The Apprentice

13 seasons · 173 episodes · 3009 recovered pages

Recapped by Lady Lola, Jacob, Carla Patton, and 2 more

Season 1

• S01E01: Donald Trump and the suck-ups
• S01E02: Ad nauseam
• S01E03: Sam's Enchanted Leaving
• S01E04: Lonely Planet Hollywood
• S01E05: Somewhere Beyond The Flea
• S01E06: The Unbearable Lightness of Carson Daly
• S01E07: Swimming Against the Tide
• S01E08: Water, water, everywhere, and yet it costs a lot
• S01E09: Adieu, Connoisseur of Art and Water
• S01E10: A Ridiculous Display
• S01E11: "Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Holiday"
• S01E12: The Empire Strikes Back
• S01E13: Goodbye, young lovers
• S01E14: Down to the Wire, Part 2

Season 2

• S02E01: Welcome back, suck-ups
• S02E02: Donut underestimate good ice cream
• S02E03: The Tooth Hurts
• S02E04: The dangers of little black dresses
• S02E05: All up in your grill
• S02E06: When did "capelets" become all the rage?
• S02E07: For a small person, she was very annoying
• S02E08: Dumb as a (cop) rock
• S02E09: Fop till you drop
• S02E10: The vurrrry fahshunable wahhding
• S02E11: Bitchy, death...it's not an easy choice
• S02E12: Memories, a blight on the corners of my mind
• S02E13: Degradation with a crisp candy shell
• S02E14: Kelly and Jen, sitting in a tree
• S02E15: Flair, Care, And The Dirty Chair
• S02E16: Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y...

Season 3

• S03E01: Have it your way or the highway
• S03E02: Motel 666
• S03E03: Coffee, tea, or blech
• S03E04: Soap Dopes
• S03E05: Trailer for sale or rent
• S03E06: Wall of confusion
• S03E07: Puttering around
• S03E08: Chain wallets and small potatoes
• S03E09: Box of tricks
• S03E10: Get out of my face
• S03E11: And now for something completely...uhh...
• S03E12: The angry young man
• S03E13: I Can't Believe It's Not Clutter
• S03E14: Bedazzled
• S03E15: Interview to a kill
• S03E16: Games of the video and Olympic varieties
• S03E17: The court of public Trumpinion
• S03E18: Trump: Unauthorized

Season 4

• S04E01: Lesson One: Don't Make People Hate You
• S04E02: Lesson Two: Leave It On The Playground
• S04E03: Lesson Three: Whoring It Up For The Community
• S04E04: Lesson Four: Strap It Back
• S04E05: Lesson Five: Swing When You're Winning
• S04E06: Lesson Six: Don't Swing When You're Selling
• S04E07: Lesson Seven: If You Can't Say Anything Well…
• S04E08: Lesson Eight: If There Is No "Try," You're All Screwed
• S04E09: Lesson Nine: Your Life Is Not The Truman Show
• S04E10: Lesson Ten: Keep It In The Aughts
• S04E11: Lesson Eleven: Be Bold, And Mighty Forces Will Come To Your Aid
• S04E12: Lesson Twelve: The Customer Is Always "Right"
• S04E13: Lesson Thirteen: People Aren't Metaphors

Season 5

• S05E01: Lesson One: Competence Is Only Skin Deep
• S05E02: "You Are Chaos And Disorganization!"
• S05E03: Lesson Three: Holidays Are For The Lazy
• S05E04: Cereal Killers by Jacob
• S05E05: Lesson Five: Zip It! How Many Times Do You Need To Hear This?
• S05E06: King Of The Jingle
• S05E07: Lesson Seven: Speak My Language
• S05E08: A Slice of Heaven
• S05E09: Assault On Battery
• S05E10: Lesson Ten: Girls R Just Dum
• S05E11: Lesson Eleven: Don't Share Bitches
• S05E12: Lesson Twelve: Use Your Words
• S05E13: Lesson Thirteen: You Are His Bitch, He Will Be Hanging His Slam On You
• S05E14: Lesson Fourteen: Accountability Is A Choice
• S05E15: Lesson Fifteen: Shed Your Personality Like So Many Unwanted Pounds

Season 6

• S06E01: Lesson One: Jump That Shark Like You Mean It
• S06E02: Lesson Two: Be The Good Kind Of Gay
• S06E03: Lesson Three: Finite & Infinite Games
• S06E04: Lesson Four: Don't Use Your Words
• S06E05: Lesson Five: Speak Up. Or: Don't, Depending
• S06E06: Lesson Six: Accessibility Is Never Politically Incorrect
• S06E07: Lesson Seven: Sometimes The Joke Is Not On You
• S06E08: Lesson Eight: The Level Of Our Incompetence
• S06E09: Lesson Nine: Pain Is Temporary
• S06E10: Lesson Ten: After This Interview I'm Still Me
• S06E11: Lesson Eleven: The Smartness Is In The Science!
• S06E12: Lesson Twelve: Go With Your Gut
• S06E13: Lesson Thirteen: Stinky Bums Are Definitely Funny
• S06E14: Lessons Learned

