which makes them very tired and emotional.

Carla Sparks

Just Duet

Season 3 – Top 4 Perform - The top four make a surprisingly strong showing, especially considering how surprising it is that most of them even got this far.

M. Giant

Unsheepish

Man on the Moon - Everyone is trying to one-up each other, acting like jerks and taking things personally. So just another day at the hospital.

Lauren S

The Swan Brother

Phallic Victories - While Bill's visited by ghosts of secretaries and protégés past, Virginia's paralyzed by an onslaught of futures.

Jacob Clifton

Then Again, Maybe I Won't

The Cost of Living - Tate Donovan hilariously abuses a woman with end-stage leukemia; Ellen ponders her freaky power over life and death; and Duncan Carlisle cries about every little thing.

Jacob Clifton

The Human Diary

The Cell - The past always catches up with you. Even if you're a Salvatore.

Cindy McLennan

Not a Creature Was Stirring… Unless You Count The Golem

The Golem - Ichabod seeks the fate of his son and finds a strange surrogate instead.

Kelsea Stahler

Greasy Spin

Season 15, Episode 9 - The White Team loses a challenge and goes to a work at a diner for the week, where the smell of bacon drives them insane.

Potes

Easy as One, Two, Three

Live Semi-Final Results - The Voice reveals its three finalists and previous winners and runners-up return to promote their new singles we've never heard.

Carla Sparks

Who's The Monster?

YOLO - Liv and her team work to help Maya get somewhere safe while Sally prepares to resign her post and launch her Presidential campaign.

Kim

It’s My Head in a Box!

The Sacred Taking - Misty’s the Supreme (for now, at least), Myrtle’s back, Fiona’s on a tear, and Delphine becomes a talking head.

Mindy Monez

Christmas In... What Month Is It?

Previously Unaired Christmas - Even though it's spring time in the Glee universe, we're celebrating Christmas via a previously unaired holiday extravaganza! Kurt, Rachel, and Santana get a job as mall elves in New York, but end up having their holiday ruined when a rough trade Santa gets them drunk and robs the loft. In Ohio, we celebrate with a Christmas tree decorating contest and a living manger.

LTG

His Heart Will Go On

Surrender - Daniel comes to terms with his choice to marry Emily and leaves Sarah.

Kelsea Stahler

My Two Dads

I’m Tired of Pretending - Teddy has a hard time adjusting to his new "My Two Dads" arrangement with Deacon, Juliette underestimates Layla and Scarlett hates her life.

Potes

Breakfast at Adam's

Top 5 – Live Semi-Final Performances - The final five artists perform one song each, exposing their coaches' best manipulation tactics.

Carla Sparks

When You're Weak

The Decision Tree - Alicia's too busy with a holiday officewarming to worry about Will Gardner coming apart at the seams.

Jacob Clifton

Rustle Versus Ruffle

Rustle Feathers - Hayden makes his big last-ditch effort at flipping the script which results in a historic Tribal Council.

Kim

Daddy Issues

Bad Blood - Alice's horrible father visits Wonderland and Alice wastes a wish on saving him. I can't.

Mindy Monez

Dracula, Wonder-Killer at Any Magic Show

Of Monsters & Men - Alex demonstrates card tricks for Mina, but the real slight of hand he performs is in the middle of a solarium at high noon. Meanwhile, Lucy gets friend-zoned.

Sobell

Tara's Fresh Batch of Bad Decisions

You Are My Sunshine - The woman who is desperate to keep her kids safe manages to provoke the wrath of both the murderous biker gang AND the government, while Jax kills approximately half of Oakland as his way of getting out of guns.

Sobell

Safety in the City

The Safety Dance - Carrie decides to write about sex for an open-ended assignment but Weaver makes her doubt herself. Things get serious for Maggie and Walt gets a bagel thrown at him.

Carla Sparks

Hardy Boy, Your Angels Came Home to Roost

Holy Terror - While investigating a string of angelic murders, the Winchesters cross paths with Castiel. Dean's various lies start catching up with him.

Tippi Blevins

They Are The Egg Men

Cobra in My Teeth - Some racers come out of their shells and others just yolk around in an egg-regiously hard-boiled l-egg (the egg puns were hard to ovoid, omelet-ing you know right now).

M. Giant

The Virgin Homicides

Left Behind - Italian count Vincent takes the castle and everyone in it hostage, forcing Mary and Evil Anne to team up to save Francis.

Sara Brady

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Tremors - Bell got shot and it's kind of Holmes's fault. But the story is told through a trial and flashbacks, because it's fun to complicate things.

Monty Ashley

Crossover Event

The Scientist - The villains have super strength, so Oliver needs help from a young analyst named Barry Allen.

Monty Ashley

The Dress of Fear

Marge Madness - Remember that time the designers had to make a dress for a puppet? Well, this time they do it for a cartoon.

Monty Ashley

So Long, Farewell, Auf Weidersehn, Goodbye

Results Show - Sit back and enjoy a live evening of wide-eyed ingénues singing desperately for approval. But enough about The Sound of Music…

M. Giant

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow

Thanatos - Stephen plots to enter Jed's head, because he never watched Supernatural or Lost.

