Historical Archive Notice
Reconstructed from archived web captures of Television Without Pity (c. 1998-2014) and Brilliant But Cancelled. Content reflects opinions and commentary as originally published.
Gossip Girl
Season 1
- S01E01: Chivalry Is Dead But You're Still Kinda Cute by Jacob Clifton
- S01E02: Take Your Broke Ass Home! by Jacob Clifton
- S01E03: For "College Of Choice," You Put "Ninja"? by Jacob Clifton
- S01E06: V For Vendetta by Jacob Clifton
- S01E08: In Which Alliances Are Declared, And Dalliances Aired by Jacob Clifton
- S01E18: Don't You Forget About Me by Jacob Clifton
Season 2
- S02E01: I Don't Want To Get Over You by Jacob Clifton
- S02E02: The Discreet Charming Of The Bourgeoisie by Jacob Clifton
- S02E03: Hareton Earnshaw Will Have His Revenge! by Jacob Clifton
- S02E04: Cansei de Ser Stupid by Jacob Clifton
- S02E05: The Serena Also Rises by Jacob Clifton
- S02E06: Love In The Time Of College Applications by Jacob Clifton
- S02E07: One Week Of Danger by Jacob Clifton
- S02E08: UES Artistes by Jacob Clifton
- S02E09: Kenley Ruins Everything by Jacob Clifton
- S02E10: Agnes Troublé! by Jacob Clifton
- S02E11: Thank You For Not Letting Me Be Myself Again by Jacob Clifton
- S02E12: Clone High by Jacob Clifton
- S02E14: Where In The Hell Is Chuck Bass? San Diego? by Jacob Clifton
- S02E15: The Son That Went Missing by Jacob Clifton
- S02E16: Tantrum Of The Opera by Jacob Clifton
- S02E17: Billy Subs In For Jeff & Bil! by Jacob Clifton
- S02E18: The Candle & The Mirror by Jacob Clifton
- S02E19: Fated To Pretend by Jacob Clifton
- S02E20: It's My Party & I'll Roam If I Want To by Jacob Clifton
- S02E21: Your Brain In Spain, Or: Pesach Shellshock by Jacob Clifton
- S02E22: Fever Started Long Ago by Jacob Clifton
- S02E23: Perfect From Now On by Jacob Clifton
- S02E24: Your Money Or Your Life by Jacob Clifton
- S02E25: What New York Used To Be by Jacob Clifton
Season 3
- S03E01: A Rider Like My Father by Jacob Clifton
- S03E02: We Have Always Lived in the Palace by Jacob Clifton
- S03E06: All The Boys Think She's A Spy by Jacob Clifton
- S03E07: Raised On Robbery by Jacob Clifton
- S03E08: Truth Even Unto Its Innermost Parts by Jacob Clifton
- S03E10: The Infernal Desire Machines Of Paul Hoffman by Jacob Clifton
- S03E11: I'm Secretly On Your Side by Jacob Clifton
- S03E12: You Be Him + I'll Be Her by Jacob Clifton
- S03E13: Bet They Collect Things, Like Ashtrays & Art by Jacob Clifton
- S03E14: At Least We Burn Trying by Jacob Clifton
- S03E15: When Concubine Met Catamite by Jacob Clifton
- S03E16: The Old Ultraviolence by Jacob Clifton
- S03E19: The Year Of Magical Thinking by Jacob Clifton
- S03E21: L.Y.L.A.W.T.F. by Jacob Clifton
- S03E22: Jenny, King Of The Pirates by Jacob Clifton
Season 4
- S04E03: Pieces Of Jennifer's Body by Jacob Clifton
- S04E04: Gravity Always Wins by Jacob Clifton
- S04E05: The Dandy Frightening The Squatter by Jacob Clifton
- S04E06: to wound the autumnal city. by Jacob Clifton
- S04E08: Brooklyn Without Limits, Or: Arendt You Glad You Odile? by Jacob Clifton
- S04E09: Serena to the Infinite Power by Jacob Clifton
- S04E10: If I Ever Feel Better by Jacob Clifton
- S04E11: Pictures From an Institution, Or: The Bulls of Bendy Law by Jacob Clifton
- S04E12: The Temper Trap by Jacob Clifton
- S04E13: Fever Started Long Ago by Jacob Clifton
- S04E14: Imperial Bedrooms by Jacob Clifton
- S04E15: Blue Valentines by Jacob Clifton
- S04E16: The Time To Make Up Your Mind About People by Jacob Clifton
- S04E18: Through Every Open Door by Jacob Clifton
- S04E19: Blush & Bashful, Or: Game Of Scones by Jacob Clifton
- S04E20: Bad Charlotte by Jacob Clifton
- S04E21: French Negation, Or: The Jack/Russell Terreur by Jacob Clifton
- S04E22: The Roaring Besides Her by Jacob Clifton
Season 5
- S05E01: The World Was A Mess, But His Hair Was Perfect by Jacob Clifton
- S05E02: Beatrix Slaughter by Jacob Clifton
- S05E05: Exploitation Of Neighbors by Jacob Clifton
- S05E07: When The Hurley-Burley's Done by Jacob Clifton
- S05E08: Hung Up On Somebody That You Used by Jacob Clifton
- S05E09: It's A Fire by Jacob Clifton
- S05E13: Sale Of The Century by Jacob Clifton
- S05E18: Elevator Love Song by Jacob Clifton
- S05E20: A Generous Serving by Jacob Clifton
- S05E21: If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet by Jacob Clifton
- S05E23: The Downside To Relevance by Jacob Clifton
- S05E24: Fallout Girl by Jacob Clifton
Season 6
- S06E01: Hobo Humpin' Upstate Babe by Jacob Clifton
- S06E02: Everything Was Beautiful & Nothing Hurt by Jacob Clifton
- S06E05: Dressing Up & Dressing Down by Jacob Clifton
- S06E06: Spectrum Und Drang by Jacob Clifton
- S06E07: Our Time Is Running Out by Jacob Clifton
- S06E08: You're More Than In My Head by Jacob Clifton
- S06E10: Something About Survival by Jacob Clifton