Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 60 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Smartest Guy In The Room
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 17 | Aired on 01.28.2014
Emily: "Yes but I can't say it because I am mad at the world! And guess what, the GPS isn't haunted! It was A!"Hanna: "That's totally reasonable, but I'm gonna push back anyway for some reason."
Emily: "Come to The Brew later and you can watch A reprogram the cappuccino machine to melt my face off."
Hanna: "I like this attitude on you. But please be the stable one this week. I mean, the sociopathic mind feeds on intricate patterns, it would drive A to own up to having done someth..."
Emily: "BTW, none of us like that you have taken up reading. You're like the Punky Brewster version of Spencer with this crime novel stuff, and it's freaking us all out."
Hanna: "I am a sleuth! Do not deny my calling! My sleuth-truth!"
Emily: "Every rock you turn over gets hurled at Alison. Spencer too."
Hanna: "Speaking of new things we're doing that freak everybody out, can you drop the Spencer shit? It's driven me to literature already, what's next?"
Just as Hanna's comparing the tension to carrying messages between her parents mid-divorce -- ugh -- Spencer walks up to apologize to Emily, and is brutally rebuffed.
QUAD
Aria walks into a horrific scene of Mikey and Mona, canoodling. I can't see a downside to this, but you know Aria's gonna trump some kinda bogus complaint up. She's a mom now, while Byron's out of town, and she can't afford to get lax. Especially about her bro.
Aria: "Okay, stop. Drop the cougar crap and tell me why you're after a tenth grader. What turns you on more, the fact that he shares my DNA or that you have full access to my bedroom?"
Have I: (Yet mentioned how awesome Aria is, this season?)
Mona: "Jesse warned me this would happen... The new guidance counselor? I am a big fan, so obviously he is bonkers in some way. Anyway, it was him that hooked us up."
Aria: "But how is this about me?"
Mona: "I'll say it again. I got Hanna's Mom out of jail, and suddenly you all fucking ditched me. Right after the charges were dropped, iced out. I am fucking sick of trying to be friends with you bitches. Now I'm running with a different crowd. (A crowd that is your family and your boyfriend, but nevertheless.)"
Aria: "Whatever. I'm sure that doesn't affect me personally in any other way, so I'm going to stick to being mad about just one part of it."
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