Cindy McLennan

A Day Called X

Fallout - A civil defense drill plays backdrop to several altogether less fanciful apocalypses.

Jacob Clifton

The 5 Stages of Ho

Off the Record - Ellen locks her family in a room for the day so she can save the President so she can kill the President.

Jacob Clifton

Duckling

Good Night - Brody gets everybody killed on his way to Tehran, as is generally his wont; The Chin has its way with us, as generally is its.

Jacob Clifton

Kaboom Town

Reigning Pain in New Orleans - Klaus manages to screw up nearly everything on his first day back as the King of New Orleans.

Tippi Blevins

Double the Points, None of the Perks

Restaurant Wars - The chefs of the New Orleans season take on Restaurant Wars and while one team seems to have the better chefs, the race isn't even close.

Carla Sparks

Divas Unplugged

Top Six Perform - A two-round episode has the finalists performing diva songs, unplugged renditions and sometimes both.

M. Giant

Better Red Than Dead

Anslo Garrick, Conclusion - Garrick finally gets his man, but it's Reddington who gets the last laugh. First, though, he gets a few stern words of warning about cooperating with the FBI from that nice guy who lost the presidency to Jimmy Smits.

Mr. Sobell

PANache

Save Henry - In Storybrooke's past, Regina adopts Henry. In Neverland, the race to save Henry is so on.

Cindy McLennan

It Came Upon a Midnight Tweet

Season 5, Top 6 Live Eliminations - One more artist goes home after The Voice sort of celebrates the holidays.

Carla Sparks

Here He Goes Again On His Own

Season 15, Episode 8 - One player gets sent back home to workout with their trainer and everyone else is stuck back at the ranch.

Angel Cohn

When the Walls Come Tumbling Down

Too Far Gone - Leaving prison is usually a happy occasion. Not today, though.

M. Giant

Making a Move

Gloves Come Off - Hayden and Caleb finally decide to make a move against Tyson, but can't figure out if they should trust Ciera or not.

Kim

Kurt Gets Felt Up

Puppet Master - For no particular reason, it's a puppet extravaganza! Blaine fails to curb his control queen tendencies, pissing everybody off until he apologizes. Kurt's band has a disastrous gig, but still comes out ahead. And we learn the origin of Sue's track suit fetish. It's exactly as thrilling as it sounds.

LTG

All About Eve-stina

Live Top 6 Performances - Adam loves all the songs that were ever written, and many of the contestants remind Christina of when she was a little girl.

Carla Sparks

Lying Liars Who Lie

The Rehearsal Dinner - Barney gets locked up, but the writers forget to throw away the key.

Ethan Alter

Your Ghost

Repairs - S.H.I.E.L.D. thinks a woman is telekinetic; she thinks she's being haunted. Guess who's right?

Couch Baron

The King of Nothing

The River in Reverse - Rebekah and Marcel plot against Klaus. Hayley plays nursemaid to Elijah. Cami's brains are turning to mush.

Tippi Blevins

Dracula, Staunch Abolitionist

The Devil’s Waltz - In between gruesome torture sequences, we get the backstory on Dracula and Renfield, further demonstrating that Dracula’s a lot more modern than you’d expect an undead Romanian from the 1400's to be. Also, it occurs to Mina that Harker is, in fact, a frightful Swot.

Sobell

The Hardy Boys are Terrible Virgins

Rock and a Hard Place - The Winchesters take a "purity pledge" in order to ferret out a killer they think is taking virgins. Predictably, Dean can't keep his promise.

Tippi Blevins

Butting Heads

Part Like the Red Sea - One team falls out of the race, while another falls off its pedestal.

M. Giant

Bullet to the Head

Farewell Daddy Blues - Nucky comes up with a plan to take out Narcisse that’s so crazy it just might work! UPDATE: It doesn’t work. Narcisse is alive; Knox, Richard and Maybelle are dead; and Eli’s in hiding. So, things could have gone a little better.

Daniel

No Pardons

Season 3 – Top 8 – Results Show - It's a special time to give thanks that there are only six acts remaining.

M. Giant

Bigger and Bander

Season 3 – Top 8 – Performance Show - The top eight bring their A-games for Big Band night. Or at least most of them do.

M. Giant

Our Girl Has Gone

Involuntary - Essie's renewed involvement at home -- and at work! -- causes a rift between her son and Johnson; Ethan breaks it off.

Jacob Clifton

And The Black Guy Always Dies

Dead Man On Campus - Elena and Caroline throw a party to celebrate Bonnie. Dr. Maxfield has an interview with an Evil Pixie Monster vampire. Stefan has PTSD and a suicidal Katherine on his hands.

Cindy McLennan

Ressler Leg Syndrome

Anslo Garrick - One of Reddington's old adversaries decides it's time to settle the score, regardless of who gets caught in the crossfire. But don't worry, Agent Ressler—it's not like you were really using that femoral artery.

