Life Is Overrated, And You'll Miss It

Dramatics, Your Honor - Jeffrey "Silas Botwin" Grant returns, much the worse for wear; Alicia runs circles around Nelson Dubeck.

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Don't Talk Too Loud

A Few Words - Alicia remembers joining LG while giving a keynote at the Bar Association, Elsbeth forms allegiances and Will gets the horns.

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One Hand Clapping

Parallel Construction, Bitches! - Everybody uses the NSA wiretaps against everybody else; a hobgoblin threatens everybody; everybody thinks everybody is lying; Marilyn is great.

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What Was in the Box

We, The Juries - Florrick, Agos, Lockhart and Gardner split up a case from the old days, while mistakes of Eli's recent past return to blow up everybody's future.

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The Privilege of Irony

Goliath & David - My anaconda don't want none unless you've procured a derivative copyright, son.

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When You're Weak

The Decision Tree - Alicia's too busy with a holiday officewarming to worry about Will Gardner coming apart at the seams.

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Call Me Mr. Feet

Whack-A-Mole - F/A and LG face off on their first real case, which could affect the final disposition of ChumHum's millions; Reddit misidentifies the Boston Bomber (basically); Jackie takes down a Supreme Court candidate, with extreme prejudice.

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An Airbag Saved My Life

The Next Month - Robyn Burdine powers up, Florrick/Agos moves in, and Marilyn Chambers stupidly involves herself in the Ugly Betty situation.

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Zach & Gracie Make A Porno

The Next Week - Will fails at being Alicia, who may be liable for about $6 million in old malpractice, but at least that one awful fourth-year is no longer a problem

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My Bloody Valentine

The Next Day - Alicia must contend with Diane's hurt feelings, Will's sex rages, Grace's nonsense, and a constantly barfing Marilyn "Mitch" Garbanza.

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Since The Night Matthew Ashbaugh Died

Hitting The Fan - Florrick/Agos finally pulls away from the mothership, leaving most people gasping for air and Peter's tumescent ego creeping out once again.

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As Cool As I Am

Outside The Bubble - Diane gets her happy ending; Lockhart/Gardner emphatically does not.

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Already Gone

A Precious Commodity - Alicia's inability to separate her marriage from her work life from this week's case forces a sudden moment of clarity; Diane and Will go to war.

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If Our World is Their Heaven

The Bit Bucket - Alicia and Cary manage to pull the NSA over on top of themselves, and the entire show, like it's a bookshelf and they are drunk.

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What We Need Right Now

Everything Is Ending - Peter's first week as Governor is every bit as eventful as the first week of Alicia's last weeks at L/G; David Lee and a robot lawyer also star.

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Clean

What's In The Box? - The new firm is go, with a surprising starter staff; the campaign ends in a not-so-Pyrrhic way; Jackie remains committed to her lifestyle choices.

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Giving Is Taking

A More Perfect Union - The admins at L/G stage a revolution, and Alicia learns some very ugly truths; Peter's campaign enters the home stretch; Kalinda gets serious.

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Look Me In The Eye & Tell Me

Rape: A Modern Perspective - Diane, Cary and Alicia all find themselves suddenly on the opposite side of the divide.

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Whistle & I Will Hear

The Wheels Of Justice - Robyn stretches her muscles; Cary gets a cramp; Colin Sweeney is gross and Diane's life shatters in radical new directions.

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Half A Love Story

Death Of A Client - John Noble gets murdered/is adorable; S4 Alicia and St. Alicia call a temporary cease-fire.

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Fake Palindromes

Invitation To an Inquest - Eli drops a dime on Jordan, Will and Alicia try to be friends, Kalinda impresses Robyn some more, and Cary's awful father's shenanigans actually end up helping him get Diane's attention.

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How Are You A Person?

Runnin' With The Devil - Kalinda gets a sidekick, good, and Alicia gets a sidekick, very bad, while Will and Diane -- for the first time on network television -- have a totally grownup fight, discuss it rationally, come to a compromise and put it behind them. You won't believe your eyes!

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The Peter Principle

Going For The Gold - Alicia deals with her new work situation, Laura Hellinger falls back into Will's life, and Jordan loses the battle for Peter's campaign... And his heart.

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My Brain On Thief

Red Team/Blue Team - A mock trial becomes a bloodthirsty metaphor for firm business; Eli Gold goes undercover in particularly Eli Gold fashion.

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The Goldilocks Zone

The Seven Day Rule - Neil Gross's prenup, religious pandering, and a sudden deluge of job offers sends Alicia right over the edge.

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Je Ne Regrette Rien

Je Ne Sais What? - Alicia invents the booty call, while Diane and Will go to bat for an even more flustered than usual Elsbeth Tascioni.

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West Nile Is Not Just A Virus In Egypt

Boom De Ya Da - While Canning's got Alicia stuck in a deposition that never happens, Hayden finally declares war on the partners.

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M/F/K

Battle Of The Proxies - The Florrick campaign hits a huge snag, Jackie has a secret, and Nick leaves town probably forever.

