Episode Report Card Erin: F | 1 USERS: C- YOU GRADE IT Did I mention the ass?
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 13 | Aired on 02.14.2004
QT's all, oh, glad to hear you like each other, dude. Because you two are gonna continue to work together. In fact, you're gonna be heading up our new North American cell. "That sounds..." says Sark, making a resigned pucker with his lips. "Just about right." "You're cockier than I am," says QT. "I love that about you." Hee. He said "cockier." Oh, please. Like YOU didn't giggle at that! Give me at least a LITTLE joy in this episode! PLEASE!
With Sark in place, QT takes Lauren aside for a little one-on-one. He informs her that she's still supposed to maintain her cover at the CIA and as Vaughn's wife. That being said, maybe she should put an end to her husband's "extracurricular sextivities." Oh, HEE. DAMMIT! (If you'd like, you can feel free to picture me ripping my hair out at this precise moment. Because that's what I'm doing. I wish I were kidding.) QT hands Lauren a picture of what is obviously Vaughn and Syd making out. Man. They even have cameras in dirty North Korean prison cells? They're ADVANCED, dude. Lauren looks at the picture and gets this really perturbed expression on her face, like she's just gotten a whiff of some really ripe limburger and she's lactose intolerant.
Oops Center. Syd's at some random desk, futzing around with a CD-ROM. Lauren walks over, and it would appear that she's sent her eeeeevil eyeliner to the movies or something because the Evil Eyes of Wrongdoing are not present and accounted for. Instead, we're back to doe-eyed Lauren and her Lip Gloss of Lameness. Syd tries to make small talk about Marshall's baby, but Lauren's having none of it. "I see what's going on between you and Michael, so let me be clear. Stay the hell away from my husband." She walks off. Syd just looks after her, wondering if it's too late to go back to Vaughn with an addendum to that whole "I won't be the other woman" crap she was spouting on the plane.
Next on Alias: Another three-week hiatus. Yeah. Uh-huh. Because the last couple of hiatuses worked so well. Keep in mind, people, that although I thought this episode sucked, a sucky episode of Alias is ten times better than even the BEST episode of Fear Factor. So just rest your pretty heads on that, okay?