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With interpersonal tensions continuing to heat up, the ladies head to Hong Kong and meet up with actor/action star/pop singer Nicholas Tse, who is apparently kind of like the Justin Timberlake of the East. They are challenged to do a screen test with Nicholas involving a little bit of dialogue and a choreographed martial arts fight scene. Each model gets a martial artist to practice their moves with, but Laura gets to practice with Nicholas himself since she had the most recent best photo. As will come as no surprise to those who have watched Laura express sexual feelings toward a silkworm, she is quite hot for Nicholas and eye fucks him into naming her the challenge winner. She gets to come back to Hong Kong, be featured in one of his music videos and probably bone him for real. Some of the other ladies are not happy about this development, and things get extra tense when Eboni accuses Laura of sleeping her way to the top. Au contraire, she flirts her way to the top! Laura defends her honor and then retreats to strategize about how she can dry hump Nigel during the photo shoot.
And oh, the photo shoot. In an effort to facilitate the exact nervous breakdowns that are to come later, Jay and Nigel have colluded to make the models pose on the rim of the Macau Tower, a building which is structurally similar to Toronto's CN Tower. Apparently, crazy people can bungee jump from the tower's rim, and the girls are harnessed up just in case they take a tumble. Theoretically, there are amazing views of Macau from their vantage point, but it is raining so hard that the view is compromised, to say the least. No wind machine is needed for this shoot since there are extremely dangerous looking gusts that threaten to blow these 100-pound beauties off the rim at any moment. You know that I am usually completely in favor of turns of events that seem like they could kill the contestants on this show, but even I just shook my head and muttered, "That is just too much." Laura of course thinks she's the greatest because she's not scared at all (and in fact wants to have sexual intercourse with the Macau Tower), and nails her shoot. Sophie is quite scared of the whole situation and cries a lot, but manages to pull through, pose well and not get blown off the building. Alisha also has a fear-of-heights related breakdown, which, I am sad to say, is one of two majors in the episode. Laura takes best photo at panel, while Alisha and Eboni land in the bottom two. Though it's Eboni who is eliminated, Alisha -- I think due to a combination of generally frayed nerves, almost being blown off a building, landing in the bottom two even when she thought she did well, and being annoyed to death by her itchy weave -- tells Tyra that she wants to leave. This doesn't save Eboni, but Alisha seems to think saving her soul is worth the defection.
Want more? The full recap starts right below!Previously: The models headed to Macau for their international tour of terror, and Queen Catherine was elegant, supreme and eliminated. Alisha was also in the bottom two for the umpteenth time, much to her chagrin. And now three British and two American bitches remain!
The B-roll for this episode begins with footage of some crazy person jumping off of a tall building, which we now know is a sign of deliciously traumatizing things to come! Just when you thought this show wouldn't know subtlety if it gave Tyra Banks a punch in the throat. The ladies return home from panel to see Laura's best-of-week silkworm photo displayed as digital art. This is Laura's second time receiving best photo, and while Sophie is happy for her and supportive, Laura thinks that Eboni and Alisha in particular are just waiting for her to fall. Well, after Laura flat out stated her dislike of Eboni, I can't be too upset if Eboni isn't happy on her behalf. Laura's best-of-week gift is just for her, which leads Eboni to wonder aloud if this is now becoming an individual competition. Newsflash, lady: it always was! Alisha tells us that Eboni is like a little sister to her, and she loves her. However, she thinks that Eboni needs to wake up. I mean, activate just ten brain cells and you'd have a radical improvement.
With only five girls left, Alisha tells us that things are getting intense and people, including herself, are getting catty. The first object of Alisha's cattiness is Laura, whom Alisha says is not her biggest competition. Unless it was an orgasm-having competition, in which Laura would absolutely be in contention. We rehash the enduring dislike between Laura and Eboni. Despite the fact that they had similarly rough backgrounds, Laura thinks that Eboni is a spoiled brat. As often happens, it's a little disappointing that the allegiances between the girls are so split along racial lines. Annaliese does seem to get along with everyone okay, thought that might be because the overpowering timbre of her voice wrangles them into submission. As Eboni recounts how far she's come in the competition and tells us that she and her pigtails are going to the top, we head to the ever-whack opening credits.