Mr. Sobell

Pride on Three

Season 15, Episode 7 - Just when everyone's feeling good about Bobby and Bob's big gay talk, the week's elimination causes trainer-save remorse.

Potes

Family, Man

Sanctuary - Sleepy Hollow offers an uncharacteristically seasonal look at holidays, family, and ancestors who totally screw you over by being cursed and dying before they could warn anyone.

Kelsea Stahler

Get On With It!

Season 17 Performance 12 - After lots and lots (and lots) of filler, the final three dance, and then one of them wins.

Kim

The Sexiest Man Stays Alive

Live Eliminations - Two more contestants are eliminated, bringing the total down to six, and Carson asks probing questions like what this experience has meant to everyone.

Carla Sparks

Printing Pressure

Somebody That I Used To Know - Cristina and Meredith's friendship continues to deteriorate due to attitude problems and a printer.

Lauren S

The Dead

The Dead - WTF did I just watch? A partially undead threesome? WTF DID I JUST WATCH???

Mindy Monez

Call Me Mr. Feet

Whack-A-Mole - F/A and LG face off on their first real case, which could affect the final disposition of ChumHum's millions; Reddit misidentifies the Boston Bomber (basically); Jackie takes down a Supreme Court candidate, with extreme prejudice.

Jacob Clifton

We Have The Technology

One Last Time - Carrie and Saul deploy a soldier back into Iran. Mira's boyfriend is compromised. Dana throws a fit.

Jacob Clifton

The Lie of Brian

Dead Weight - In which the Governor's story arc turns out to be a circle.

M. Giant

Can You Hear The Horses?

Burden Of Truth - Ellen decides to kill the President, Duncan decides to save the President, and Vanessa decides to kill everybody; where Nina came from is dreadful.

Jacob Clifton

The Day of the Doctors

The Day of the Doctor - The War Doctor meets some of his future selves in the moments before the fabled end of the Last Great Time War.

Tippi Blevins

Try A Little Tenderness

Vermont Is For Lovers, Too - Fitz and Liv make up in Vermont, while Cyrus pimps out his husband and acts surprised when there are repercussions.

Kim

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Season 17 Performance 11 - It's the first night of the finals, where each couple gets to redo a dance from earlier in the season, participate in a samba dance-off, and then do their freestyle.

Kim

Rhyme Time

Bedtime Stories - Marshall channels Dr. Seuss to soothe his baby for some reason, and we're just happy this is the least painful episode of the season.

Angel Cohn

Show Biz High School

Season 5 – Live Top 8 Performances - The Top 8 perform and the coaches give them positive feedback about their personalities in general.

Carla Sparks

Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack

Movin’ Out - Dreamboat Blaine and Lady Lips Von Bieberhausen have a variety of excellent adventures in New York City while Artie valiantly shows Becky Jackson the error of her ways back in Lima.

Demian

Pork Blood

Hanky Panky Woman - There's lots of action on the Luke Wheeler tour AND with Juliette's relationship with the Wentworths, but it all pales in comparison to Peggy's container of pork blood.

Potes

Go Ask Alice

Who’s Alice - In which we meet Alice's awful family. Just in time for Thanksgiving!

Mindy Monez

The Case of the Obvious Murderer

On the Line - Holmes faces his biggest challenge trapping a murderer while not getting the police too angry at him.

Monty Ashley

Feat of Clay

Aon Rud Persanta - There's good news for Nero -- things will no longer be awkward with Gemma’s ex hanging around. Also, Tara lets herself be drawn back into Jax’s orbit, while Patterson learns a lesson that every other law enforcement officer in California already knows: making a deal with Jax is a sucker bet.

Sobell

Mother, May I?

Big Bad Wolf - Ciera has to decide how much she wants to stick her neck out in order to convince her alliance to keep her mother around.

Kim

The Hardy Boys' Home For Hard-Luck Boys

Bad Boys - While hunting for a ghost, Dean bonds with kids at a home for troubled boys. Sam finds out his brother had an even sadder childhood than he suspected.

Tippi Blevins

Privacy Policy

Too Close for Comfort - Carrie gets closer with Weaver but has trouble letting go of Sebastian, while Dorrit's boyfriend gets way too close.

Carla Sparks

What Was Broken

A Red Wheelbarrow - Carrie gets her double-agent on and visits the doctor; Quinn shoots her and it is hilarious.

Jacob Clifton

An Oscar and a Gentleman

Havre de Grace - Well, "gentleman" might not apply so much here as Chalky hides out with his mentor (but not for long), while Nucky bunkers down.

Daniel

PANjandrum

Think Lovely Thoughts - Henry gives Peter Pan his heart, but don't worry. It's a family affair, since Pan is the boy's great-grandfather.

Cindy McLennan

An Airbag Saved My Life

The Next Month - Robyn Burdine powers up, Florrick/Agos moves in, and Marilyn Chambers stupidly involves herself in the Ugly Betty situation.

Jacob Clifton

How Low Can You Go?

Limbo - There's a SUPE rapist on the loose, but Stephen's wearing a power suppressing bracelet and the big game is today. Whatever shall he do?

