Charmed

8 seasons · 173 episodes · 4508 recovered pages

Recapped by Owen, Couch Baron, Demian, and 2 more

Season 1

• S01E01: Something Bitchy This Way Comes
• S01E02: Piper Halliwell graduates! Piper Halliwell graduates!
• S01E03: Shape of...a smackdown!
• S01E04: I screw dead people.
• S01E05: Stars shining bright above you
• S01E06: The Episode From Hell
• S01E07: The Transspecies Bisexual Menace
• S01E08: Ow! Quit it. Ow! Quit it.
• S01E09: "What's a zoo?"
• S01E12: And On This Week's Bastardization Theater...
• S01E15: Get Down! Woogy Oogy Oogy!
• S01E16: Once, Twice, Three Times A Ball-Buster
• S01E17: That Plot Hole Episode
• S01E22: Groundhog Slay

Season 2

• S02E01: Witch Trial
• S02E02: Morality Bites
• S02E03: The Painted World
• S02E04: The Devil's Music
• S02E05: She's A Man, Baby, A Man!
• S02E06: That Old Black Magic
• S02E07: They're Everywhere
• S02E08: P3 H2O
• S02E09: Ms. Hellfire
• S02E10: Heartbreak City
• S02E11: Reckless Abandon
• S02E12: Awakened
• S02E13: Animal Pragmatism
• S02E14: Pardon My Past
• S02E15: Give Me A Sign
• S02E16: Murphy's Luck
• S02E17: How To Make A Quilt Out Of Americans
• S02E18: Chick Flick
• S02E19: Ex Libris
• S02E20: Astral Monkey
• S02E21: Apocalypse Not
• S02E22: Be Careful What You Witch For
• S02E23: Episode Sneak Preview

Season 3

• S03E01: The Honeymoon's Over
• S03E02: Magic Hour
• S03E03: Once Upon A Time
• S03E04: I Have A Feeling We're Not In Toto Anymore, Kansas
• S03E05: Stalker? I Don't Even Know Her.
• S03E06: Cole, Shirtless, Part The First
• S03E07: Cole, Shirtless, Part The Second
• S03E08: I want Cole in my stocking this year
• S03E09: FHM Hates Me
• S03E10: We All Scream For Ice Cream
• S03E11: Blinded by the Dolt
• S03E12: Wrestling with the Nielsens
• S03E13: Something Borrowed, Something Prue
• S03E14: The Contrived, The Unrealistic, And The Overlong
• S03E15: Somewhere, Sigmund Freud spins in his grave
• S03E16: Death Takes A Tango Lesson
• S03E17: PreBitched
• S03E18: Sin Francisco
• S03E19: The Demon Who Came In From Thzzzzzzzzzzz
• S03E20: Exit Strategery
• S03E21: Look Who's Barking
• S03E22: All Hell Breaks Loose
• S03E23
• S03E24: Shannen sings!

Season 4

• S04E01: Again, Part The First
• S04E02: Again, Part The Second
• S04E03: Hell hath no fury like a Piper bitching.
• S04E04: Enter The Stench
• S04E05: Size Matters
• S04E06: A Knight To Remember
• S04E07: Head Games
• S04E08: Black as the Bitter, Bitter Heart Of Brad Kern
• S04E09: An episode that will live in infamy.
• S04E10: A Pain In My Ass
• S04E11: Guineas and goombahs and wops, oh my!
• S04E12: You Lost Me
• S04E13: There's A New Source In Town
• S04E14: Phoeby! Phoebi! Phoebé!
• S04E15: We'll have an old-fashioned wedding.
• S04E16: Five More Reasons To Hate The Dolt
• S04E17: Kicking The Crap Out Of Private Dolt
• S04E18: Suck This
• S04E19: In the Arms of the Phoebeast
• S04E20: Long Live The (Drag) Queen
• S04E21: Get Shortie
• S04E22: This is the way the season ends