When we return, Alisha is talking about how much the bottom two doesn't scare her. She's been there three times! Who's scared? Not Alisha, that's for sure! It does make her sad, though, as evidenced by the sepia-toned falling tears in flashback. Alisha came in second on Cycle 6 of BNTM, and apparently was never in the bottom two. So, she didn't know what it felt like. Now, however, she knows. And it's annoying! It's pissing her off! But it doesn't SCARE her. Furthermore, Alisha says that she gives 200 percent at every photo shoot, and thinks that Sophie was the one who deserved to be in the bottom last time around. In the real world, says Alisha, she could take Sophie down as a model. But... wasn't she the one who told us that Sophie already has a contract with some sort of great agency? I mean, I love Alisha, but I think she's getting frustrated and desperate and a little crazy, which as we know is going to lead to great tragedy. Alas.
On Laura, Alisha says that she needs to be doing phone sex voice overs. Laura herself might kind of agree with this. Whatever! She loves sex! And talking about sex! And I'm sure it's not because she's looking for the attention and validation that she never got from her alcoholic parents! Alisha then tells us that Annaliese is a presenter, not a model. So, in summary, Alisha doesn't understand how, as the model with the longest legs and best body and, I would add, most interesting face, she hasn't been doing so well. I think it has something to do with the fact that either the photos she's taking or the photos of her that are being chosen are lacking in the "good" department. Poor Alisha. Annaliese, however, is doing great. She's steadily been going up in the competition, and being called second last week was a personal high. Lest you think that Alisha is the only one who can go on a shit-talking bender, Annaliese tells us that Alisha is up and down and overall deteriorating. It's not good.
There is Tyra Mail! "The world is your stage... Knock 'em dead! Fierce and love, Tyra." Everyone assumes it's going to be an acting challenge, but Alisha hopes that she's going to get the chance to knock someone out. She will, but sadly it won't be Laura. Speaking of Laura, as the girls are on the bus she ponders the following question aloud: "I wonder when I'll have sex again?" Sophie tells her that there is not going to be a challenge about having sex and Laura whines, "Why nooooooot?" I would love to see a challenge where the goal was for the models to seduce Miss J. And, like, if you could get Miss J. just to touch your lady parts voluntarily, you'd automatically win the whole competition. Poor Miss J. is probably glad he got fired before Tyra thought of this. Sophie says that the competition is getting very stressful, and is going to get down to the girls who want to fight for it. She tells us that she gave up her education, worked as a waitress while modeling, and also tried to get with her agency for seven years. She doesn't give up! Like some people might, sad foreboding foreshadowing.
The girls arrive in Hong Kong, which does look gorgeous and cool and futuristic, with crazy architecture that Laura thinks is very phallic. As Alisha says, "How can you live life like that? You walk on the street, you wanna hump a pole?" Laura would really clean up on a pole-humping challenge, too. The girls meet up with Miss J., who is wearing...kind of like a futuristic turquoise jumpsuit muumuu with matching headwrap? I don't know. Whatever it is, he's just relieved that no one is trying to get him to touch any lady parts. He tells the girls that Hong Kong is home to a thriving movie and music industry, and introduces them to hot young star Nicholas Tse. A couple of guys then come out of nowhere, and Nicholas is forced to take them and their shiny gold hoodies down via some fierce martial arts moves. Miss J. again goes on about how famous Nicholas is, noting that he has starred in movies such as New Police Story and The Stool Pigeon, for which he won some sort of award. Laura, of course, wants to bone him, and gets even hotter at the mention of the words "stool pigeon." Nicholas tells the girls that action is a combination of emotion, expression, devotion and coordination. And so is modeling! Today's challenge has something to do with acting, but primarily consists of a simple (for trained martial artists) but still challenging (for weakling models) fight scene. The winner will get to come back to Hong Kong to appear in Nicholas's music video.
Nicholas goes over the fight moves, which actually do seem to be pretty simple. Eboni took Tae Kwan Do in third grade, so clearly has the requisite experience to take this challenge. The models all get paired up with a stunt man to practice the fight scene, but since Laura had the best photo of the week she gets paired up with Nicholas Tse himself. You know how that's going to go. Annaliese, meanwhile, has a fierce upper cut. It might have something to do with her years of gymnastic training, if we are to believe her interview footage. Alisha, it turns out, is a kung fu movie enthusiast, and she tells us that she picked up the routine pretty quickly. Her facial expressions as she's knocking a dude out are pretty hilarious. Sophie, meanwhile, is from Oxford, where no one ever fights. She looks like a figure made of toothpicks, trying to take down a blood sausage. I suspect she is not going to win this challenge.