Cindy McLennan

Abu Dhabi Two

One Hot Camel - Even ninjas can have trouble surviving a leg where they have to do four tasks. Especially if they're not ninjas at all.

M. Giant

Tie a Random Stranger 'Round the Old Oak Tree

Chosen - When the pagans threaten Mary, Bash takes matters into his own hands. Francis, meanwhile, takes Olivia into his own hands. And Kenna turns into a monster that never stops talking about her stupid boyfriend.

Sara Brady

The Trial of the Century

State v. Queen - Moira's trial begins, ends and reaches a verdict in one day. And Count Vertigo is back on the streets with a crazy plan.

Monty Ashley

We're Sending Our Love Down The Well

The Well - What Ward sees when he touches an ancient Asgardian staff is about the opposite of memory.

Couch Baron

1D, 2 Fs

Season 3 – Top 10 Results Show - There's one direction left for two of the remaining acts: toward the exit.

M. Giant

The Dirty Thirties

Partners in Crime - The designers have to do something based on Bonnie and Clyde, who were not actually known for their fashion sense but never mind.

Monty Ashley

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Septicemia* But Were Afraid to Ask

Everyone Says I Love You - Julia Neville is alive, the nanites are a kid named Kevin and Monroe is Batman.

Sara Brady

Boring is the New Black

Finale Part II: The Girl or Girl Who Becomes America’s Next Top Model - The season ends in the dullest of all possible ways, and we don't even get to see Renee gnash her teeth about it.

Potes

Porks and Knives

Piggin’ Out - After making hot sauces, the chefs butcher an entire hog, using every piece except the soul.

Carla Sparks

Rue Brittania

Top Finalists Perform - The top ten take on the British Invasion, as if having to deal with Simon isn't enough.

M. Giant

Just Looking At You Makes Me

Love & Marriage - Austin, Ethan and Barton re-commit to their relationships; Virginia, DePaul and Libby consider their options after a series of revelations; Ulysses gets an upgrade that is also a downgrade.

Jacob Clifton

Not a Leg to Stand On

Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word - Callie's on trial, and, look… you can't handle the truth. No, seriously, the truth is that she lost a piece of mail that caused her patient to lose much more. It's terrible and awful and, literally, no one has a leg to stand on.

Al Lowe

Doppelgängbang

Death And The Maiden - Nina Dobrev scores a hat trick. Damon has doppelgängers coming out of his ears, so Qetsiyah uses them to switch the Other Side anchorage from Amara to Bonnie.

Cindy McLennan

Dramas in the Witch House

Scared To Death - Everybody reconciles with their boyfriends and we learn how far the citizens of Ravenswood will go to break the Curse. Or keep it going, depending on how creepy they are.

Jacob Clifton

Because Of Winston Churchill

Loose Ends - Team TMI starts taking out targets left and right, while Ellen discovers more and more ludicrous stuff about Duncan's family she's so obsessed with.

Jacob Clifton

Sealed with a Hex

Necromancer - With only two measures in place to trap the Horseman, Abbie and Ichabod are having a hard time holding onto Death incarnate.

Kelsea Stahler

Infinite Jest

Season 15, Episode 6 - In between advertisements for Subway and Ruben Studdard's forthcoming album, Bob has to decide whether to use his trainer save.

Potes

2100 Lights Later

Season 5 – Top 10 Eliminations - Blake performs with his team, Christina enlists hers to back her up, and two more contestants are eliminated.

Carla Sparks

Team Mellie

Everything’s Coming Up Mellie - Some backstory on Mellie that will totally put you on Team Mellie (unless, like me, you were already there) and then some huge revelations about multiple characters.

Kim

Witch Up

The Axeman Cometh - You know what's even worse than jazz? A witch hunter who won't shut up about jazz.

Mindy Monez

Impeached

Live Bait - Here's what the Governor has been up to for the last several months. Prison? What prison?

M. Giant

Cheaters Never Prosper

Secrecy - Daniel's heart may belong to another, but that doesn't mean Emily isn't prepared to break out her arsenal to ensure she gets the guy.

Kelsea Stahler

The Parent Trap

Mom & Dad - Barney and James compete to see which of them can get their father to bang their mother first.

Angel Cohn

Love Songs and Favoritism

Season 5 Live Top 10 Performances - The Top 10 perform and Christina makes it clear who she doesn't like as much.

Carla Sparks

Sexy And I Know It

Season 17 Performance 10 - Each couple dances twice to the same song, once regular-style and once acoustically.

Kim

Twerk Like There's Nobody Watching

The End Of Twerk - Because considering the way this show's ratings have been going, chances are pretty good nobody is. Mr. Schue and Principal Sylvester have another go at each other's throats, just for the hell of it, while The Horrible Hooker Of Broadway and St. Gay Of Lima get tattoos.

Demian

Material Girl, I Guess

Heart of Stone - It's the Red Queen's flashback episode! We learn nothing new about her!

