Top Chef
11-2Weecap
The Good, The Bad, The Ceviche
Rebuilding New Orleans - The chefs break into teams to serve Habitat for Humanity volunteers from food trucks. It is still too soon to make a joke about a hurricane of ceviches.
10.09.201310.10.2013 C
Carla Sparks
11-1Weecap
Eat You Later, Alligator
Soiree in the Swamp - The new season of Top Chef starts out in New Orleans and for the first time, as the elimination challenge takes place in a swamp, we are glad we can’t smell the show.
10.02.201310.03.2013 B-
Carla Sparks
10-17Recap
Iron Top Chef
Season 10 Finale, Part 2 - In a really disjointed, bizarre finale, the final two have to cook in front of a live audience like they're on Iron Chef or something.
02.27.201303.05.2013 C
Kim
10-16Recap
Craft Work
Season 10 Finale, Part 1 - Kristen's back and the final three compete on Tom Colicchio's home turf.
02.20.201302.26.2013 B
Kim
10-15Recap
Mush!
Glacial Gourmand - The cheftestants use multiple modes of transportation to get around Alaska before cooking for the governor (who isn't Sarah Palin anymore, remember?)
02.13.201302.19.2013 B
Kim
10-14Recap
Don't Be Crabby
Kings of Alaska - Now in Alaska, the cheftestants have to cook crab, salmon, and sourdough.
02.06.201302.11.2013 B-
Kim
10-13Recaplet
Anchors Away
Chefs at Sea - The cheftestants head out on a cruise to Alaska and learn a little something about shipboard cooking.
01.30.201301.31.2013 B
Kim
10-12Recap
The Josie Show
Wolfgang Clucks - Tom serves dinner to a gaggle of famous chefs, and the cheftestants have to prepare fried chicken.
01.23.201301.29.2013 B
Kim
10-11Recap
Josie, Baby
Season 10 Restaurant Wars - You know the idea. Who will screw up service? Who will be a control freak? Why is Josie made out of garbage?
01.16.201301.22.2013 B
Kim
10-10Recap
Thai German? Really?
Battle Before the War - They're messing with Restaurant Wars, you guys!
01.09.201301.14.2013 C
Kim
10-9Recap
Healthy Choices
Past Suppers - The cheftestants have to cook dishes based on memorable moments from past seasons, but make them healthier.
01.02.201301.07.2013 B
Kim
10-8Recap
Going in Circles
Jalapeno Business - The cheftestants go to the derby and cook dishes inspired by derby names.
12.26.201201.02.2013 B
Kim
10-7Recap
Thank You Berry Much
Foiled Again - Josie has completed her transition into the female Guy Fieri and Stefan and John go head-to-head.
12.19.201212.26.2012 B
Kim
10-6Recap
Pork and Recreation
Even the Famous Come Home - The cheftestants cook at a welcome home party for Chris Pratt and Anna Faris.
12.12.201212.18.2012 B
Kim
10-5Recap
Cheese Curds for Life!
Pike Place Pickle - The cheftestants use artisanal ingredients, poorly.
12.05.201212.11.2012 B
Kim
10-4Recap
Parfaits and Calf Liver
'50s Food Flashback - The cheftestants take over a family restaurant and revive the original menu from 1950.
11.28.201212.04.2012 B
Kim
10-3Recap
Talking Turkey
Tom vs. Emeril: Turkeypocalypse - The cheftestants divide into teams to cook a turkey dinner with Tom and Emeril.
11.21.201211.27.2012 B
Kim
10-2Recap
Veterans' Day
A Shock at the Space Needle - The cheftestants get a surprise when some veterans return to compete.
11.14.201211.19.2012 A+
Kim
10-1Recap
Trim Your Bangs
The Ultimate Chef Test - The chefs are broken into small groups and tested by one of the judges to determine if they even get to be on the show this season.
11.07.201211.12.2012 B
Kim
9-18Recap
Stuff and Giggles
Reunion - You'd be hard-pressed to know that Paul won this thing, since the whole reunion focuses on Chris Hollywood and the ladies.
03.07.201203.13.2012 C
Kim
9-17Recap
Finally! It's Over
Season 9 Finale - Paul and Sarah cook their little hearts out and it's still pretty boring.
02.29.201203.06.2012 B-
Kim
9-16Recap
You're Hot and You're Cold
Fire and Ice - The final three becomes the final two, finally.
02.22.201202.28.2012 C
Kim
9-15Recap
Frozen Food
Culinary Games - The cheftestants have to compete in Olympic style events while freezing their fingers off, because that's the best way to determine who's the best chef.