Season 5

• S05E01: Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Chicken (Parte Un)
• S05E02: Smells Like Fish, Tastes Like Chicken (Parte Deux)
• S05E03: Crappily Ever After
• S05E04: Siren Song
• S05E05: Witches. Tights. Whatever.
• S05E06: Gypsies, Tramps, and Feebs
• S05E07: Sympathy For The Literary Convention
• S05E08: A witch in time...
• S05E09: You were expecting a Seuss joke here, weren't you?
• S05E10: Y Tu Mammaries También
• S05E11: The Importance Of Being A Deranged Serial Killer
• S05E12: Centennial Charmed
• S05E13: Many Happy Returns
• S05E14: Sand Francisco Dreamin'
• S05E15: The Day. The Maaaaaagic. Died.
• S05E16: Baby's First Sucky Episode
• S05E17: This Show Blows, And I Want To Die
• S05E18: Prat House
• S05E19: Nymrods Just Want Demian Dead
• S05E20: Touch my monkey.
• S05E21: Men Suck
• S05E22: Revenge Of The Big Gay Done One (Part The First)
• S05E23: Revenge Of The Big Gay Done One (Part The Second)

Season 6

• S06E01: SPARKLE, Phoebe, SPARKLE! (Part I)
• S06E02: SPARKLE, Phoebe, SPARKLE! (Part II)
• S06E03: Not Without My Done One
• S06E04: Behold The Power Of Sleaze
• S06E05: Never Was There A Tale Of More Woe!
• S06E06: Welcome To Fantathy Thithtern!
• S06E07: Soul Soporific
• S06E08: The Madness Of Tiny Gay Chris
• S06E09: Little Monsters
• S06E10: Big Gay Chris Went To 2026, And All I Got Was This Lousy Headache
• S06E11: Hippie Bitches
• S06E12: Eduardo Verástegui. Naked.
• S06E13: Mata Whori
• S06E14: The Headless, The Sweathogs, And America's Crotch
• S06E15: Let's Play Master And Servant
• S06E16: Sex And The Single Dolt
• S06E17: "Pointless Filler Episode Number 128"
• S06E18: Chris Of The Spider Woman
• S06E19: Sex Is Like A Misdemeanor
• S06E20: Schlong Day's Journey Into Raige
• S06E21: Biting the hand that snatches food from their mouths
• S06E22: The Passion Of The Chris, Part I
• S06E23: It's a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World, Part Two

Season 7

• S07E01: A Call To Many Crappy Arm-Like Digital Inserts Of Discontent
• S07E02: Hag On A Nag
• S07E03: Wiccaning II: The, Um, Wiccaning, Actually
• S07E04: "Shiver Me Bitches!"
• S07E05: If Death Doesn't Become Her, Will It At Least Shut Her Up?
• S07E06: It's Just Another Menstrual Monday
• S07E07: Big Chris To Watch Over Me
• S07E08: Farewell, My Liver
• S07E09: There's Something About The Dolt
• S07E10: Witless Protection
• S07E11: Secretly INSANE Brody And The Warehouse Of Doom
• S07E12: Something Better Change
• S07E13: Is That All There Is To Utopia? Is That All There Is?
• S07E14: Zane's World
• S07E15: And The Band Played On
• S07E16: This/Sucks
• S07E17: Welcome To The Dolthouse
• S07E18: Suddenly Katya!
• S07E19: "Your Phoebe's So Ugly..."
• S07E20: Jesus Is Just Alright With Me
• S07E21: Tim Whoooooo? Inspector Whaaaaaa?
• S07E22: And Something Bitchy This Way Goes

Season 8

• S08E01: Still Charmed And Sucking
• S08E02: Down The Bimbo-Hole
• S08E03: Caged!
• S08E04: Desperate Crackmonkeys
• S08E05: Rewitched by Demian
• S08E06: The Phantom Of The Maggot Neck Is Here
• S08E07: The One Where Demian Loses His Mind. Again.
• S08E08: It's Absurd! It's A Bane! It's Supertard !
• S08E09: Piper Halliwell, Ph.D
• S08E10: Dolt, Be Not Proud
• S08E11: Retard Family Values
• S08E12: Revenge of the Retard
• S08E13: Repo Manor by Demian
• S08E14: 12 Angry Zen
• S08E15: We Don't Need No Water, Let The Bimbo Retard Burn!
• S08E16: Engaged And Confused
• S08E17: Generation Hex
• S08E18: The Short And Unhappy Marriage Of Raige Matthews-Mitchell
• S08E19: The Three Stigmata Of Chrissssty Retard
• S08E20: Frankly, You Morons, I Don't Give A Rat's Ass
• S08E21: Kill Bimbo: Vol. 2
• S08E22: Forever CANCELLED!

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