Episode Report Card Erin: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Get it on. Bang a Vaughn. Get it on.
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 12 | Aired on 01.11.2003
Mama Hari's Den Of Delights. "And have they recovered the cash?" asks Irina, to whom Jack's obviously been telling his tale. "Not yet," he grits. Irina's all, and Uncle Arvin never questioned why you bolted? Jack's all, nah, he realized Face was on a witch hunt and that running was a valid option. "In fact, he's taking a week off and leaving me in charge while he's gone." He looks mildly amused at this prospect. "Thank you for everything," he says begrudgingly. She smiles softly at him. "There is one thing that strikes me as odd," says Irina. Jack raises his eyebrows and, for a moment, looks very much like his daughter. It's pretty weird. You know. Because they're not REALLY related and all? Yeah. Anyway. Jack raises his eyebrows and says, "Yes. Me too." "You said Sloane requested Kane to investigate," she says. "The one person who had an apparent motive for blackmail," he says. "Someone easy to frame." They both come to the same conclusion at the same moment, and that electric current of energy runs between them, hinting at the kind of passion and intellectual stimulation that these two might have had in their marriage. Sigh. They have to get Lena Olin out of that damn box and into Jack's bed. NOW. Or not. I could totally see myself passing out from the shock of it.
Subbasement Of Dreams And Desires. Syd's pacing back and forth, wondering if her hair looks okay or if she wore the right shoes or if maybe, just maybe, she bends over to pick up her watch that accidentally-on-purpose sort of just kind of falls on the floor, Vaughn will grab her from behind and --
Ahem.
Vaughn enters, and Syd asks what Kendall said. Vaughn's all, he told me about your dad, but he didn't mention anything about our date, if that's what you're wondering. Syd's all, have you written your debrief yet? Vaughn's all, no, not yet. "If I tell the truth," he says earnestly, "at the least, they'll remove me as your case officer. Despite what we did, how stupid we were, I know we do good work. We need to stay together." "I agree," says Syd, making us think that she's agreeing to the "stay together" part. But then she says, "We do good work." Aw. But you should stay together too! Preferably naked!
Syd then takes something out of her pocket. It's the gyroscope. Vaughn's all, what the? Syd's all, SD-6 was in such a state over the whole Face situation, it was pretty damn clear that no one was going to be asking questions about the dead guys in France, so, like, I gave SD-6 the counterfeit. We win. Yay us! And then Vaughn smiles at her with this look of total and complete admiration that's about a billion times hotter than any pelvis-grinding scenario.
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