Episode Report Card Demian: A | 210 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Big Gay Chris Went To 2026, And All I Got Was This Lousy Headache
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 10 | Aired on 2003.11.23
Out in the alleyway behind the bar, the wraithlike twist of smoke swirls in above the asphalt, picking up speed as it draws in the various LesBianca shards remaining from the supposed vanquish. LesBianca herself presently reforms from the feet up and flips her hair around to toss a sullen glare at the building before stalking off a few paces and squiggling her way into the opening credits.
Attic. Raige flips to the inky representation of some goateed demonic force in the Book of Shadows, and asks Piper if the guy's tattoo resembles the one she spotted on LesBianca's arm. "No," Piper replies as she crosses to curl up on the divan next to Phoebe. "It looked more like a bird." Raige pffts, "So you're saying maybe the Audubon Society sent the demon after us?" "Just keep looking," Piper wearily replies. Big Gay Chris, rather shiftily pacing on the carpet, insists he's fine. From his perch on a nearby table, the Dolt muses that LesBianca might actually be a Darklighter. Phoebe dimly blurts that nothing else would be after a Whitelighter like her nephew, and Big Chris for his part again vows he's fine as he paces off the carpet and onto this evening's Conveniently Squeaky Floorboard Of Massive Contrivance. The Dolt suspiciously asks his younger son how LesBianca got close enough to ram her fist through his breastbone if he honestly had never met her before. Avoiding the issue, Big Chris points to The Conveniently Squeaky Floorboard Of Massive Contrivance and suggests, "You really ought to fix that, you know?" "C'mon," the Dolt squints, "who's after you?" "Maybe she was after them," Big Chris evasively snots, hiking a thumb at the Glamorous Ladies. "Kinda makes sense," Raige shrugs. "Finally!" Big Chris shouts, gesturing widely with his arms in his aunt's general direction. "Somebody's listening to me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some work to take care of."