Episode Report Card Erin: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Get it on. Bang a Vaughn. Get it on.
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 12 | Aired on 01.11.2003
Syd looks remarkably hot (and remarkably like a young Jackie Kennedy) in her sunglasses, dudes. Seriously. Also seriously, some random CIA dude comes on the line and announces to Syd that she has a couple cars on her tail. Syd picks up speed, and Random CIA Dude gives her driving instructions to her getaway vehicle as Spy Daddy and Syd keep harping at each other.
"How long have you known about this?" snaps Syd. "I didn't tell you because it didn't concern you!" he snaps back. Squeal. Screech. Crash. Syd's all, uh, if the Alliance thinks you're lying to them, they're gonna off you, dude! That SORT OF concerns me! Jack's all, yadda yadda yadda, sweetheart. I'm a wee bit more concerned with THEM suspecting YOU as my accomplice! "That's why I kept you out of it," he grits. Squeal. Screech. Crash. Syd gets her final instructions from Random CIA Dude to hard left it and left it again and her transport, a big ol' empty truck with a ramp, will be right there. She peels around the corner, peels again, and safely hooks them up in the waiting truck. As the chasers come around the corner, the truck starts to drive away with the ramp lifting up, hiding the car. They're home free. ["And then April comes over in one of her skintight jumpsuits and starts tinkering with Kitt's…oh, wait, wrong show." -- Sars]
By the way, production team? You might have wanted to double-check the street before you re-shot the "car peeling 'round the corner" segment. The skid marks from the first, second, and third times you shot the scene were still glaringly apparent the fourth time around. You know. In case you were wondering whether or not we paid attention to that shit.
Oops Center. Jack and Syd walk down the hall as Jack completely recaps Sloane's situation with the Alliance. You know. For those of us that DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THAT SHIT. As Victor Garber regurgitates the entire "Is She Dead/Isn't She Dead" Auntie Em storyline, we're treated to some flashback shots, including, but not limited to, Auntie Em drinking the "poisoned" wine, Half-Naked Uncle Arvin in the bathroom contemplating the amazing mysterious self-conjuring glass of wine, and Uncle Arvin opening up the box with Auntie Em's finger in it.
Seriously, it's all in there. The entire segment takes little more than a minute and a half, but to recap it? Well, that would take probably a whole page, and really, I'm just not up to it. The last recap was longer than the first half of my imaginary never-to-be-completed novel, and I'm trying to avoid having to do THAT all over again. Don't know what's going on? Really? Read the recaps. That's what they're there for, dudes.
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