Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 60 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Smartest Guy In The Room
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 17 | Aired on 01.28.2014
Hanna: "I always start at the end."Holbrook: "Of a mystery novel? That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. You're missing the whole point of the thing. The middle is where shit gets weird!"
Hanna: "Fine, so tell me what happens. Among the fa-jords."
Holbrook: "...Still not getting it. Okay, well, it's only your first week of literacy. You'll figure it out eventually probably. Here's a hint, it's related to the dental records."
Hanna: "Like are used to identify bodies?"
Holbrook: "Always comes down to teeth, doesn't it."
Um, what?
JESSE
Looks like ... a former child actor? I don't know how to explain it but that's what he looks like. And although Holly Combs has been a hero of mine for a long time, I never did watch Charmed, which he was on. So I will say merely that he looks also a little like a Rosewood version of Sam Huntington, who is widely known as a rare beauty on par with the Russell Toveys and Chris Pratts of the world.
Aria: "Hello, I am here for Guidance."
Jesse: "Come right in and shut the door. What's your name?"
Aria: "Aria Montgomery."
Jesse: "Guess I better open that door right back up. Yikes."
Aria: "The old counselor, his head sweat a lot. Like a cheese. Listen, how is your crazy people support group selected? Did you put them all together, or..."
Jesse: "It's at-will. Why?"
Aria: "Mikey's made a friend with a bad news bear."
Jesse: "You're talking about Mona, right?"
Aria: "Ha! Yes. You get it."
Jesse: "No, I just know basic shit. Go on."
Aria: "How do I... I'm not sure how to put this politely... Mona Vanderwaal is the fucking Devil."
Jesse: "#MonaIsTheDevil. Lol, you need to be in my crazy people group. You are an angry little girl."
Aria: "I most certainly fucking am not! I am concerned. This individual's history..."
Jesse: "My whole point with this group is people making friends. Not stopping people from making friends."
Aria: "Are you unaware that I am basically a grownup? I had an older boyfriend? And I keep using the word 'individual' so you will think we are peers? Listen, are you sure you're qualified for this job? Because I could take over if you..."
Jesse: "Wow, people were not kidding about you."
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