America's Next Top Model

20 seasons · 240 episodes · 286 recovered pages

Recapped by Potes

Season 1

• S01E01: Adrianne's Season-Long Victory Lap
• S01E02: The Gospel According To Elyse
• S01E03: Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode
• S01E04: It Puts The Lotion On The Basket Case
• S01E05: Anorexia, Anorexia/Intimate, Obstinate/Anorexia
• S01E06: Pick Up The Francophone
• S01E07: Further Teachings From The Book Of Robin
• S01E08: Adrianne Wins!
• S01E09: The Elyse Interview

Season 2

• S02E01: Model Behavior
• S02E02: Trash Compactor
• S02E03: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner
• S02E04: Stopping Short
• S02E05: Mama Said Knock You Out
• S02E06: Camille-y Mouthed
• S02E07: Shake Ya Not-y
• S02E08: Fellini Meeny Miney Mo
• S02E09: A Lump In His Haute
• S02E10: Mercedes Bends
• S02E11: And, When You're Least Expecting It, Ryan Seacrest

Season 3

• S03E01: Dancer In The Snark
• S03E02: If You Wanna Go On And Be Funky...
• S03E03: Shut Up, Amanda
• S03E04: Sherlock Homely
• S03E05: This Episode Was Brought To You
• S03E06: Smells Like Cupcakes
• S03E07: Don't You Mean, "The Girl Whose Thighs Were Twenty-Nine Inches Around"?
• S03E08: Along Came A Spider
• S03E09: Turning Japanese
• S03E10: Tea And No Sympathy
• S03E11: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
• S03E12: Viva La Diva!
• S03E13: What The Divas Are Doing Now

Season 4

• S04E01: Normal Is Boring
• S04E02: Send In The Clowns
• S04E03: Viva Las Vagus
• S04E04: Brandy, You're a Fine Girl
• S04E05: The Flesh Eaters Are Coming! The Flesh Eaters Are Coming!
• S04E06: Drunken Angel
• S04E07: Au Revoir, Bitches!
• S04E08: Death Becomes Her
• S04E09: XX Why?
• S04E10: The Kloof Will Set You Free
• S04E11: Ebony And Ivory
• S04E12: Naima Make You Scream-a

Season 5

• S05E01: Twisted Sister
• S05E02: Kim Gets A Toaster
• S05E03: Do Mess With Texas
• S05E04: Bye, Curious
• S05E05: Flaw Week!
• S05E06: Coryn's Got A Secret
• S05E07: Déjà Vu's a Bitch
• S05E08: Lisa Needs Her Diaper Changed
• S05E09: An Episode Without A Heroine
• S05E10: Red Bullshit
• S05E11: I'm Sari...So Sari
• S05E12: Sister Sledgehammer
• S05E13: Mama And Children Reunion
• S05E14: Bring On Some Fresh Meat, Already

Season 6

• S06E01: Bald Fuggle
• S06E02: Somebody Does, In Fact, Put Wendy in the Corner
• S06E03: Pretty Things
• S06E04: Featuring Janice Dickinson As Herself
• S06E05: Mollie Who?
• S06E06: Double Trouble
• S06E07: Down At Snaggle Rock
• S06E08: No, No, Nnenna
• S06E09: To Wong Furonda
• S06E10: Go-sees? Ah, Phuket.
• S06E11: "I'm A Cover Girl, Mommy!" Jade doesn't win. Isn't that all you really need to know? 4-8 Recap Death Becomes Her The Girl Who Gets Bad News - On the eve of a photo shoot that takes place in a coffin at the bottom of an open grave, Kahlen gets the news that a friend has died. If you want to see raw emotion in a ratty weave, this is the show for you, my friend. 2005.04.20 2005.04.26
• S06E12: America's Next Top Picket Line