Mindy Monez

In Which Six Seasons’ Worth of Tara’s Bad Decisions All Pile Up in 8 Hours

Huang Wu - The full and horrific implications of having Gemma Teller as your mother-in-law finally become clear to Tara, as every avenue of escape with her boys is shut down by mother and son. Also, there's some shooting of guns, but when is there not?

Sobell

Moving Right Along

My Brother’s Keeper - Two Immunity Challenges and two Tribal Councils keep this episode humming along, since everyone knows who's going next anyway.

Kim

Brotherly Scheming

Blood Is Thicker - A billionaire might have murdered somebody or maybe he didn't. But no one cares, because Mycroft's still in town. Yay! Mycroft!

Monty Ashley

Separate Storylines for the Hardy Boys

Heaven Can’t Wait - Sam stays home to do research with Kevin. Dean and Castiel try to figure out why sad people are exploding.

Tippi Blevins

Getting Exclusive

Borderline - Carrie gets close with a playwright in hopes of getting an interview and Tom introduces his daughters to his girlfriend's horrible son.

Carla Sparks

Santa Claus is Coming

She’s Got You - There's some boning, a wedding, a pouty teenager, renewed family bonding, surprise tour parings, gay-bashing, and Deacon trying to act natural in front of a mic without having a guitar in hand.

Potes

Dracula, Negging Ladies With the Best of Them

From Darkness to Light - Alex figures the most effective way to disarm a master vampire hunter is a two-pronged strategy: Put her on the tail of another centuries-old bloodsucker and spend his evenings with her practicing the kinds of jackass dating moves that are best left to crackpots who like to tell high schoolers and other social larvae how to behave.

Sobell

Almost Human: Pilot Review

Almost Human: Pilot Review - Thanks to eye-popping visual effects and an attractive cast, Almost Human is almost a good show. Then again, it’s a show set in the future about police officers and their crime-fighting robot partners, so…

Aly Semigran

PANoply

Dark Hollow - Ariel swims to Storybrooke and Belle. The Darling boys are there, and John is a hipster doofus. Back on Neverland, Emma uses the star map that isn't to trap Pan's shadow.

Cindy McLennan

Like a Vir -- Nope. Not Like That.

A Chill in the Air - Francis's ex-girlfriend shows up and waves her nonvirginal ladybits all over court. Greer flirts with a Hapsburg, but then jumps her kitchen man-wench.

Sara Brady

We Got a Great Big Convoy

White Horse Pike - Chalky unsuccessfully tries to talk down Narcisse, who’s working with Joe Masseria and Mayor Bader. Eli makes his peace with Willie joining the family business.

Daniel

Distrust The System

The Hub - Coulson gets disillusioned with S.H.I.E.L.D. protocols, so it's just as well he can get away with not following them.

Couch Baron

Hope For Tomorrow

Sorry For Your Loss - Russell's dad dies, so he and John take a tele-road trip. Meanwhile, back at the lair, Cara and Stephen try to save Darcy's Tomorrow Sister by making out.

Cindy McLennan

Mission to Moscow

Keep Your Enemies Closer - The Arrow team goes to Russia to rescue Lyla. Remember Lyla? She's Diggle's military contact, but that's not all she is!

Monty Ashley

Unmosqued

Speed Dating is the Worst - In a leg that includes rappelling, race cars, and rhubarb, we prefer the moments when the racers have to walk slowly and speak quietly.

M. Giant

The Girl Who Lived (But Didn't Win)

Results Show - A double elimination episode visits terrible humiliations on the female finalists. And then there are the voting results.

M. Giant

Back to School

Keepin’ It Classy - The designers have to make dresses out of materials they find in an elementary school classroom. Some of them do a very bad job.

Monty Ashley

Gross, Show. That Is Gross.

Come Blow Your Horn - The patriots recapture Aaron and Horn sets to torturing him to figure out the source of the nanite magic. Rachel squabbles with Charlie and Miles about whether she should kill her father along with Ed and the rest of the patriots. And Neville finds Ms. Justine's husband.

Sara Brady

Potato Weather For Sure

The Devil Has A Face - The Devil does not appear, nor does his or her Face. The part of the Devil's Face in tonight's performance will be played by a buck naked Caleb Rivers, running around a funeral home not solving crimes, and playing chess with witch hunters.

Jacob Clifton

Hybrid Hijinks

Bloodletting - Klaus and Tyler have a contest to see who has the crappier life. Nobody cares who wins.

Tippi Blevins

Potluck of the Draw

Jazz Hands - In a loosely jazz-themed episode, the chefs are asked to join forces in three cooking "combos" and create potluck-style menus.

Carla Sparks

Back to the Past

Season 3 – Top 12 Finalists Perform - It's eighties night for the top thirte-- sorry, the top twelve.

M. Giant

Booch Blew

Finale Part I: The Finalists Shoot Their Guess Campaign - Eliminated contestants return and Guess ads are shot! And we learn that the final three will be whittled down to a final two.

Potes

A Touch of Grey Kinda Suits You, Anyway

Handle With Care - Silas is a supernatural Madonna who pinky swears he's ready to die and resurrect Bonnie. Q is a woman scorned. Stefan is an amnesiac. And then there's something about Snooki's backyard. I don't think we can blame milkshakes.