And then there's Laura. We hear Nicholas telling her that the sexiest part of the move involves throwing the hips in as she punches. And you know Laura perks up at the word "sexy." Her hair looks so whack now, I can't even tell you. She really must have some game if she's landing an international movie star while her dirty-ass hair is standing up in a frozen ponytail shape all on its own. She and Nicholas trade some sensual punches while engaging in eye-fuckery, and in an interview Laura giggles about how hot Nicholas is and tells us that she has a thing for Asian men. Yeah, but she also has a thing for poles on the street if Alisha is to be believed. Eboni weighs in by telling us that it wasn't fair for Laura to be paired with Nicholas, and Annaliese says that even though Laura is such a sexual person, her kung fu moves left something to be desired. The girls eventually practice their lines, to hilarious effect. Alisha doesn't think that any of them (herself excepted) can act, and really wants to prove that she can excel at this challenge, particularly after appearing thrice in the bottom two.
The girls then begin the challenge proper. Each model gets one practice round, and one real take. Nicholas tells us that he's looking for star quality and radiance on screen, and also sexy hip action. Eboni is up first, and though her acting is rather wooden, she does look good in the fight scene and she rips off her jacket at just the right time. This, however, will probably not compensate for the fact that she totally flubs her exit line. Alisha is , and while her line delivery is pretty solid and she throws in a little wink for extra excitement, she does look kind of crazy in the face while beating down a guy with her kung fu moves. Annaliese is , and uses that word "fan-dabby-dozey" again while explaining how awesome it would be to win this challenge. For that alone, she deserves to lose. I think she's the best actor of the bunch, but her fighting is very... enthusiastic. Then there's Laura. As will come as a surprise to no one, she's inspired by Angelina Jolie. She says that Angelina's hair is always whipping around sexily in her fight scenes, so that's what Laura plans to emulate. As she goes to beat up the dude, she pauses to remove her ponytail holder, which let me tell you is COMPLETELY natural. Because who doesn't want to take their hair down when they're kicking somebody's ass? It's really an advantage to have your vision compromised! And then the best part is that her hair is so dirty and stiff that it really doesn't even move! Hahaha. It's ridiculous, and also her line delivery is pretty weak. Finally, there's Sophie. Alisha puts it pretty succinctly when she says that Sophie is like a little fairy, so when she punches people it's as if glitter is coming out of her fists. If there's ever a Tinkerbell Gone Wild feature, she's a natural.
Nicholas gives each model a critique. He thought that Eboni taking off her jacket was smart and sexy. Alisha's wink was smart and classy. Annaliese was overpowering in her fight, and really looked like she knew what she was doing. Laura removing her ponytail holder showed that she was remembering her true self, and that she was in this challenge not to fight, but as a top model. Oh, come on. He really does just want to bone her. Sophie held on to Nicholas as they entered the scene, which was good. But the winner is Laura. She gives Nicholas a big hug, and humps his leg a little in her excitement. In response, he stares at her boobs as he congratulates her. And really, I do think that the fact that she got to practice with Nicholas gave her a huge advantage, as she got all that flirting/eye-fucking time in. I think it's hard for a horny international movie star to be objective in those circumstances. Alisha, of course, is royally pissed.
After a break, Laura is celebrating her challenge victory back at the house while everyone else stews about it. Sophie, who I think is less pissed than everyone else, "jokes" that Nicholas picked Laura at the winner because they were eye-sexing and he wants to penis-sex her when she comes back to Hong Kong to be in his video. As Alisha taps her weave, Laura says that she wouldn't mind having sex with Nicholas. Wouldn't mind! If his penis happened to fall into one of her orifices she WOULDN'T MIND. It wouldn't be that much of an inconvenience or anything. Eboni tells us that Laura admitted she didn't do the best on the challenge, which is like admitting that she seduced Nicholas. Laura says that sometimes it's the extra spark that will push you to the top. It's hard to tell whether she's talking about a personality spark, as in charisma, or physical chemistry spark, as in blow jobs. Eboni then busts out with the statement that Laura is sleeping her way to the top. Laura is really pissed about this, and I have to agree that it is a completely untrue statement, based on the fact that there really hasn't been anyone around for her to shtup. If Eboni had said that Laura WOULD sleep her way to the top if given the chance, the statement might have legs.