Season 7

• S07E01: Sister Christian, Oh, The Time Has Come
• S07E02: I Just Called To Say "I Hate You"
• S07E03: The Yellow Hos Of Texas
• S07E04: Super(model) Freak
• S07E05: A.J. From The Block
• S07E06: Same As It Ever Was
• S07E07: Get Outta My Dreams...
• S07E08: Breaking Down Is Hard to Do
• S07E09: A Schlock And Bull Story
• S07E10: Water, Water Everywhere
• S07E11: Battle Of The Blands
• S07E12: Girl Power!
• S07E13: Union Jacked Up For the second season of Britain's Top Model , they actually let the girl with the British teeth win. 3-8 Recap Along Came A Spider The Girl Who Is Panic Stricken - The itsy, bitsy spider crawled on the model's face. Yaya was an ass with a lack of class and grace. Eva freaked out, but in the end she made it through. So say goodbye, Toccara, BBBW. 2004.11.10 2004.11.

Season 8

• S08E01: The Girl Who Is Just Kind Of Dumb
• S08E02: The Girl Who Is Way Too Nice
• S08E03: The Girl Who Was Filler
• S08E04: The Girl Who Causes As Much Sorrow Dead
• S08E05: The Girl Who Neglected To Be Jolly
• S08E06: The Girl Wholahay
• S08E07: The Girl Who's Not No Fucking Lesbo
• S08E08: The Girl Who Can Hear, But Not Remember, The Thunder
• S08E09: The Girl Who Freaked the Hell Out Go-sees! Brittany proves herself to be in dire need of a chill pill as she freaks out after missing a challenge deadline, and her strong performance on a dual sexy/soft photo shoot isn't enough to save her. Also, we learn about the art of tooching one's booty. Slinky slinky! 8-9 Recap The Girl Who Freaked the Hell Out The Girl Who Blames the Taxi Dr
• S08E10: The Girl Whom Everyone Suddenly Hates Renee's redemption arc really must be working, because even the other girls forgot how much they hate her and have now refocused their energy on Natasha. They scheme behind her back to oust her and they try to sabotage her at panel, but none of it works. To which we say, "Ha." And, "Go, Natasha." In sad news, Dionne goes home. Extra The Elyse I
• S08E11: The Girl Who...Wait, Seriously?

Season 9

• S09E01: The Fug Boat
• S09E02: Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
• S09E03: Rock-a-Bye Bitches
• S09E04: Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• S09E05: High Flying, Unadored
• S09E06: Clips And Dips
• S09E07: Reality Television Pseudo-Fame Costs
• S09E08: Just Let The Bitch In The Shower, Already
• S09E09: Shanghaijinx!
• S09E10: Come Go-See With Me
• S09E11: Another Brick In The Wall
• S09E12: Easy, Breezy, Tootieful

Season 10

• S10E01: School Daze
• S10E02: Another Day In Paradise
• S10E03: We Know This World Is Killing You
• S10E04: Slaughterhouse Jive
• S10E05: Top Model Takes It to the Streets
• S10E06: Here Comes The Pain Again
• S10E07: If You Can't Make It Here, You Can't Make It Anywhere
• S10E08: Top Model 10 Confidential
• S10E09: The Unfriendly Skies
• S10E10: The Sistine Crappel
• S10E11: Are You Not Entertained?
• S10E12: Just Shoot Me
• S10E13: My Heart Belongs to Fatty

Season 11

• S11E02: Honk If You Love Honkies!
• S11E03: Pretty Vacant
• S11E04: Looking Through the Fierce Eyes of Love
• S11E05: Beautiful Disaster
• S11E06: The Cheese Stands Alone
• S11E07: Pixie Dust In The Wind
• S11E08: 5 A.M. in Amsterdam
• S11E09: Shoot To Kill
• S11E10: The Windmills of Your Mind
• S11E11: Easy, McKeyzy, Beautiful

Season 12

• S12E01: Goddesses and Monsters
• S12E02: Blinded by the Light
• S12E03: Bus-ted
• S12E04: What Are You, an Immigrant?
• S12E05: Celia, You're Breaking My Heart
• S12E06: Clay Acting
• S12E07: London Bridge Is Fattening Up
• S12E08: Fruits of Laboriousness
• S12E09: Let's Go See the City
• S12E10: Leaving the Nest
• S12E11: Teyona Time

