Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Don't You Wish You Never Met Her?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 07.02.2013
Paige: "Hang on, let me get out of this pool real slow with my rockin' bod."
Emily: "Cover it up, we need to talk. About: My life is over."
DOCKS
Aria: "...Where's Melissa?"
Spencer: "Gone. And don't worry about it. Let's finish up this smash party and go home."
I love that. We didn't even have to see it to know exactly how that went down. "Thanks, bitch. Get on out of here. Sorry I hid a face of your face in your suitcase of trenchcoats."
WEIRD COMMERCIAL
"One time Caleb wore a mask. Let's talk to Tyler Blackburn about a movie called The Lone Ranger, which involves a mask also."
Tyler Blackburn: "Caleb is a sort of hero and so is the Lo..."
ABC Fam: "Good point Tyler Blackburn now back to Pretty Little Liars."
I love these commercials so much. I wish this was for every movie, and not just Disney/ABC vertical integration.
"Laura Leighton runs people over with cars on this show and there are both cars and people in White House Down and now back to Pretty Little Liars."
"Mona Vanderwaal speaks French and there are snails in the new Dreamworks motion picture Turbo so thanks Janel Parrish‎ and now back to Pretty Little Liars."
SWIMMING POOL
Emily: "I blame myself for everything all the time."
Paige: "Yeah, you should have let A run over Aria and Mona."
Emily: "I'm serious."
Paige: "Uh, so am I. But listen, you can find another dream. You can take that 11% of you that isn't swimming, and do something with less arms to it."
Emily: "I'm just saying that cheering you on from the stands would probably kill me."
Paige: "I don't think that sounded the same in your head. But whatever, you don't know what will happen after surgery. We will swim again. Look at us. We beat the odds."
Emily: "Thanks for supporting me. My parents are getting worse at that all the time."
Oh no! At her house there are cops! Lights going, the whole deal! Somebody called in a domestic at the Field house! It just keeps getting worse and worse and tackier and tackier! Oh, this makes my tummy hurt.
Emily: "Bitches I told you not to yell at me. Now see what you did?"
Tiffany: "I mean obviously this is no big deal. I'm still being really cool about this, but that's easy when you weren't even here to be abused when they showed up. Thank God you went running out of the house like a lunatic."