02.15.201202.21.2012 B
Kim
9-14Recap
Tears of Joy
Mentors - Beverly returns, and then Sarah wins immunity and doesn't have to cook this week. Those who are competing have to cook a meal for his or her culinary mentor, plus there is a lot of crying, mostly from Paul.
02.08.201202.14.2012 B-
Kim
9-13Recap
I Know You Are, But What Am I?
Bike, Borrow, and Steal - The cheftestants have to compete in a pointless Amazing Race-type challenge and I wish they would just let them cook some food.
02.01.201202.07.2012 C
Kim
9-12Recap
A Game of Chicken
Block Party - The cheftestants get paired up to cook the same dish for a block party, with three ending up on top and three ending up on the bottom.
01.25.201201.31.2012 B
Kim
9-11Recap
Snow White, Blood Red
Fit for an Evil Queen - A challenge based on an upcoming product-placed movie somehow ends up inspiring the best food of the season.
01.18.201201.19.2012 A
Kim
9-10Recap
The War of Restaurants
Season 9 Restaurant Wars - It's men versus women when the cheftestants have to open fake restaurants.
01.11.201201.17.2012 B
Kim
9-9Recap
Salt Lick
Texas BBQ Wars - The cheftestants have to cook BBQ for three hundred people in scorching hot weather.
01.04.201201.09.2012 C+
Kim
9-8Recap
Mom's Home Cooking
Tribute Dinner - The cheftestants have to cook a dish inspired by the person who taught them to cook. Some take that waaaay too literally.
12.21.201112.28.2011 B
Kim
9-7Recap
Ugly Game
Game On - The cheftestants have to determine the bottom three in the challenge, and it gets ugly.
12.14.201112.20.2011 B
Kim
9-6Recap
Who Shot JR?
Higher Steaks - The chefs work as a team to cook a really boring menu for a bunch of ranchers.
12.07.201112.13.2011 B
Kim
9-5Recap
Progress
Don't Be Tardy for the Dinner Party - The cheftestants head to Big D, where they have to cook for a progressive dinner party.
11.30.201112.06.2011 B
Kim
9-4Recap
Totally Chili
Red Hot Chili Cook Off - The cheftestants work in teams to create chili fit for a Texas cowboy, they hope.
11.23.201111.29.2011 B
Kim
9-3Recap
Corn or Flour?
Quinceanera - For their first challenge, the cheftestants split into two teams. And you know teams never work out well.
11.16.201111.22.2011 B
Kim
9-2Recap
On the Bubble
The Heat Is On - The final group and the bubble group compete in the play-in bracket until all sixteen chef's coats are awarded.
11.09.201111.15.2011 B
Kim
9-1Recap
Pigs and Rabbits
Everything's Bigger in Texas - Twenty-nine potential cheftestants are brought in and have to compete for sixteen slots on the show.
11.02.201111.07.2011 B+
Kim
8-17Recap
Hootie Hoo!
Reunion Special - There are the usual amusing montages and an uncomfortable discussion between Tom and Elia, but Carla saves the day with her awesomeness.
04.06.201104.12.2011 B-
Kim
8-16Recap
King of Kings
Season 8 Finale - Kind of a blah finale as there are no real glitches and everyone's food is good -- so very little drama -- but in the end, a winner is crowned.
03.30.201104.05.2011 B-
Kim
8-15Recap
Twists and Turns
Last Supper - The cheftestants do a silly Quickfire and then have to prepare the Last Dinner choice of a culinary icon. And of course, there are twists along the way.
03.23.201103.28.2011 B
Kim
8-14Recap
Pros and Conch
Island Fever - The cheftestants have to dive for their dinner, literally.
03.16.201103.22.2011 B+
Kim
8-13Recap
Grease Fire Is The Word
Fit For A King - The final five head to the Bahamas, where they accidentally start a fire and get to meet a king.
03.09.201103.14.2011 B+
Kim
8-12Recap
Family History
Give Me Your Huddled Masses - The cheftestants have to cook a dish based on their ancestries for their family members, so that means everyone is going to cry.
03.02.201103.08.2011 A
Kim
8-11Recap
Gone Fishing
For the Gulf - The cheftestants cook Gulf Coast seafood -- some well, some not so well.
02.23.201103.01.2011 B
Kim
8-10Recap
T is for Target
Lock Down - The cheftestants have to cook a dish for Target employees while locked in the store overnight, and they can only use items found in Target, all the way down to knives.
02.16.201102.22.2011 B
Kim
8-9Recap
Fallon Down
Feeding Fallon - The cheftestants cook some of Jimmy Fallon's favorite dishes for his birthday dinner.