Season 13

• S13E01: What It Do, Shorty?
• S13E02: Super Smize Me
• S13E03: Tall Tales
• S13E04: Model Through the Mishap!
• S13E05: Cirque du So Lame
• S13E06: Crouching Tyra, Hidden Drag Queen
• S13E07: Girls on Film
• S13E08: Blue Hawaii
• S13E09: Dive Bomb
• S13E10: Double Trouble
• S13E11: The Year of the Bloody Eyeball
• S13E12: Clips and Dips

Season 14

• S14E01: Sexy Blanket
• S14E02: Timing Is Everything
• S14E03: Let's Dance
• S14E04: Suckitude
• S14E05: Smile and Pose
• S14E06: A House Divided
• S14E07: Hair Apparent
• S14E08: Hide and Go Sheep
• S14E09: Kicking the Hobbit
• S14E10: Ugly Americans
• S14E11: Krista Almighty
• S14E12: Your Clip Is on My List

Season 15

• S15E01: The 15th Time's the Charm
• S15E02: Anamarexia
• S15E03: Calling All Angels
• S15E04: Roller Girls
• S15E05: Who Was That Masked Man?
• S15E06: Rodeo Girls
• S15E07: Designer Imposters
• S15E08: Roll with the Punches
• S15E09: Missoni Accomplished
• S15E10: Go-and-Sees
• S15E11: Model Madness!
• S15E12: Recap Recap
• S15E13: Magic Ann

Season 16

• S16E01: Life's a Ball
• S16E02: Bee-utiful
• S16E03: Hair Apparent
• S16E04: Stop, Smize and Roll
• S16E05: Hellcats
• S16E06: Sticks in the Mud
• S16E07: Woman Warriors
• S16E08: Splendor in the Trash
• S16E09: Clip Me Deadly
• S16E10: Camel Toe
• S16E11: The Brains of the Operation
• S16E12: And Then There Were Two
• S16E13: The Winner Takes It All!

Season 17

• S17E01: They're Baaaaaack
• S17E02: Episode Report Card Potes: A- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT A+ A A- B+ B B- C
• S17E03: Tooched by an Angel
• S17E04: Express Yourself
• S17E05: Mind Your Business, All the Time
• S17E06: Fight Flub
• S17E07: Lipstick on a Pigford
• S17E08: I Be Like Ugh
• S17E09: Work Your Salad
• S17E10: Hating Ass Bitches
• S17E11: Booch Your Tookie
• S17E12: Greek Tragedy

Season 18

• S18E01: Downton Shabby
• S18E02: Enter the Haggis
• S18E03: Skip to My Lou
• S18E04: Consumer Retorts
• S18E05: Blame Canada
• S18E06: Spice Up Your Tooch
• S18E07: It Gets Worse
• S18E08: Hello Pretty
• S18E09: Smooth as Silkworms
• S18E10: Wuthering Heights
• S18E11: Messes in a Bottle
• S18E12: All Hail the Queen

Season 19

• S19E01: College Knowledge
• S19E02: As If Your Soul is Gone
• S19E03: Make D'oh-ver
• S19E04: Destiny's Trial
• S19E05: Bring It On
• S19E06: Things that Make You Go Pwn
• S19E07: Y Kant Tori Eat
• S19E08: Concrete and Barbed Wire
• S19E09: Dance Hall Days
• S19E10: Flipping Out
• S19E11: War Horse

Season 20

• S20E01: X Why?
• S20E02: Wack Wedding
• S20E03: Philsus Christ Superstar
• S20E04: Achilles Ankle
• S20E05: Questionable
• S20E06: Send in the Clowns
• S20E07: Paint It Wack
• S20E08: The Returns
• S20E09: Flawsome Heart
• S20E10: Bali Wanna Cracker?
• S20E11: Bali Chooses Two
• S20E12: Everybody Hates Chris
• S20E13: Booch Blew
• S20E14: Boring is the New Black

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