Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 60 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Smartest Guy In The Room
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 17 | Aired on 01.28.2014
Dad: "Are you going crazy at all? Is it about that time a car drove all the way into our house?"Emily: "Not particularly! Which is odd now that you mention it!"
FITZ
Let's hang out with Maggie, shall we? That's always fun. She informs Ezra that she didn't bring Malcolm back with her to close out her storage and apartment and stuff. Aria, summoned by the Batsignal that is her every waking thought being about Ezra, immediately interrupts. Will she stay quiet? No, not even after Ezra gives her the go-away eyes.
Aria: "Are we still fucking talking about Malcolm?"
Maggie: "NOPE!"
Maggie takes off, and we learn that Aria's geometric metal-collar thing is actually an entire dress. Or possibly it is separates from a 1986 Butterick. Either way she is boning everybody's business up in style.
Aria: "Maggie doesn't seem very remorseful about the Jerry Springer bullshit, frankly."
Ezra: "Flying off the handle won't help. Unless it is at random lawyers. And anyway, have you noticed my curricular theme this year? It is all about split personalities. So when I say karma is a bitch, what I'm saying is that Maggie is going to die."
This gives Aria pause. Or maybe it's just that her breath is taken away by how beautiful Ezra becomes in these odd moments where he is fully A without even trying to hide it.
BOOK STORE
That one open-air book fair where Mona and Ezra began their dance of death now plays stage to Hanna's run-in with Officer Sean Faris, keeping it casual in his civvies. She is there to buy books so she can read them, now that she knows about the joys of reading. He is there, probably, to act shysty.
Gabriel Holbrook: "If you like thrillers you should try the Swedish authors. They are the best! Plus, between the sexual assaults and family secrets, they are the closest to the bleak fucking life that is growing up in Rosewood PA."
Hanna: "I don't even like Swedish meatballs. Or you."
Holbrook: "Hey, sorry about ruining your entire life and stuff. Is your Mom okay?"
Hanna: "Are you giving me the eye right now?"
Holbrook: "Nope, just my face."
Hanna: "Fish in the sea and the water's warm, my friend."
LOCKERS
Hanna: "Do you like my insane Nora Charles trenchcoat outfit? It is for sleuths."
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