Episode Report Card Erin: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Get it on. Bang a Vaughn. Get it on.
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 12 | Aired on 01.11.2003
Jack gets up to leave. "When I was your wife," says Irina, stopping Jack cold. He stares down at her. She continues, "I would meet my case officer in his hotel room." Jack continues to stare at her, conflicting emotions running across his eyebrows. "I suggest you find out where Briault stayed. And pull the hotel security footage." And then she looks at him with an expression that pretty much says, "Yeah, I fucked you over. But I'm trying to help you out now BECAUSE I fucked you over. And by the way, I'm not HAPPY that I fucked you over. I just did it because, well, because..." And Jack's responding facial expression suggests, "Wow. I just sat here with you, poring over this shit, working together with you, just like we used to, and now you have to remind me of what a scary bitch you are and how much I actually love you, even though I hate you. Thanks for that, by the way."
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why these two actors should be nominated for EVERY AWARD KNOWN TO MAN.
That is all.
Jack storms out, leaving Irina to shove her hair behind her ears and look after him in a thoughtful and not entirely unlustful manner.
Speaking of lust, Vaughn and Syd are enjoying their evening out as a bald guy enters the restaurant and quite clearly takes a shot of them via his wristwatch/digital camera. Syd's all, so I heard you on the phone with base ops. Your code name is "Boy Scout"? What is THAT all about? Vaughn smiles, totally disarmed, and explains something about his clandestine service training. Agent Sean comes on the line all, dude? This story SUCKS. Tell her she's pretty! Or at least tell her a story that DOESN'T SUCK. Vaughn responds by taking his earpiece out and setting it on the table. "Sorry," he says to Syd, with a totally adorable sideswiping grin.
At the same time, Bald Guy and his compatriot, Blond Mullet Guy, are checking into Vaughn's history via a computer. Baldy's all, he's not SD-6. Blond Mullet's all, who cares? Let's get back to that hot guy and that hot girl and the impending hotness that is bound to ensue from them just being together. Back with Syd and Vaughn, Vaughn's suddenly turned into a weird stalker guy because he asks about Syd's pets. Syd's all, the hell? My PETS? Tell me I'm pretty, goddammit! Then we're back with Baldy and Mullet as they keep searching and come up with a match. Michael Vaughn. Complete with library card and identification as an employee at the Department of State. Okay, like, "Department of State" is practically a RED FLAG for CIA, all right? And yeah, you'd think they could come up with something better than Department of State if he's working with something as sensitive as SD-6, right? Like, make him a fucking analyst at the IRS or an advertising exec or something, okay? These idiots in the car right outside the restaurant made Vaughn as CIA just as soon as "Department of State" rode across their screen!
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