02.09.201102.15.2011 A
Kim
8-8Recap
Mobbed Up
An Offer They Can't Refuse - The cheftestants have to cook Italian food for the owner of Rao's. Finally, a challenge where someone besides Angelo and Dale have an advantage!
02.02.201102.08.2011 B+
Kim
8-7Recap
Etched in My Mind
Restaurant Wars: One Night Only - The cheftestants divvy up into two teams and open a restaurant for one night only. It's Restaurant Wars!
01.19.201101.25.2011 B+
Kim
8-6Recap
Gone Fishin'
We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat - The cheftestants get to go fishing, and then have to cook what they caught, working in teams of three.
01.12.201101.18.2011 A-
Kim
8-5Recap
Chinatown Breakdown
Dim Sum Lose Sum - The cheftestants have to serve dim sum during lunch rush in Chinatown, and cranking out large amounts of food quickly nearly sinks the group.
01.05.201101.11.2011 B
Kim
8-4Recap
Game, Set, Match
Advantage Chef - The cheftestants have to serve head-to-head against their competition. Spike comes up with a brilliant strategy for his team. Well, maybe just a strategy. Well, maybe not even that.
12.22.201012.28.2010 B
Kim
8-3Recap
Food With Jazz Hands
New York's Finest - The cheftestants have to make dishes that would fit the menus of four of New York's top restaurants, and you might be surprised by who ends up on the top and on the bottom.
12.15.201012.21.2010 A
Kim
8-2Recap
What Just Happened?
Night At the Museum - Lack of sleep and an absent teammate lead to a really bizarre and uncomfortable Judges' Table.
12.08.201012.14.2010 B
Kim
8-1Recap
Best of the Best
History Never Repeats - Eighteen cheftestants return, many of them finalists from their seasons, to do battle in New York to be the best of the best.
12.01.201012.07.2010 A
Kim
7-15Recap
…And It Feels So Good
Reunion - All of the cheftestants reunite to discuss who is more cocky and what exactly went down with the pea puree.
09.22.201009.28.2010 A
Kim
7-14Recap
Singapore Sling
Season 7 Finale Part 2 - The three finalists set out to cook the meal of a lifetime, assisted by former winners as sous chefs. Except Angelo, who's too sick to even get out of bed until the final day.
09.15.201009.16.2010 B+
Kim
7-13Recap
One Night in Singapore
Season 7 Finale Part 1 - The cheftestants travel to Singapore and have to cook Asian food. You'd think Angelo would have an advantage with that, but the playing field is pretty level, and it's anyone's game.
09.08.201009.13.2010 A-
Kim
7-12Recap
More Than Dippin' Dots
Gastro-nauts - The cheftestants have to cook space food, and this late in the competition, it truly is anyone's game. No, for real.
09.01.201009.07.2010 A
Kim
7-11Recap
Buy Me Some Peanuts and…Tuna Tartare?
Making Concessions - Would you buy raw fish from a baseball park concession stand? Amanda would like you to.
08.25.201008.30.2010 A
Kim
7-10Recap
Brilliant Disguise
Covert Cuisine - Mystery surrounds the challenges this week, as the Quickfire features mystery ingredients and the Elimination takes place at the CIA.
08.18.201008.24.2010 B
Kim
7-9Recap
EVOO vs. 2121
Season 7 Restaurant Wars - It's the episode everyone waits for all season: Restaurant Wars. And it gets pretty explosive at Judges' Table.
08.11.201008.12.2010 A
Kim
7-8Recap
It's A Small World, After All
Foreign Affairs - The cheftestants have to create a dish based on a foreign country. Some get countries like France or Italy, but Stephen draws Brazil and is clueless -- more than usual.
08.04.201008.09.2010 B
Kim
7-7Recap
The Theft of the Pea Purée
Power Lunch - The cheftestants get into politics when they have to cook a power lunch. But the big question is, did Alex steal Ed's pea purée?
07.28.201008.03.2010 A-
Kim
7-6Recap
Cold Comfort
Cold War - The chefs have to feed each other cold dishes, and Tamesha learns the hard way that this is Top Chef, not Top Scallop.
07.21.201007.27.2010 A+
LuluBates
7-5Recap
Old MacDonald
Farm Policy - The cheftestants head down to the farm to cook some local ingredients in the great outdoors.
07.14.201007.20.2010 B
Kim
7-4Recap
Three Courses, No Waiting
Room Service - The cheftestants cook breakfast, lunch and dinner for a product-placed hotel in a slightly ill-conceived challenge that nearly eliminates some of the most talented.
