Episode Report Card Demian: A | 210 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Big Gay Chris Went To 2026, And All I Got Was This Lousy Headache
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 10 | Aired on 2003.11.23
Down on the second floor, Big Gay Chris passes by the open door to the Bridal Boudoir and spots The Doltine Psycho in his product-placed playpen. A wild pack of ominous strings attacks the soundtrack as Big Chris leans against the doorframe to stare down the murderous infant. "If I can't save you," he warns as the sociopath totally ignores him, "I swear to God I'll stop you." Chris swivels out of sight as the creepy little freak turns his head to watch his younger brother disappear.
Later that evening, the ladies assemble at the dining room table for a chat. Long story short, Piper urges Raige to move into Castle Montanague and tells Phoebe to spend a couple of months in Hong Kong with Chronic to see if things work out. "We can't leave you alone," Phoebe argues. "We have to stick together." "You can't keep sacrificing your lives forever," Piper counters. "Mom did that, Grams did it, and even Prue, and look what happened to them." Um, Grams dropped dead of a heart attack because Phoebe was, and always has been, and irksome bitch, Piper, but aside from that, I suppose you have a point. "It's not a legacy I want us to inherit," she finishes. Should the separation not work out, well, they'll fall off that bridge when they get to it. In the meantime, Piper's certain she's making the right decision. First Phoebe, then Raige, grasps hold of Piper's hands, and the shot cross-fades from Piper's contemplative face to a wide-angle from far down the main hall. The camera pulls back still further as we slowly fade to black.
Next week: Nothing! Hooray! And the week after that? Still nothing! Whee! And then it's back to the goddamned Manor on the fourteenth for one more dose of this bullshit before we all break for the holidays. The WB can kiss my ass.