Episode Report Card Demian: A | 210 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Big Gay Chris Went To 2026, And All I Got Was This Lousy Headache
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 10 | Aired on 2003.11.23
Somewhere else, a short-haired blonde who bears a disturbing resemblance to a much younger Carol Burnett eases open her apartment's door to find Raige and Piper smirking at her from the hall. "How's it going?" Piper grins. "Can I help you?" Carol wonders, a bit befuddled. Raige lies that they just moved to the city from out of state, and they wanted to meet their new neighbors. Politely playing along while clearly not caring, Carol's all, "Really? From where?" "Phoenix!" Piper practically shouts. Carol's eyes widen just a bit, but she quickly recovers her composure and steps aside to invite them in. Once they've crossed the threshold, Carol shuts and locks the door. As the Glamorous Ladies admire Carol's pad, an obnoxious five-year-old girl trips in to tug on Carol's sleeve and nag her about something entirely unimportant. While Carol deals with her daughter, "Bianca," Piper and Raige catch sight of the wishbone tattoo on the kid's forearm. Carol hustles the brat into her bedroom as Raige gulps, "Now what?" Carol answers this by conjuring a Flaming Ball Of Death she quickly hurls at the two intruders. Piper shoves Raige out of the way, and the FBOD flies past to vanquish a tchotchke on the coffee table. Carol prepares another FBOD, but Piper unleashes her Hands Of Discontent, and the blonde explodes into a million tiny shards. The nosy Ps scoot across the room to barge into Bianca's bedroom, and slam through the door in time to witness Carol's rematerialization. Said rematerializing, by the way, resembles a cloud of variably-shaded puzzle pieces knitting themselves together into Carol form. Moderately cool effect. Carol scoops Bianca up into her arms and squiggles out. "They can reform?" Raige gapes. "Apparently," Piper bleats. "Which means the one that attacked Chris can, too." Can and did, sweetpea. You might want to pay attention to your own goddamned pre-credits sequence every now and then.