07.07.201007.13.2010 C+
Kim
7-3Recap
The Patriotic Picnic
Capitol Grill - The chefs embarrass America with their lack of grill skills.
06.30.201007.06.2010 A+
LuluBates
7-2Recap
This Pudding is Bananas
Outside the Lunch Box - The cheftestants divide into teams and, working with a tight budget, try to cook nutritional lunches for schoolkids.
06.23.201006.29.2010 A-
Kim
7-1Recap
This Land is My Land
House of Chef-presentatives - The seventeen cheftestants report for duty in our nation's capital, where they have to cook a dish inspired by their hometowns.
06.16.201006.22.2010 B
Kim
6-16Recap
Not Much Happens
Watch What Happens Reunion S6 - All of the chefs return for a lot of clip packages and some apologies.
12.16.200912.22.2009 B
Kim
6-15Recap
High Voltage
Season 6 Finale Part 2 - The three finalists create one more meal in the hopes of becoming the sixth Top Chef.
12.09.200912.15.2009 A
Kim
6-14Recap
It's Up to The Egg At This Point
Season 6 Finale Part 1 - The cheftestants return to cook in Napa Valley and try to muscle their way into the finals.
12.02.200912.08.2009 A
Kim
6-13Recap
Final Four
Culinary Olympics - The cheftestants have to mimic a legendary culinary competition by cooking a protein and two fancy garnishes for an all-star panel of judges.
11.18.200911.24.2009 B+
Kim
6-12Recap
Walking on Broken Stained Glass
Strip Around the World - Cheftestants have to each visit a casino on the Vegas Strip and then create a dish inspired by it.
11.11.200911.17.2009 A-
Kim
6-11Recap
Re-Hash
Top Chef All Stars Dinner - Cheftestants from all five seasons return to cook and eat a meal together, and rehash their beefs with one another.
11.04.200911.10.2009 B
Kim
6-10Recap
Vegetables and Off-Color Jokes
Meat Natalie - The cheftestants first have to cook faux-TV dinners and then must cook a meal in a steakhouse for Natalie Portman, vegetarian.
10.28.200911.03.2009 B+
Kim
6-9Recap
ReVolting
Season 6 Restaurant Wars - The Brothers Volt continue to dominate as they team up to open their fake restaurant with the help of Robin and Eli. Meanwhile, former chart toppers Jen and Kevin are in big, big trouble.
10.21.200910.27.2009 A
Kim
6-8Recap
Pork or Cat Food?
Pigs and Pinot - The cheftestants prepare a dish for Charlie Palmer's charity event that pairs some part of the pig with a pinot noir, with varying degrees of success.
10.14.200910.20.2009 B
Kim
6-7Recap
Salty Gnocchi
Dinner Party - The cheftestants pair up once again (maybe a sign that there are too many remaining contestants?) to cook a meal in the kitchen at their residence.
10.07.200910.13.2009 B
Kim
6-6Recap
Magic and Misdirection
Penn & Teller - Like Penn and Teller deconstruct magic, the cheftestants have to deconstruct a classic dish while they try not to kill an increasingly annoying Robin.
09.23.200909.29.2009 B
Kim
6-5Recap
Home on the Range
Camping - The cheftestants head into the desert to cook high-end food in rustic conditions on a ranch. Except some of them forget to actually cook their food.
09.16.200909.22.2009 B
Kim
6-4Recap
Latin and French Don't Mix
Vivre Las Vegas - This Frenchified episode sees two chefs going home, one after a snail-filled Quickfire, and one after the traditional Elimination Challenge.
09.09.200909.15.2009 A
Kim
6-3Recap
Wild Blue Yonder
Thunderbirds - The cheftestants have to cook a buffet dinner for 300 airmen at Nellis Air Force Base.
09.02.200909.08.2009 B
Kim
6-2Recap
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Bachelor/Ette Party - The cheftestants have to whip up some fine cuisine for some drunken guys and girls who really only care about imbibing a lot of shots poolside.
08.26.200909.02.2009 B+
Angel Cohn
6-1Recap
My Vice Is Watching Reality Television
Sin City Vice - A new crop of cheftestants arrives in Las Vegas where they immediately start to differentiate themselves through their experience and accolades -- not a lot of recent culinary school grads in this group! Wolfgang Puck serves as celebrity judge and manages to crack Colicchio up throughout, and the food looks pretty amazing.
08.19.200908.24.2009 A
Kim
5-15Recap
Watch Nothing Happen
Watch What Happens Reunion S5 - What happens? Seriously, nothing much. Lack of drama during the season makes for a boring reunion.