Twenty minutes later, Eboni is asleep and Laura's rage has had enough time to boil and bubble and demand a release. She storms back into the room and wants to take on anyone who thinks that she would actually fuck her way to the top. Eboni claims that she was just going along with what Sophie was saying, and Sophie admits that she probably should have stopped earlier even though she was clearly joking. Laura says that she has more self-respect than that, and it bugs her that anyone would ever think such a thing. Alisha asks us to pause for a second, and notes that Laura is a slag. Slag sounds so much better than slut, doesn't it? The Brits and their innate elegance! Annaliese points out that they still know Laura as the over-the-top sexual creature who has orgasms on shoots. It all smells a bit fishy to her. Pun intended, I think. Eboni non-apologizes that she's sorry if Laura was offended, and claims that wasn't her intent even though it obviously was. And my final word on the whole thing is that I think when Laura copiously sleeps with people, she doesn't do so with the idea of advancement in mind. So, she'd sleep with Nicholas whether or not she won the challenge. And while I'm certain that I would find Laura's constant sex-talk irritating, when it comes to the actual sex all I can say is go get 'em, girl, and use a condom. In other news, Eboni is sick of Laura attacking her all the time for no reason (and sometimes for a reason).
Tyra Mail! "Only the early risers make it to the top! Fierce and love, Tyra." This sounds like another challenge where the slags have an advantage! With that, it's 5:30 AM and a team of stylists enters the girls' home while they are sleeping. It's time to wake up! The girls go directly into hair and makeup, and then are bussed off to another location. Alisha notices that they are going in the direction of a building that looks suspiciously like the CN Tower in Toronto, and gets nervous about what this foretells. They meet Jay Manuel on the observation deck of what turns out to be the Macau Tower, and he gleefully reminds them how several of them are afraid of heights. They didn't have a photo shoot at the CN Tower, but they are going to be having one here, 764 feet off the ground. As it happens, the Macau tower is the home of the tallest bungee jump in the world. The girls will be in harnesses, having a photo shoot with Nigel out on the rim of the tower, in torrential rain and wind. As Sophie starts crying and I start cackling, we head to commercials.
When we return, Laura is of course thrilled about the impending photo shoot because jumping off of giant penises is one of her favorite things. Jay tells the girls to know that they're safe. And I mean, if I were in their shoes, I'd feel a little nervous about the whole thing but would probably be able to push through in nice, sunny, calm weather. But the rain! It looks so terrible, and like something that would prompt a cancellation in a real setting. But these girls have signed waivers, and I guess so does Nigel, so there's nothing to delay a brush with death. Sophie is up first, which is convenient since she is one of the girls most afraid of heights. Nigel tells the models that they're supposed to represent the strength and power of Macau, by being dressed up as cartoonish creatures and posing on the edge of a building in the rain. I mean, OBVIOUSLY.
A crying Sophie tells Nigel that she doesn't want to go first, and he in turn asks for a volunteer. Laura, of course, is ready. But then Sophie thinks about things for a little while and decides that 1) she wants to get it over with; 2) she doesn't want to give Laura an edge in the competition. Nigel assures her that with all the rain, nobody will see her tears anyway. Well, that's comforting. Sophie gets harnessed up, and a guide walks her out about ten feet onto the rim. And this rim -- which is sort of like a ring of Saturn in construction -- is not very wide. I feel like it would actually be possible for one of these skinny bitches to blow right off! And I imagine the whole thing would have to be extra slippery due to the rain. Nigel and Jay try to get Sophie to take her hands off of the harness that is attaching her to the rim's upper edge, and she will not. I do not blame her for that one. This shit is scary! And you know that I always want the models to have horrible things befall them, but not like this! Despite my bluster, a swinging pendulum on the runway is really all that I can handle. Alisha, meanwhile, is quite scared as well but is trying to play it cool because she knows how important this shoot is for her. Sophie is finally done, and sort of creeps into Nigel's waiting arms and just cries and cries. She then goes inside the Tower and cries some more. Some of that has to be relief that she's done.
