Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 60 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Smartest Guy In The Room
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 17 | Aired on 01.28.2014
Aria: "People were talking about me? How flattering!"If we get to see Aria and Mona together in group therapy, I will literally jump over the moon. That could get as good as Anita, maybe.
FITZ
Ezra's texting bona fide A stuff -- "There's been a setback, re: Alison" -- when Emily's dad shows up. Apparently his name is Wayne? I absolutely never knew that.
I have an aunt and uncle named Pam and Wayne. Lovely couple, but not very much like the Fieldses though. Instead of one very sweet lesbian daughter, they have had about twelve different cocker spaniels, each named Boomer, over the course of my lifetime. I don't know what her main activities are these days, but in the '80s mostly what Pam used to do is make things out of macramé, give really good advice to troubled Jacobs, keep birds, and actually paint landscapes while actually watching the actual Bob Ross. Her seafoam was so realistic it would make you feel like the Last Unicorn just by looking at it.
Wayne: "Did you notice Emily turning crazy?"
Ezra: "Yes, as her English teacher who got fired for boning her best friend, I am definitely the faculty member to come to."
Wayne: "As long as I'm on a roll talking to you about random things, I wonder if you have any opinions on Emily staying briefly with Jessica DiLaurentis? A woman you don't know, who is the mother of a person you never met that is dead? Who acts like her daughter is about to come back alive again? And did you know that Emily was living in her dead friend's room and sleeping in her bed and being tormented by the people that killed her friend?"
Ezra: (Becomes instantly hot again. How is he DOING THIS?)
Wayne: "Anyway, since she's so pressured by her schoolwork I was wondering if you could give her more schoolwork, to take the pressure off her having so much schoolwork."
Ezra: "That sounds not at all like the opposite of a sensible idea."
Wayne leaves, the evil hotness peaks, Ezra makes a call.
THE UM, PHYSICAL SCIENCES
Andrew: "[Science.]"
Spencer: (Making the Face at him while he talks. You know the one, the shovel one. What is going on in there?)
Andrew: "Your room seems like a Horse Girl room but you don't act like a Horse Girl."
Spencer: "My Horse Girl days. These ribbons, trophies, and other signs of excellence are all that is left of them. How many hours did you devote to studying this crap?"
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