03.04.200903.10.2009 C-
Kim
5-14Recap
Ho No
Season 5 Finale Part 2 - The newest Top Chef winner is crowned and it's the only person we didn't want to win.
02.25.200903.03.2009 B-
Kim
5-13Recap
The Good Times, They Roll
Season 5 Finale Part 1 - The final four head to New Orleans, where they are joined by one of the previously-eliminated cheftestants, and all five cook a catered meal for a New Orleans party.
02.18.200902.24.2009 B+
Kim
5-12Recap
Eat Like You Were Dying
The Last Supper - What would you want for your last meal? The cheftestants have to prepare the choices of some of the biggest names in the culinary world and impress them and the judges to make it to the finals.
02.11.200902.17.2009 A
Kim
5-11Recap
Gone Fishing
Le Bernardin - The cheftestants have to try to recreate a dish by food God Eric Ripert -- to be judged by Eric Ripert.
02.04.200902.10.2009 B
Kim
5-10Recap
Keep It Simple, Stupid
Superbowl Chef Showdown - Former cheftestants return to compete against the current crop, and the winners and losers will surprise you.
01.28.200902.03.2009 A-
Kim
5-9Recap
Sunset Lounge? Isn't That a Don Henley Song?
Season 5 Restaurant Wars - Radhika and Leah get the chance to open their own restaurants for a night, and both screw it up pretty majorly.
01.21.200901.27.2009 B
Kim
5-8Recap
Old McPadma
Down on the Farm - The cheftestants head to the country to create a farm-to-table meal in a team setting.
01.14.200901.20.2009 B+
Kim
5-7Recap
Let the Bons Mots Roll!
Focus Group - The cheftestants get more freedom in their cooking this week, but they also meet the new guest judge, Toby Young.
01.07.200901.13.2009 B
Kim
5-6Recap
Cooking the Carols
Twelve Days of Christmas - The cheftestants have to cater for a charity event with two hundred fifty guests. And then a refrigerator mishap gets them all working together in the spirit of the holidays.
12.17.200812.22.2008 B+
Kim
5-5Recap
A Few Extra Mushrooms
Gail's Bridal Shower - The cheftestants team up (always a bad time) to cater Gail’s bridal shower. Now with wedding themes!
12.10.200812.16.2008 B
Kim
5-4Recap
Uncooked Egg and Spicy Shrimp
Today Show - The cheftestants present a dish as if they were on a live television segment, and some of them don’t seem to understand the concept of a timer.
12.03.200812.09.2008 B
Kim
5-3Recap
The Fighters of Foo
Foo Fighters Thanksgiving - The cheftestants travel to Rochester, where they work in teams to create a Thanksgiving dinner for the Foo Fighters.
11.26.200812.02.2008 B+
Kim
5-2Recap
Ostrich Egg Isn’t Enough
Show Your Craft - The cheftestants serve disgruntled rejected cheftestants at Tom Colicchio’s restaurant, Craft, and overall fail miserably at creating New American cuisine.
11.19.200811.24.2008 B
Kim
5-1Recap
The Big Apple
Melting Pot - New York, baby! The cheftestants have to peel, dice, and cook apples in the Quickfire, and then they have to cook regional neighborhood cuisine for the Elimination. Gays! Lesbians! Foam! Weird facial hair! We're back.
11.12.200811.18.2008 B+
Kim
4-15Recap
Watch What Happens: Nothing.
Watch What Happens Reunion S4 - This week's challenge: Stomach a big bowl of lukewarm leftovers, under-seasoned chatter and sour Andy Cohen.
06.18.200806.24.2008 D
Chuck
4-14Recap
Top Chefanie
Season 4 Finale - Yoda-wearing, unflappable Chicago native Stephanie Izard becomes the first female Top Chef, while Lisa shocks everyone by outperforming Richard. And by not being a total bitch.
06.11.200806.17.2008 C+
Chuck
4-13Recap
Pig Out
Puerto Rico - The four remaining cheftestants cook some piggy ingredients for a fancy party.
06.04.200806.09.2008 B+
Kim
4-12Recap
Beat This Meat
High Steaks - Sure, Spike can butcher a big rack but a chef needs more than good hands, and he's a hack when it comes to making smart choices. Fortunately, the judges make one and toss his hat out of the ring.
05.28.200806.03.2008 A-
Chuck
4-11Recap
Mai Buddha Sucks
Season 4 Restaurant Wars - After a stint on egg duty, Team Warehouse Kitchen wins the Restaurant Wars over-easy, and Dale gets fried.
05.21.200805.27.2008 C+
Chuck
4-10Recap
It's A Sabotage!