Annaliese is , and clarifies for us that she's not scared of actual heights -- she's scared of FALLING from a height. So, standing almost 800 feet above the ground with wind and rain whipping at you is something that makes her a bit uneasy. She handles the whole thing like a pro, though, and Jay likes how she brought a little Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon to her poses. I am really amazed that she didn't get blown off the tower -- it's so gusty! Laura is , and is jumping up and down with excitement. You might think that this is just because she's a thrill seeker, but again it really has to do with the fact that she's a sex fiend. Eboni tells us that Laura is obviously attracted to Nigel, and sometimes her over-the-top actions are annoying. To wit, Laura is trying to hump the rim of the Macau Tower as part of her photo shoot. To her credit, she is REALLY close to the edge of that thing. Jay says that Laura is working his nervous because of her fabulousity. And you know, she's actually smart for sitting down, because I'd think that would make you feel a little more secure, if wet.
Eboni is , and also lowers her center of gravity for the shoot. She tells us again that she's proud of how far she's come, and we see Nigel tell her not to forget to smize. Eboni wants to prove that she can still make it and be successful, even though she and her family struggled. Her shoot seems to go relatively quickly. Laura tells us that Eboni isn't as strong as the others, and adds that she'd rather have a Brit win than Eboni win. Oh, what, they don't like each other? How did I miss that? Finally, there's Alisha. Poor, scared Alisha. Her tears get blown around in the rain as she slowly makes her way out on the rim. Annaliese tells us that she thought Alisha was a bit tougher than she's being now, and adds that although Alisha is one of the weaker models, she's gunning for it. Alisha takes a deep breath, puts a hand up in the air, and starts modeling. We hear Nigel tell her that what she's doing is beautiful and gorgeous, though I'm not sure if that's because she's actually doing well or just to make her feel more comfortable. Jay wants Alisha to put her chin down, because in every shot they're looking up her nose. Alisha is a bit confused, because she's been giving every photo shoot her all, but winding up with mediocre pictures. Nigel tells us that Alisha knew this was a make-it-or-break-it shoot, and looked quite determined. However, she's not letting herself be as beautiful as she can be. With this sad news, it's a wrap.
Back at the house, everyone is wiped out from the day's trauma. Eboni is a bit concerned, since even if she has a great photo today the judges might take into account her weaker performance in the past. Sophie is drained and traumatized, and figures that she'll be in the bottom two. She hopes at the least that the judges recognize her commitment. Alisha is exhausted, and has been exhausted for the last several photo shoots. This prompts Laura to complain that she's sick of hearing the other girls complain. This competition, she says, is about going through struggles and coming out on the other side, like the Inferno but more hellish. Meanwhile, Alisha confessionalizes in her robe that the photo shoot was horrible. It was so bad, in fact, that it's making her question if she wants to do modeling at all. I do wish she would make the distinction between actual modeling and... whatever this is. As she tells the others that she'd rather just get sent home than have to endure another bottom two, we cut to commercials.
When we return, it's panel time. There are prizes, there are judges. Nicholas Tse is the guest judge, which bodes well for Laura's chances. Although, Tyra apparently wants to bone him too, so maybe they'll have a kung-fu-off for his affections. Annaliese is up first for critique, and she lies that the photo shoot was actually fun. In the final picture, the girls' have had their harnesses airbrushed out, and Nigel commends Annaliese on using her harness to help get some hot archer poses. Cutrone is also a fan of the photo, saying that Annaliese looks like a warrior. And for Cutrone to have nothing negative to say about an Annaliese photo means that it's very good. Nicholas Tse thinks that the photo shows dominance without desperation, and Tyra thinks that it's good but a little tense in the nose. Overall, though, her critique is very positive.
Alisha is . Her pose is a bit odd, and Nigel says that they went with it because it's the most editorial. He thinks that Alisha did a good job, but could have been better. Tyra thinks that Annaliese looks like a Southern black lady heading to church in the '50s. At the same time, she finds it interesting, though she does wish the neck extension had been there. Cutrone thinks that Alisha looks like a supermodel in person, but it's still not coming through in her photos and that's a concern. Then there's Sophie, who admits to being petrified the whole time. Nigel agrees that Sophie was freaking out, but adds that she would have moments of calm when she'd pose and he could shoot, and as a result she got a decent photo. Nicholas is a big fan, though Cutrone isn't loving it and thinks she looks like a weathervane. Tyra gives some useless advice about modeling when you're scared that makes absolutely no sense. Shocker, I know.