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Continental Breakfast Is Not Real Breakfast

A Defense Of Marriage - In a rare misstep, the show threatens -- and fails -- to figure this whole gay marriage deal out for us.

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The Other Grace

Here Comes The Judge - Cary is attacked; Grace is in love; Zach's on the campaign and Alicia and Kalinda are finally talking. Big week, altogether.

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Safe Harbor

Anatomy Of A Joke - Christina Ricci wanders into an unlikely role as an edgy standup, the appearance of Cary's awful father explains many things, and the Nathan Lane situation continues to deteriorate.

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The Captain & I

The Art Of War - Alicia's called once again into the topsy-turvy world of military justice; Hayden has a grumpy old day.

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Bleeding For Monsters

Waiting For The Knock - Alicia babysits Lemond Bishop while Kalinda cleans up several messes of her own; Maddie Hayward begins to have a personality.

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Retreat To Advance

Don't Haze Me, Bro - Jackie hits the campaign trail face-first; Cary meets his surprising new love interest.

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Can Everybody See That I'm On Fire?

Two Girls, One Code - A wild goose chase for a red herring leads Alicia to reconsider her stance on a few things, such as her entire marriage and like, life.

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Ladies & The Tiger

…And the Law Won - Kalinda tries to focus on work despite all manner of frosty distractions, while Alicia makes a strange new acquaintance.

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The Forfeiture Corridor

I Fought The Law… - Zach and Alicia take on a neighboring county's State's Attorney, until Peter steps in; Kalinda's finally revealed husband is ... a lot to deal with.

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Goodbye Kalinda Sharma

The Dream Team - History comes calling for everyone eventually, from Kalinda and Alicia to the very foundations of Lockhart/Gardner itself.

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The People Who Judge

The Penalty Box - Cary finally comes home -- and then, so does Alicia.

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The Alford Doctrine

Pants On Fire - Alicia makes a decision that is either surprising or inescapable; Eli makes a choice between evils.

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See Me Bare My Teeth For You

Blue Ribbon Panel - Alicia declares war on everybody at the same time, and it's amazing.

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Nice Between Women

Gloves Come Off - Diane weathers a man deluge while Alicia thinks about her options, both professional and personal.

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As Cool As I Am

Long Way Home - Complications in the ongoing trainwreck that is Colin Sweeney -- and her relationship with Caitlin -- cause Alicia to reevaluate a lot of her stuff. Oh, and another storyline about blowjobs.

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Sisters And Bothers

After The Fall - Less than a week into Will's sabbatical, everything goes bonkers at both the SA and the former L/G.

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Here I Go Again

Live From Damascus - Will takes a hiatus after Wendy's latest attack; drama in the SA's office; more Faceboogle tech firm fisticuffs.

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Will v. Grace

Another Ham Sandwich - The show tops itself, putting an end to the grand jury investigation and several other rivalries and starting up a whole new fight with Amy Sedaris.

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Looking For Mr. Bitcoin

Bitcoin For Dummies - Kalinda's loyalties are tested as the State's Attorney finally makes their move.

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Cary, Get Out Your Cane

Alienation Of Affection - A paperwork mixup leads Alicia into the kind of ethical murkiness that only Alicia could manage to get out of a paperwork mixup; Will's indictment.

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More Than A Woman

What Went Wrong - Wendy pulls some stunning moves, and Kalinda goes to jail.

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The God Of Small Things

Parenting Made Easy - An emergency shuffles several key relationships, while Caitlin's first arbitration pits Alicia against Martha and Michael J. Fox.

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I Am Not The Cheese

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot - Eli loses Cheese, Diane lays down the law, and Alicia gets a lesson in applied feminism.

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Nothing Is Very Clean

Death Row Tip - A Death Row inmate, sex with Santa Claus, and post-traumatic hookups.

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Look At All This Paper!

Executive Order 13224 - Alicia takes on Bob Balaban single-handed while Will has hilarious showdowns with both Peter and Cary. Also: Dana's fate revealed!

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Emotion To Suppress

Affairs of State - Cary gets a promotion, Caitlin works her first case, and Will continues trying way too hard.

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True South

Marthas & Caitlins - Colin Sweeney returns, risking life and limb for Celeste's last class-action suit; the scintillating tutoring storyline continues; Kalinda gets a shock.

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Feeding The Rat

Feeding The Rat - As Will's being tempted by Celeste's total insanity, Eli and Kalinda discuss the future and Diane has some violently strong, yet completely contradictory feelings about some fiscal matters.

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Arguments with Gravity

Get A Room - Eli and Diane have a pissing contest over cheese, while Will and Alicia spend the weekend with a fierce new opponent.

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Cold Equations

The Death Zone - Diane rethinks Alicia's career after some Peter sabotage; Eli and Kalinda have a meeting of the minds.

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Find The Lady

The New Day - We line up the chess pieces for this season's game of Florrick v. Florrick, and a needlessly complex case shows all the pieces in action.

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