Serve and Protect - After trying to seduce mighty fine Sam Talbot with their sexy salads, the crew has to make healthy and substantial boxed lunches for Chicago cops. Spike uses his advantage to thwart the competition, but only cheats himself in the end. A phantom burner turner undermines Lisa, and she returns the favor by calling out Andrew for his whole-grain fakery.
05.14.200805.20.2008 B-
Chuck
4-9Recap
Wedding Hells
Wedding Wars - It's Top Caterer meets Survivor as the remaining eight cheftestants pull an all-nighter to cater a wedding. Nikki finally gets the boot for parlaying her expertise in Italian food into a refusal to lead her team and, well, crappy Italian food.
05.07.200805.13.2008 B
Chuck
4-8Recap
Family Dinners with Funny Uncle Ben
Common Threads - Antonia totally cheats and uses her experience as a single parent to win both a quickfire and an elimination challenge about stretching a buck and feeding a family. How dare she?
04.30.200805.06.2008 B
LuluBates
4-7Recap
Flop Sweat
Improv - After a Second City improv troupe delivers a colorful and emotional Elimination challenge, Jen does it for Zoi with an unintentionally comedic dish of phallic asparagus and gets sent home for erectile dysfunction.
04.23.200805.01.2008 B+
Chuck
4-6Recap
Stupid Displeasures
Tailgating - Ryan hits the road for his inarticulate -- but very wordy -- approach to tailgating fare, serving bread salad and poached pears (yes, you read that right) to hungry football fans.
04.16.200804.21.2008 B-
Chuck
4-5Recap
The Elements
The Elements - Which probably wasn't what Team Earth had in mind, but Zoi would rather talk about how she loves to use seasonings than just shut up and use them.
04.09.200804.15.2008 B-
Chuck
4-4Recap
Film Food
Film Food - The cheftestants divide into teams along gender lines and imagine dishes based on their favorite films for a movie-themed dinner party.
04.02.200804.07.2008 B
Chuck
4-3Recap
Block Party
Block Party - OK, we get it. If you're transporting food to serve later, choose your menu items carefully. Can we move on, please?
03.26.200804.02.2008 C
Chuck
4-2Recap
Zoo Food
Zoo Food - After grazing at a farmer's market for the Quickfire, a high concept Elimination turns the cheftestants into animals and goes to the birds. Blame-resistant Valerie gets axed for some bad-idea blinis.
03.19.200803.24.2008 D
Chuck
4-1Recap
Salt For Your Wounds?
Anything You Can Cook I Can Cook Better - In which that most elemental of seasonings proves to be the undoing of our first reject, twice in a row.
03.11.200803.17.2008 C-
Chuck
3-16Recap
It Came Upon A Sniff And Sneer
Top Chef Holiday Special - The only chestnuts roasting in this episode are CJ's! ...Okay, not really, but any chance to make a nut joke, right? The ghosts of cheftestants past arrive in Chicago to duke it out for twenty grand, and Tiffani is the one screeching, "God bless me and only me!" (Bonus: Ripert dresses up as Santa Claus.)
12.05.200712.12.2007 B-
Keckler
3-15Recap
Relive The Boredom All Over Again
Season 3 Reunion - As if this season didn't drag on for enough eons, we have now have a reunion to remind us of everything we just saw. It's the Alzheimer's Special!
10.09.200710.15.2007 D-
Keckler
3-14Recap
The Huynh Of A Lifetime
Season 3 Finale, Part II - Hung -- the guy who "grew up eating," the self-proclaimed Certified Professional Asshole, the documented lover of monkey metaphors -- wins Top Chef.
10.02.200710.06.2007 A
Keckler
3-13Recap
Rocky Mountain High
Season 3 Finale, Part I - Trout and elk get the better of the Brians and their cowboy hat.
09.25.200709.30.2007 B-
Keckler
3-12Recap
Sara's Told To Cheese Off
Manhattan Project - After chafing herself raw across two dishes, Sara the Jamaican cheesemaker is sent home. To make cheese, presumably.
09.18.200709.23.2007 C+
Keckler
3-11Recap
Chopping Broccolini
Snacks On A Plane - Breakfast in bed with Padma leads to the cheftestants cooking for the mile-high club (except they're on the ground and not having sex), and CJ is sent home for serving blackened broccolini.
09.11.200709.18.2007 B-
Keckler
3-10Recap
Hung's 300 Years War
Chef Overboard - Hung trips out during the Quickfire and makes an edible diorama using Fruit Loops, but after catering a booze cruise for a new fashion designer, Howie's muddy flavors and grey presentation gets him sent home.