Season 7

• S07E01: Task: Selling Hot Dogs
• S07E02: Task: Pedigree Community Awareness Ad
• S07E03: Mr. Outside The Box
• S07E04: A Knight On Broadway
• S07E05: The Croc And The Rat
• S07E06: Window Of Opportunity
• S07E07: The Mane Event
• S07E08: Quality, Value, And Chaos
• S07E09: The Money Shot
• S07E10: Painting
• S07E11: Bread And Badda-Bing
• S07E12: Going Once, Twice, You're Fired
• S07E13: Under the Hammer

Season 8

• S08E01: Who's the Biggest Loser?
• S08E02: Thin Ice
• S08E03: It's A Woman's World
• S08E04: It's About Damn Time
• S08E05: Dennis has a Problem
• S08E06: Karma's a Bitch
• S08E07: Girl Fight!
• S08E08: Jesse's Girl
• S08E09: Rivers = Crazy
• S08E10: Catfight!
• S08E11: May The Best Woman Win

Season 9

• S09E01: "Those Beeyotches Are Gonna Be Sorry"
• S09E02: Golden Rod
• S09E03: Strawberry Crumble
• S09E04: Nerdlingers
• S09E05: Girls Just Wanna Manage This
• S09E07: Get Well Soon
• S09E08: Put Another Shrimp on the Barbie
• S09E09: Fight to the Finish
• S09E10: Tea Party
• S09E11: Something to Believe In

Season 10

• S10E01: Designing Women
• S10E02: Ice Cream, You Scream
• S10E03: Pack Leader
• S10E04: "Minus One Tooth, We Still Prevail"
• S10E05: "It Was Like Watching A Horse Die"
• S10E06: Location, Location, Location
• S10E07: Drama Queen
• S10E08: Being Secretly Gay Doesn't Pay
• S10E09: Don't Be an Ass
• S10E10: I Want My FLO TV
• S10E11: A Very Supple, Cavernous, and Snuggly Episode
• S10E12: Fighting the Fairway
• S10E13: Out With A Whimper

Season 11

• S11E01: Crazy Train
• S11E02: Mean Girls
• S11E03: Calm of the Wild
• S11E04: Shameful Resignation
• S11E05: Let's Make A Deal
• S11E06: He Just Wants To Fly
• S11E07: Put A Fork In Busey...
• S11E08: Not So Suite
• S11E09: Evil. Fat. Lady.
• S11E10: So Long, Sweetie
• S11E11: Make 7Up Yours
• S11E12: Cowboy 7Up

Season 12

• S12E01: Chronic Fa-Tiegs Syndrome
• S12E02: One Knight Only
• S12E03: Window Stressing
• S12E04: In Fair Verano, Where We Lay Our Scene
• S12E05: Condescendin' the Clowns
• S12E06: Psycho Beach Party
• S12E07: Walking and Talking
• S12E08: That's Entertainment(.com)!
• S12E09: It's Like Some Kind of Torture to Have to Watch This Show
• S12E10: Donald Trump Smells
• S12E11: Jingle Hell
• S12E12: Prostitution Bore
• S12E13: Mural's Wedding
• S12E14: Hall of Fame

Season 13

• S13E01: That's an Expensive Meatball
• S13E02: Finally Understanding Nothing
• S13E03: Soap Drop-era
• S13E04: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
• S13E05: Modern Art, in 3D
• S13E06: Simply Merlernia
• S13E07: The Coolest Guy On the Beach
• S13E08: Romance, Adventure, A Guy in a Shark Suit
• S13E10: King for a Cray
• S13E11: I Scream, You Scream, But No One Screams Louder Than Gary Busey

Other Pages

• Backs Against The Wal (2006-05-15)
• Photo Gallery
• Photo Gallery - Celebrity Apprentice 3: Who Will Win?
• Photo Gallery - Celebrity Apprentice 4: Who Will Win?
• Photo Gallery - Celebrity Apprentice: Our Dream Cast
• Photo Gallery - Celebrity Apprentice: The Craziest Season Yet
• Photo Gallery - Celebrity Apprentice 5: Who Will Win?
• Photo Gallery - Apprentice 10: Who Will Win?
• Apprentice The Prestige
• The Prestige
• All-Star Celebrity Apprentice: Second Impressions
• Lights, Camera, Mechanical Dog
• Celebrity Apprentice 2: Who Will Win?