Cindy McLennan

The High Striker

All Together Now - Margaret and Barton fall in love; Masters & Johnson focus on Libby; Ethan buys new sheets; the team achieves simultaneity.

Jacob Clifton

Paul Revere Was a Terrible Dentist

The Midnight Ride - The Horseman is here and he's making heads roll in Sleepy Hollow, but Ichabod and Abbie formulate a plan to trap him.

Kelsea Stahler

Who's Your Daddy?

General Ludd - While battling a group that makes Anonymous look like your local Rotary Club chapter, Keen must face her daddy issues—the issue being that Reddington has killed her daddy.

Mr. Sobell

Twitter? I Hardly Know 'Er

Live Eliminations - The Top 12 are reduced to 10, one of whom is saved by tweets.

Carla Sparks

Caffeine Buzz

Season 15, Episode 5 - Jillian breaks the rules and her team gets a penalty, and Bob has a porny moustache. Scandal abounds!

Potes

The Silver Linings Playbook

Resurgence - Emily has taught Nolan her vengeful ways and sends him off on his own payback mission, where he proves he's a better person than his revenge guru. Duh.

Kelsea Stahler

The New Orleans Chainsaw Massacre

Burn, Witch. Burn! - Zoe's magic beats Marie's magic this week. How long until Fiona tries to kill her?

Mindy Monez

Mama

Icarus - Liv finds out that Fitz might have killed her mom and then there's a lot of treading water, plot-wise.

Kim

Stick a Fork in It

Two Against One - Mere uses her 3D printer to make a fork, which she might use to slowly kill Cristina for using the printer for actual medicine before she does.

Lauren S

Hack The Planet!

The Good Reason - Ellen meets Nina -- who is no fan of hers -- as several more Conspiracy members are revealed, Pickup Truck takes a dive, and Jake and Tate both

Jacob Clifton

Zach & Gracie Make A Porno

The Next Week - Will fails at being Alicia, who may be liable for about $6 million in old malpractice, but at least that one awful fourth-year is no longer a problem

Jacob Clifton

The Wilderness of Mirrors

Gerontion - The Big Plan comes down to its final play; Saul connects with his inner Bear; Carrie finds a new wild goose to hunt.

Jacob Clifton

Down with the Sickness

Internment - In which everything happens at once. Well, except that thing at the end.

M. Giant

Breaking Bryan

Platonish - Six months ago, Ted got a call from Bryan Cranston and the Mother ruined Robin's life for good.

Ethan Alter

No Shave, November, No Problem

Season 5 – Live Top 12 Performances - The Top 12 contestants perform in an effort to be memorable before another plague of eliminations wipes them out.

Carla Sparks

Showgirl

Season 17 Performance 9 - Another shocking elimination as the dancers have to perform two full routines.

Kim

Throat Explosion

A Katy Or A Gaga - The Ohio children panic upon learning of their probable Nationals competition while St. Gay Of Lima makes a new friend in New York City.

Demian

Welcome to Charming, Home of Big Mouths and Tiny Intellects

John 8:32 - Everyone in this episode does something dumb -- most of those things benefiting Gemma as she works to undo all of Tara's scheming. However, a lot of people air out the truth about themselves and others too.

Sobell

I Sing The Body Electric

F.Z.Z.T. - Simmons' fate is in her hands when she contracts a Chitauri virus that threatens to fry her from the inside out.

Couch Baron

Reunited

Skin of My Teeth - Someone returns from Redemption Island and the tribes merge.

Kim

When the Pawn…

The Serpent - Jafar uses the Knave against both Alice and the Red Queen, with disastrous results for just about everybody.

Mindy Monez

The Would-Be Horse Assassin

The Marchioness - Mycroft and a woman from Sherlock's past are in town, which means it's time to talk about the shady world of horse breeding.

Monty Ashley

The Hardy Boys Need To Be Fixed

Dog Dean Afternoon - Dean becomes Dr. Dolittle so he can ask a bunch of dogs about a bizarre murder case. Meanwhile, Sam is propositioned by a flirtatious Yorkie.

Tippi Blevins

Dracula, Modern Matchmaker

Goblin Merchant Men - This week, the vampire decides to fix Harker's broken relationship, and while he calls it selflessness, Renfield knows otherwise – and calls him out on it. Renfield also throws shade on Lady Jayne, who frankly deserves it.

Sobell

Zen and Now

Strings Attached - In an episode with far too many plot lines, all the characters struggle with letting go of things. And Carrie goes back to school.

Carla Sparks

PANgs

Ariel - In the Enchanted Past, as thanks to Ariel for saving her life, Snow takes her to meet Prince Eric. In Neverland, Gold and Regina team up to fight crime by committing it. Also, Team Operation Cobra Rescue finds the truth shall set Neal free.

Cindy McLennan

Weekend at Purnsley’s

Marriage and Hunting - Oh, no! Dunn’s dead, and Narcisse will be over any minute! What are we gonna do?

