Episode Report Card Erin: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Get it on. Bang a Vaughn. Get it on.
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 12 | Aired on 01.11.2003
Back in the restaurant, the lovers (not the lover's, as ABC's band of monkeys suggested in their promo) are finishing off the wine. Syd says something about playing pool. Vaughn says they should play sometime. They look at each other searchingly. Just then, the owner arrives, and because it's late, and because they've had lots of wine, and because the writers couldn't think of any other way to get these two into a room together naked, the owner gives them a complimentary key to a room in the inn upstairs, which he conveniently owns.
Vaughn grabs the bill, with the sex key laid upon it, and looks at Syd. "Did you ask him to do that?" he asks. She looks off to the bar in search of a way out of the impending hot sex that is bound to happen if she and Vaughn enter a hotel room together, and says, "There are so many issues with this, I don't know where to begin." Vaughn's all, hold on a sex -- I mean, "sec." "I think we should keep an open mind about this." Syd's all, an open mind? How's Alice, by the way? I miss her so...Vaughn's all, it would be rude to overlook such a generous offer without proper consideration. Syd's all, okay, if that makes it easier for you to sleep at night. Vaughn's all, okay then. Syd's all, okay then, BUT there are still issues. Vaughn's all, totally. I'm clear on the issues. Does that mean we can go have hot monkey sex now? And there are burning looks. And burning looks. AND BURNING LOOKS. Until, finally, Syd says, "Okay." And it looks like they're off to The Room Of Sex And Consequences.
Unfortunately for all of us, at that same moment, Agent Sean's overseeing the manufacturing of the fake gyroscope when a call comes in from Cute Tech Guy Rick, who informs Agent Sean that someone's onto Vaughn. Agent Sean immediately gets on the headset, trying to contact Vaughn. Unfortunately, because Agent Sean's been through a near-death experience, he doesn't remember that Vaughn's removed his earpiece and is currently trying to get himself a piece of Sydney pie. He ditches the headphone idea and screams at someone to get him the name of the restaurant where they're having dinner.
Meanwhile, Syd and Vaughn are thisclose to heading upstairs and making the beast with two backs. The owner shows up with a phone call for Vaughn. It's Agent Sean. "You've been made! Get out of there now!" Just then, Vaughn sees Bald Guy coming through the door. "Syd, behind you!" Syd spins and flings an ashtray or a dish or something toward the door and then ducks down. Blond Mullet starts shooting with his machine gun -- quite a lot of bullet-power for just taking out two people, by the way -- and Vaughn takes a couple of shots and then dives behind the bar.
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