Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 60 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Smartest Guy In The Room
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 17 | Aired on 01.28.2014
DENTIST
Gypsy from Gilmore Girls -- and possibly a horrible fever dream I had once about ballet students -- is the dental hygienist at Hanna's former place of employment, which additionally serves up the funny segue of cutting from Mikey kissing Mona to a gagging, spitting sound as Hanna spits.
Gypsy: "Sean's coming home from boarding school soon! He made quite a splash there. Especially with the ladies. Or at least he says he's getting a lot of ass, at what I can only assume is a co-educational boarding school, with female students that go there."
Hanna: "Yeah, all my boyfriends seem to be rocking out lately. Good to know."
Gypsy: "Okay, I'm gonna get the doc in here to check out your loose filling..."
Hanna: "Oh, this isn't just a cleaning? Hmm."
Gypsy: "Tooth decay leads to heart disease, Hanna! Didn't you learn that when you worked here?"
Hanna: "Haha, okay lady."
She tries to get out of there so she can infiltrate the filing room, but Gypsy pushes her back down in the chair because she is a former employee who deserves full service. Hanna sits there, loose filling and all, and thinks about how stymied she is. And I guess she thinks about half-bird racecar drivers, like we all do at the dentist.
HART & HUNTSMAN
Spencer: "Oh, jeez. Hi, Mr. Fitz."
Ezra: "Girl you look like a zombie. Do you need food? Like some of this delicious boysenberry pie?"
Spencer: "...FFFFFFUUUUU"
Ezra: "Actually, I should abruptly leave this place and run away. Nice to see you."
Spencer: "I was just about to do the same thing, but if you're leaving I'll just loiter around and thrive on intricate patterns. Or in this case, not-so-intricate ones. And maybe I will throw up out of sheer terror."
He gives her the face and the song knows what you're thinking, singing all about how you're addicted to the bad boys. Nope, not as a rule. But the half of Ezra Fitz that is A? Maybe her knees are simply weak from the surprise hotness outta nowhere.
THE BREW
Aria leaves Ezra a rambling, utterly crazy-sounding email about how she isn't crazy, in case anybody told him she was crazy, but also if nobody told him she was crazy, don't worry about it, but if they did, she has a very good explanation, which is that she is not crazy so much as a very good girlfriend. It's a tour de force, honestly.
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