Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 60 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Smartest Guy In The Room
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 17 | Aired on 01.28.2014
Andrew: "I don't know, like seven? Anyway, about science..."Spencer: "Andrew, I did not ask you here to study. I've been watching you."
Andrew: "Are we going to take our clothes off again?"
(Spencer you know what you have to do.)
Spencer: "You're not Mona, you can't just be Decathlon Captain and also a starting forward [sports?] and also summa. Time to share."
Andrew: "Why Miss Hastings, I do declare."
Spencer: "Give me drugs."
Andrew: "I actually have a legit rx. I'm not one of your... I'm not Holden."
Or Lucas, did Lucas ever deal drugs? Seems like a total Lucas move. The only drugs I can reliably think of for sure are the Pain Cream, and Meredith's doses that time. I miss Lucas. Either way, that was smooth how she tested his boundaries and tested his boundaries and lounged her eye-circle crazy-looking self all over the place like she was going to bone him, and the whole time his eyes were just sparkly stars.
Spencer: "I showed you side-boob once. Momma's callin' those chips in."
Andrew: "So to be clear, we are not going to make out?"
Spencer: "Oh my God drug dealers are the loneliest people on Earth."
So in addition to the Yo Dawg of Ezra putting more work in Emily's work so she can stress while she stresses, we also have Spencer popping pills so she can Spencer while she Spencers. Yeah, that sounds like a recipe for success. Bring Melissa back for a triple-Spencer score and we might just break the Spencer Barrier altogether. Get a real nice superadrenalized hyperreality going up in here.
Andrew: "You actually just really hurt my fucking feelings. That was a dick move, you know how I feel about you. This is your first act as a goddamn junkie, congrats. You did a bang-up job."
Spencer: "Yeah, I could kind of feel it happening as I was doing it. Sorry."
...OH! I just realized she was saying "Study Aid," in the same way as we say "Website Page." It wasn't a druggie weirdo euphemism, it was that the name of the study aid is Study Aid. So in our language, she would be saying, "Give me some of your Adderall because this week is a beast." Which is slightly less horrifying, but still. Homegirl is cruisin' for a bruisin'. Brace for impact.
FIELDS
Speaking of people who are doing fine, Emily's haunted GPS has her attacking her father with scissors in the middle of the night, while A watches from the sill of her second-floor window. With an ungloved hand? Sloppy work, A. Also, what an odd scene. I am guessing we will never talk about any of this again, the handprint at the window or even possibly the fact that Emily just tried to stab her father with scissors. There is only so spooked you can get before you go full Spooktacular with some scissors.
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