Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Don't You Wish You Never Met Her?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 07.02.2013
Aria: "I feel like Hanna is going to come clean about everything going on with her that is making her act so horrific, so in lieu of being a good friend and holding her hand through that, I'm gonna bounce."
Liars: "Cool, hey how's your perfect boyfriend?"
Aria: "The worst. Later."
Liars: "Wait, we actually care about your life today. Is your mom really running away to a castle with a muffin man?"
Aria: "I figure A can't get to her in Austria. Hope A doesn't have a passport."
(Mona: "Bitch, A has the opposite of no passport. She is everywhere and nowhere. How many times do I have to tell you this?")
Aria: "Anyway, as you can I am dressed for my meeting with the Rhythm Nation 1812 and I have no time for your mess."
Spencer: "I was so looking forward to senior year. It's supposed to be the best year of your life."
Emily: "Yeah, for losers. Or for NAT Clubbers, since they die after high school."
Spencer: "Not dying truly has become our new measure of success. How droll."
HASTINGS LADIES KAFFEEKLATCH
Veronica drones on and on about Melissa's winter fashions, in lieu of there being anything you could possibly talk to both Hastings sisters about at the same time. Besides their same boyfriends, I guess. It's so nice to see her. I wish Spencer liked her more. Melissa too. Speaking of Melissa, she is also very interested in talking about her many trenchcoats for the weather of many lands. Just one more thing Melissa and Veronica share that makes Spencer feel unloved. Trenchcoat Club, for the discussion mainly of trenchcoats.
Spencer: "I don't give a fuck about the crispy Seattle weather of San Francisco or London. I don't give a fuck about trenchcoats. In fact, after Hanna spending all day reaming us I feel like spreading some shit around, so here's a thing. I got rejected from UPenn."
Veronica: "But don't they know you are going there? Do you need trenchcoats? Melissa, do you have any old trenchcoats Spencer can take with her to UPenn?"
Spencer: "Are you a special victim? I just said I'm not going there. Get crucial."
Veronica: "But wait, how can you go there if you're not going there? What're we gonna do with all these trenchcoats?"
Melissa: "She's glitching, honey. Ignore her. You were early decision. There's still stuff we can do, people we can bribe and/or menace..."