Episode Report Card Erin: F | 1 USERS: C- YOU GRADE IT Did I mention the ass?
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 13 | Aired on 02.14.2004
Apparently, the green goo gives Sloane awesome powers of staring, because when we return from commercial, he's just sitting at his table, looking at Dr. Nancy, who's sitting opposite him, wondering what in the hell she's doing there. This is yet another scene that does absolutely nothing for me. Sloane slimily tries to tell Dr. Nancy that she's more attractive than he thought she'd be, which, considering the current state of her hair, is more of a compliment than she's likely to get from any other green-goo-injecting creepazoid on the planet. Sloane rattles off Dr. Nancy's psychology credentials. Dr. Nancy responds by blah blahing something about serving her country and how intelligence people have to compartmentalize shit and grapple with some heavy other shit and zzzzzzzz...
Blah blah blah, Sloane wants to talk about Jack and Sydney. Bling blam blooey, Dr. Nancy won't discuss other patients. Ding dong ditchum, but how can Sloane be honest if they can't talk about the two most important people in his life? Clip clap cloppem, Sloane is free to talk about them, but Dr. Nancy isn't. Sloane looks like he's just about to spill out, "SYDNEY BRISTOW IS MY LOVE CHILD," but at the last minute he decides against it and gets up, apologizing to Dr. Nancy for her having to come such a long distance for nothing. Dr. Nancy's all, oh, please! I was just the next soundstage over! No biggie! And I can stay as long as it takes! Sloane's all, yeah, yeah, yeah, here's a buck. Go buy yourself some paper, an envelope, and a stamp, write a letter, and mail it to someone who gives a shit, okay? I'm not talkin'. Dr. Nancy's all, oh, fine, then. I'll be in Zurich for two more days if you change your mind. Or, you know, if you want to sleep with me or something. We CIA psychologists don't get a lot of play.
Conference Room of Endless Expositions. Dixon tells the troops that two Covenant cell leaders are dead. Syd surmises that the Covenant must know they're after the Doleac Agenda, and are killing off the leaders before the CIA can get to them. Wrong, Syd. But nice try. Hey, here comes Marshall for another round of unwarranted comic relief that no one asked for. Hi, Marshall! He's concerned that they're moving up the timetable on the revisiting of the Chamonix chalet. See, the override of the lethal response system isn't ready yet, and Marshall needs another six hours to get it ready. Dix asks if it can be used remotely or something. Marshall seems to think it can, but someone will have to set up azzzzzzz...