Eboni is , and Nigel notes that she wasn't scared of the scenario and so had an opportunity to really rock her shot. Sadly, there were a lot of shots where her body was great but her face wasn't. Cutrone doesn't care for the photo either, and tells her that the proportion of her headpiece to her arm throws off the proportion of her dress. Nicholas likes it, because he likes everything with hot ladies. Tyra wishes that the shot had more tension, and adds that Eboni doesn't understand her angles. She has to learn that, because she winds up not looking like a model in the face. Finally we have Laura, in one of her seated poses. Cutrone loves the shot, and says that it's amazing and expansive. Nicholas likes Laura's face, but actually thinks that her legs look stumpy. Maybe he's saying this just to throw the judges off of the fact that he wants to bone her? Tyra says that the picture is beautiful, and adds that Laura DOES know her angles. Cue concerned look from Eboni.
The judges deliberate. Annaliese is a television hostess, but Cutrone still doesn't think she's a model. Nicholas could see her acting in a motion picture. Nigel compares Annaliese to Season Two's Mercedes, who went on to be quite a commercial success. He thinks that if you have the desire to win, you can produce fantastic pictures. Nigel paints Alisha as the girl who SHOULD be able to model, but can't. He doesn't think that she knows what she's doing, from H2T. Nicholas agrees that she has a lot of room to improve, and Cutrone says that there's nothing sadder than a six-foot size two girl who isn't photogenic. Tyra wonders what you do when you have one not-model who can model, and a model who can't model. That might not sound like it makes any sense, but you know what I mean. Cutrone is still not a fan of Sophie's shot, but Nicholas says that she's the most energetic and adorable of the five. Nigel says that Sophie was remarkable, but Cutrone argues that no one knows or cares what personal triumph she experienced to get a middling picture. Not content with the hating she's done so far, Cutrone has saved her harshest words for Eboni. She thinks that Eboni looks like a scarecrow and is lucky that a bird didn't land on her arm. Cutrone is lucky that a bird isn't constantly shitting on her face, as karma would dictate. Nigel thinks that Eboni is a stunning girl, but has zero personality. Where everyone else was either excited or terrified, Eboni was nothing. And then there's Laura. Cutrone melts like butter at her photo, and names one zillion designers who could use her picture. Nigel is a fan of Laura's, but says that probably the only reason she did better than everyone else is because she wasn't terrified. And with that, the judges have reached a decision.
Five girls stand before Tyra, but she only has four photos in her hands. And those photos represent the girls who are still in the running towards becoming America's Top Model. And the model who has best photo is Laura, for the second week in a row. Sophie is the runner up, despite the fact that nobody really seemed to like her photo. Was everyone else REALLY that bad? Annaliese? She is called third as Alisha starts crying. Yes, as expected Eboni and Alisha are in the bottom two. Tyra says that both girls have some of the highest potential in the competition. From week to week, the judges think that they're amazing in person. But then they're also disappointed from week to week when they see their photos. So who stays in the competition? Alisha does. Or, rather, she would have. She cries and says that she can't stay, because she doesn't want to take an opportunity away from Eboni or the other girls when she feels like she wants to get the hell out of Dodge. She'd rather walk away to get her spirit back and feel like Alisha again. She sobs and says that she doesn't want to appear ungrateful. Tyra, without even a thimble full of sympathy or any other sort of kind feeling, says that she doesn't think that Alisha is ungrateful. She adds that she can leave whenever she wants to, but Eboni will be leaving with her. And with that, Tyra gets a default double elimination.
Eboni tells us that she's had a lot more lows than highs when it's come to panel. She doesn't know if she'll stick to the 30-Never brand (OH GOD PLEASE DON'T) but will keep in mind all the advice she's gotten along the way. Tyra hugs Alisha and says that she has a ton of potential, but there's something mentally that's not connecting. A still-crying Alisha tells us that Britain's Top Model was hard, but this is harder, and she doesn't want to forget herself. She can't relate to the pictures of herself that have appeared at panel, and feels like they aren't really her. She's tried to be strong and appear happy, but right now she's just broken down and busted up and isn't going to take it anymore. Alisha's mom told her to come home if she lost her spirit, and Alisha has officially lost her spirit. Well, that was sincerely a stunner of an ending! I am quite sad, as Alisha was my favorite, but hopefully she's off modeling competently in a magical place where she doesn't have to deal with any Gamatronican bullshit.
week: Go-sees! And the girls pose in a life-sized perfume bottle that probably has the stink of Lisa D'Amato all up in it.