09.04.200709.09.2007 A+
Keckler
3-9Recap
Draining The Tre
Second Helping - After the second installment of "Restaurant Wars," The Garage changes their name to "Quatre" and wins. Sadly, Tre is sent home after executive cheffing his team to a loss.
08.21.200708.27.2007 D+
Keckler
3-8Recap
Restaurant Stalemate
Season 3 Restaurant Wars - After making burgers in an Immunity-less Quickfire, the remaining cheftestants do the fake restaurant thing, and no one gets sent home.
08.14.200708.20.2007 A
Keckler
3-7Recap
Cold Stone Chillin'
Guilty Pleasures - While working to feed drunk clubbers, Howie proves that he still doesn't know how to spell "team," but it's Sara N. who goes home.
08.07.200708.13.2007 B
Keckler
3-8Recap
Rocco's Got a Brand New Bag: Taste-Testing Bertolli's Skillet Meals for Two
Rocco's Got A Brand New Bag: Taste-Testing Bertolli's Skillet Meals For Two - Two coasts, two brands, and two fairly opinionated mouths. Whose Lean Cuisine will reign supreme?
08.07.200708.08.2007
Keckler
3-6Recap
OMG, IQF! WTF?
Freezer Burn - Man, after this episode, tri-color fusilli will be as popular as an actuary at a conference on the Riemann Hypothesis. Coming out on top of the frozen dinners challenge, Tre and CJ are off to Italy, while poor Joey From New York is back to New York.
07.31.200708.07.2007 D+
Keckler
3-5Recap
Shit Happens
Top Chef 3: Watch What Happens - With Andy Cohen playing the hostess with the mostest, we delve back into the ugly glory of past and present seasons. Mostly, season two, though.
07.24.200707.29.2007 D-
Keckler
3-5Recap
'Cuz She's Lia-ving On A Jet Plane
Latin Lunch - Hung strings himself up in a frozen pie crust Quickfire, but due to losing a Latin-loving lunch, it's Lia who packs up her troubles in her old kit bag.
07.17.200707.22.2007 A
Keckler
3-4Recap
Eating On The Dole
Cooking By Numbers - It's the first team challenge of the season, during which powdered gelatin rears its ugly head again, and Camille is sent calmly on her placid way.
07.10.200707.16.2007 C
Keckler
3-3Recap
God Save The Hot Dish
Family Favorites - In an effort to tempt Elks away from high-cholesterol foods, the cheftestants are forced to remake such cafeteria classics as stuffed cabbage rolls, fish sticks, and tuna casserole.
06.26.200707.02.2007 B
Keckler
3-2Recap
Bye, Bye Birdsong
Sunny Delights - Sandee is sent packing, Howie and Joey From New York engage in a Battle of the Bulges, and Hung is turning out to be a pretty sweet guy.
06.19.200706.25.2007 B
Keckler
3-1Recap
Tastes Like Chicken
First Impressions - The season begins anew with fifteen cheftestants competing for all the junk that goes along with being Top Chef. Before we even get to know him, Clay from Mississippi is sent home.
06.12.200706.17.2007 A+
Keckler
3-1Recap
A Very Special Episode of Top Chef
4-Star All Star - The best of Season One (minus Lee Anne) faces off against the dubious best of Season Two, all in the name of charity.
06.05.200706.10.2007 A
Keckler
2-13Recap
So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish
Season 2 Finale, Part II - Marcel misplaces his fish, and loses. Ted Ilan makes pinworms on toast, and wins.
01.30.200702.01.2007 B
Keckler
2-12Recap
The Poke's On You
Season 2 Finale, Part I - Chef Alan Wong officiates this first half of the Hawaii finale, which throws Sam and Elia back to the sea and keeps Marcel and Ted Ilan for the second half.
01.23.200701.29.2007 B-
Keckler
2-11Recap
Scalps and Scallops
Sense And Sensuality - Elia and Ted Ilan shave their heads. Cliff tries to shave Marcel's head but gets sent home for being a brute instead. The food was not even an issue.
01.16.200701.22.2007
Keckler
2-10Recap
Foaming at the Mouth
Unhappy Customers - Marcel raps and before being sent home, Mike references Charlotte's Web. Will wonders never cease?
01.09.200701.15.2007 C+
Keckler
2-9Recap
Hate the Sin, Love the Dinner
Seven - The hating of Marcel reaches a boiling point, and Sam loses it, while Ilan becomes an unhinged bully. But it's petty Betty who cooks up sloppy soup and goes home.
01.02.200701.08.2007 B-
Miss Alli
2-8Recap
Mia the Martyr
Holiday Spirit - Mia throws herself on her paring knife to keep Elia in the competition.