Daniel

Don't Cry for Me, Grande Lisboa

Hearts and Minds - Mary's romance with Tomas sours, Francis grows a pair, and Kenna nails the king.

Sara Brady

Fast Forward, Fall Back

Choir Boy at Heart - With a Fast Forward like this, who needs their cab stolen?

M. Giant

Live For Today.

All Tomorrow’s Parties - It's Homecoming time for Stephen, going out time for the underground SUPES and coming out time for John.

Cindy McLennan

He's Still Here

Sip Into Something Sexier - Cocktail-inspired cocktail dresses lead to a bottom three that looks a lot like last week's.

Monty Ashley

Canary Flies the Coop

League of Assassins - Sara is being hunted by the League of Assassins, so naturally she has to tell her father she's alive, then leave town.

Monty Ashley

The House of the Rising White Dude

Season 5 – Top 20 – Live Eliminations - Each coach cuts two artists, with the help of America's votes, whittling the numbers down to 12 singers for the next live performance show.

Carla Sparks

Mulligan Stew

Season 3 – Top 13 Results - What if a televised singing competition messed up the voting information it put on the screen, forcing it to invalidate the results? Obviously nobody is that incompetent, but just humor us for an hour.

M. Giant

Patriot Flames

Patriot Act - Creepy creepster Dr. Horn arrives in town and wants to explore Rachel's nanotechnology. Miles tries to smuggle Aaron and Cynthia out of town, into the waiting arms of Monroe -- who is alive, obviously -- but Dr. Gene's traitorous ways might get everyone killed.

Sara Brady

P-U-S-H-O-Double F

Believe - A séance is not a good idea, but then neither is living in Uncle Dracula's haunted carriage house after the last groundskeeper was brutally murdered.

Jacob Clifton

More Farm Than Good

Campfires, Cream Cheese and Countryside - The chefs retire to the country to cook with cream cheese and farm-fresh ingredients at John Besh's restaurant, La Provence.

Carla Sparks

Break Those Chains That Bind You

Fruit of the Poisoned Tree - The Mikaelsons search for a way to break the link between Hayley and Sophie. Most importantly, there is plenty of Elijah in this episode.

Tippi Blevins

Motown, Mo' Problems

Season 3 – Top 12 Perform - Election Day was just a warm-up as the voting begins.

M. Giant

The First Mistake

Still Positive - A prisoner makes a brutal pit-stop; Quinn gets creeped out; Carrie takes a short nap.

Jacob Clifton

Ding Dong The Dead's A Witch

Monster’s Ball - There's a costume ball at Whitmore, so Stefan goes as James Dean and Silas goes as Stefan. Nadia reveals her connection to Katherine. Damon reveals his loyalties.

Cindy McLennan

Sunshine State

Brave New World - Bill and Libby's vacation is interrupted by science, Margaret Scully makes a new friend, and Anna Freud disrespects the clitoris.

Jacob Clifton

We Got Poped, Sir

More Cattle, Less Bull - Olivia is hired, fired and possibly rehired by Congresswoman Lisa Kudrow, Mellie makes a desperate move and Jake and Huck uncover a shocking secret.

Mindy Monez

Everybody Hates Chris

The Guy Who Becomes a Bat - The whole episode basically is a chronicle of why all of the other models think Chris is the worst. In between there are a few medical emergencies, and also bats.

Potes

Zombies and Witches and Mad Scientists, Oh My!

Thriller - It's Halloween, so the cases are all just a little bit extra weird.

Lauren S

Curing What Ails You

Frederick Barnes - Keen can’t stay mad at Reddington. At least, not when there’s a mad research scientist setting off chemical bombs around Washington and he might be able to help her find the guy.

Mr. Sobell

Give Me Liberty or Give Me Demons

Sin Eaters - Ichabod's true past as a traitor to the British army is revealed. Plus, John Noble shows up and makes everything better.

Kelsea Stahler

Tricks and Tragedies

Season 15, Episode 4 - The show celebrates Halloween, and tricks and treats become one in the same.

Potes

Xtina Xpresses Xself

The Live Shows Premiere, Part 2 - Another live show and it is jam-packed with Xtina and her ramblings.

Carla Sparks

My Bloody Valentine

The Next Day - Alicia must contend with Diane's hurt feelings, Will's sex rages, Grace's nonsense, and a constantly barfing Marilyn "Mitch" Garbanza.

Jacob Clifton

"Who's the Baddest Witch in Town?"

Fearful Pranks Ensue - Fiona, Marie Laveau and Myrtle Snow (Frances Conroy) vie for the title. Zombies and gore ensue.

Mindy Monez

Live Together, Die Also Together

Hail Mary - Ellen's visit to a hit man of her acquaintance turns out fairly informative; Tate and Duncan get themselves some alone time.

Jacob Clifton

Odd Man Out?

Swoop In for the Kill - It's the last elimination before the merge: will the non-Immune tribe think long-term or short-term?

Kim

Road Trip

Indifference - Six people have left the prison, but a different number will be returning. As usual.

M. Giant

White Fanged

Dissolution - It's time to put some people and some plans out to pasture.

