Episode Report Card Erin: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Get it on. Bang a Vaughn. Get it on.
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 12 | Aired on 01.11.2003
So, it's no surprise that, when Vaughn says, "I mean, we're gonna be together anyway, why can't we be eating? Aren't you hungry?" Syd says, "Yeah, I'm hungry," and then turns to look off into the distance of the French Oops Center in search of a shroud to hide her blush and her grin and her overall ENJOYMENT of this moment. She kind of looks down at her bag and Vaughn kind of ducks his head at the same time, trying to figure out what signal she's going to give as her go-ahead that this date is gonna happen. Finally, she just looks right at him and says, "Let's do it."
And millions of avid female watchers everywhere breathe a collective "FINALLY!"
Vaughn produces the most relieved and fantastically gorgeous smile I've ever seen, Syd kind of nods in agreement at the relief and acknowledgement of the fantastically gorgeous smile, and then she announces that she's going to go and change. Vaughn's all, good idea. Because I was thinking of taking you to a place that DOESN'T serve raw meat on a stick. She leaves, and Agent Sean walks up. "And?" he says expectantly. Vaughn sheepishly responds, "We're goin' to dinner." "Hooo!" says Agent Sean, revealing his version of the cabbage patch. Vaughn's suddenly all business, however, and tells Agent Sean that he's going to keep his comm channel open and that he wants Sean to monitor the RF frequency. Agent Sean's all, yeah, whatever, Love Buckets. In exchange, I'll take an éclair. Vaughn's all, dude? I'm serious here. Agent Sean's all, yeah. If they're small, gimme TEN, okay?
Hell-Lay. Face Doneaway's Office Of OH MY GOD WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HER FACE? Some lackey enters and informs her that Sydney's just left the airport with a man. A MAN. Face Doneaway's all, a MAN? That little bitch! And she's got my FACE! What man? Lackey's all, I dunno, but it ain't Dixon. Oh, and your left eye just shriveled up and popped out onto your PDA, dude. Gross. Face Doneaway's all, okay...uh...lemme find it...oh, hell. Just find out who the man is, okay? And while you're at it, call Dr. Ernest Menville! I wanna have some WORDS with him! This face was supposed to last at LEAST two more weeks!
Nice. The Romantic Restaurant Of Living Dangerously. Vaughn and Syd enter, trailing behind the owner. The owner asks if they're staying in town, and Vaughn responds, in French, that they're going to L'Avignon because his mom was born there or something. Who gives a shit WHAT he says? VARTAN'S SPEAKING FRENCH. Sigh. There's just nothing quite like it. I guess the real question is, can Michael Vartan GET any hotter? I really don't think it's humanly possible.
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