12.12.200612.18.2006 A
Keckler
2-7Recap
Surfin' So Sorry
The Raw And The Cooked - Breaking fast for some hungry surfers has Elia riding high and Frank dead in the water.
12.05.200612.10.2006 B-
Keckler
2-6Recap
What the Turducken?!
Thanksgiving - It's time for a midsummer night's Thanksgiving, and Carlos' salad-eating days are over.
11.21.200611.27.2006 A
Keckler
2-5Recap
Ain't it Offal, Mabel?
Social Service - After playing around with pancreas, organ meat, and Social Hollywood's leftovers, Josie and Marisa are sacrificed on the altar of pig's blood.
11.14.200611.19.2006 C
Keckler
2-4Recap
Cheaters Seem to Prosper
Less Is More - With a vending machine Quickfire and a sticky children-based Elimination, it's almost as if we never left season one! No one is sent home, but Betty should have been.
11.07.200611.10.2006 C+
Keckler
2-3Recap
TGI Top Chef
Food For The People - After she reads him the quiet riot act, Marcel turns Blazing Eyes on Betty and tries to freak her out during the Sell Bravo's Soul to TGI Friday's Elimination Challenge. Also, Padmadala hikes up her shorts a little more and shows her world to us. But first, Marcel grosses LA kids out with his Cobb Salad ice cream.
10.31.200611.04.2006 B
Keckler
2-2Recap
Lycheegate
Eastern Promise - Sushi, Ming Tsai, team challenges, and "shoplifted" lychees. Marisa unwittingly challenges Tiffani to a bitchface-off, and Otto is sent home.
10.24.200610.28.2006 A+
Keckler
2-1Recap
Food, Fire, and Frog Legs
Into The Fire - Marcel has ridiculous hair, Suyai is sent home, and we all learn how to flambe
10.17.200610.23.2006 C+
Keckler
1-11Recap
Leggo My Ego
Vegas Finale, Part II - Harold wins, and Tiffani LOSES!
05.23.200610.16.2006 A+
Keckler
1-10Recap
A Minor Exclusion
Vegas Finale, Part I - The toques come off in Vegas as Harold, Tiffani, and Dave put it all on the lineâ¦for room service! They cook for high rollers, poker players, and acrobats, and Dave, by virtue of forgetting a dish, is sent home. Amazingly, he doesn't even cry.
05.16.200610.10.2006 A
Keckler
1-10Recap
Scenes From A Top Chef Reunion
Season 1 Reunion - The cheftestants gather to drink, cry, apologize, fart, and rhyme.
05.09.200610.08.2006 A
Keckler
1-9Recap
Truffle Pigs
Napa's Finest - Using expensive wine and expensive fungal growths, the cheftestants prepare dishes for the chefs of Napa Valley.
05.01.200610.04.2006 B+
Keckler
1-8Recap
The Cake Mix Controversy
Wedding Bell Blues - Stephen is decanted and found to be corked.
04.24.200609.25.2006 B
Keckler
1-7Recap
I'm Not Your Bitch, Bitch
Season 1 Restaurant Wars - After the cheftestants team up for dueling restaurant "concepts," Dave gets off his famous quote, and Miguel is sent home.
04.18.200609.19.2006 B
Keckler
1-6Recap
Snake Eyes
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? - Ted Allen shows up for dinner and tasks the cheftestants with a dinner party in celebration of him. Andrea and her colon are sent home. Again.
04.11.200609.06.2006 B
Keckler
1-5Recap
Jicama Dickama Dock
Blind Confusion - The cheftestants sell street food in the Mission, but when Lisa forgets some seriously important jicama, she is sent home.
04.04.200608.20.2006 B-
Keckler
1-4Recap
Nuke it Up A Notch
Food On The Fly - Nine TV dinners go into the microwave and one chef gets fried.
03.28.200608.13.2006 A
Keckler
1-3Recap
Gone Fishhookin'
Nasty Delights - Dividing into two teams, the cheftestants come up with a way to make children eat and enjoy monkfish.
03.21.200608.02.2006 B-
Keckler
1-2Recap
Bye Bye, Turdie
Food Of Love - Stephen's fruity pretentiousness gets him immunity in the Quickfire, Miguel wins the sexy desserts Elimination Challenge, and Andrea gets flushed.
03.14.200607.30.2006 C-
Keckler
1-1Recap
Who Deserves To Be Here?
Who Deserves To Be Here - Ken sticks his long, dirty finger in Hubert Keller's sauce and even in San Francisco, that's not a good thing.
03.07.200607.12.2006 C-
Keckler