Kelsea Stahler

Dropped Drinks and Scrambled Eggs

The Lighthouse - It's finally Saturday, so time for everyone to get really depressed about their sucky lives.

Angel Cohn

Moving, Rapping, and … Singing?

Season 5 – The Live Shows Premiere - Teams Blake and Adam perform in the first live show and the results are surprisingly not crappy.

Carla Sparks

Turn Back Time

Season 17 Performance 8 - Cher shows up to say funny things and give nearly everyone the same score.

Kim

You Know You Love Big Hat Events

It Must Be You - Everybody is boning y'all! Also: big-hatted polo match.

Potes

Grandma Is Dead, Long Live Grandma

Los Fantasmas - SAMCRO can't escape the repercussions of having sold guns to people who left them laying around for disturbed children to use -- and it's doing a number on Jax's head. Meanwhile, Tara seems more fragile than before and Gemma more determined to work her way around little annoyances like restraining orders and annoyed sons.

Sobell

The Hound and the Basken Files

An Unnatural Arrangement - Who's trying to kill Captain Gregson? No one it turns out, but that doesn't stop us from nosing around in his failing marriage.

Monty Ashley

Monkeys Fly Out of the Hardy Boys' Butts

Slumber Party - Charlie drops by the bunker to fix a really old computer, and ends up battling the Wicked Witch with help from Dorothy. It's a long story. A long, terrible story.

Tippi Blevins

When a Vampire Is Your Life Coach

A Whiff of Sulfur - Alex continues to obsess on Mina but his advice and encouragement lead her to ace her exams, thereby providing future opportunity for her to work with Van Helsing. Meanwhile, Harker is the exact opposite of "supportive."

Sobell

Champagne Wishes and Caviar Schemes

Express Yourself - Carrie has trouble expressing her feelings to her friends, especially Samantha, who won't move out.

Carla Sparks

Since The Night Matthew Ashbaugh Died

Hitting The Fan - Florrick/Agos finally pulls away from the mothership, leaving most people gasping for air and Peter's tumescent ego creeping out once again.

Jacob Clifton

PANting

Good Form - Emma and Hook kiss. David drinks the Kool-Aid in the form of magical water. Henry breaks a mirror and is in for the seven years of bad luck that is adolescence.

Cindy McLennan

Nope, This One's a Frog, Too

Kissed - Desperate for an army to aid Scotland, Mary steals Greer's Portuguese boyfriend.

Sara Brady

Dunn Purnsley, This Is Your Knife

The Old Ship Of Zion - Narcisse finally makes a big power move, but Daughter stabs Purnsley in the back to stop him from choking Chalky. Singing, dancing, stabbing — she's a triple threat! Also: Knox is turning the screws on Eli, who now knows about Nucky helping Willie out of his jam.

Daniel

Kill Me Tomorrow

Kill Or Be Killed - Logan Echolls is a Tomorrow Person, but don't worry, he's still an obligatory psychotic jackass.

Cindy McLennan

Pole to Pole

Gdansk Like No One’s Watching - In a leg that takes place in Gdańsk, challenges arise for racers who lack Polish.

M. Giant

Suture Self

Crucible - You will never guess who Black Canary turns out to be! Not because it's particularly difficult; you're just bad at guessing.

Monty Ashley

Crazy Go Berserk

Bitten by the Fashion Bug - A bug-themed avant-garde challenge results in garments that are either too conventional or too ridiculous to match what the judges think they want.

Monty Ashley

All Filler, No Killer

Meet the Top 12 - Here, have a full hour of the parts of this show that you usually fast-forward past.

M. Giant

It Would Take a Miracle

Dead Man Walking - Monroe stands trial for crimes against, well, everyone.

Sara Brady

Everything All Of The Time

The Yoga Play - Carrie gets bored waiting to get kidnapped, pokes around in other storylines; Saul gets Regina Georged to hell and back.

Jacob Clifton

The Power of Exposition

Sinners and Saints - The vampires and witches attempt to talk each other to death. In the process, we get more background info on Davina, Cami's brother, and Marcel.

Tippi Blevins

All Hallow’s Cheese

Lea Michele’s Halloween Bash - The chefs cook for Lea Michele’s off-season vegetarian costume party and their dishes are judged almost strictly on cheese content.

Carla Sparks

Let Me Into Your Window

Death & The Maiden - Luke and Olivia complain. Remy and Caleb are set upon by dogs. Spirits commune with the living. The Grunwald bakes macaroons.

Jacob Clifton

The Lost Language Of Flowers

Catherine - Ethan tries to grow up, Henry goes AWOL, and Bill finds comfort and insight in the midst of a tragedy.

Jacob Clifton

Weiner Dog

Say Hello to My Little Friend - Liv takes on an Anthony Weiner-style client, but the real intrigue is all about Jake and Huck teaming up to find out about B613, Command, and Remington.

Kim

Pick Up the Pieces

Map of You - Everyone's trying to move on and figure out what their lives look like now after the breakups and new girlfriends and cheating and babies and death.

Lauren S