Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Don't You Wish You Never Met Her?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 07.02.2013
Aria: "I will call you okay, if I ever stop being a trainwreck."
Jake: "Great, I look forward to that never."
SARATOGA
Toby: "Dr. Palmer on this random bench, are you alive? I have a question."
Palmer: "Ah yes, Marion Cavanaugh, the Radley suicide. Funny thing, memory. I remember my childhood and your mother's questionable suicide like it was yesterday, but if you asked me what I had for lunch..."
Toby: "I don't care what you had for lunch, I just care about ninjas. Was my mother a ninja?"
MARIN
Ashley: "End result, I'm no longer allowed to walk clients to the vault. They took away my key and lanyard. It was humiliating, but no moreso than the average Rosewood day."
Hanna: "Is this coming from Holbrook and Tanner or what?"
Ashley: "Frankly, I would not wish to know the answer to this question."
Hanna: "Things keep getting worse, huh?"
Ashley: "The opposite of what I thought would happen when Wilden died. Just know that this won't touch you. No matter what."
Hanna: "Two things. First of all, too late. Second of all, I know you were here in town that night."
Ashley: "How'd you know that?"
Hanna: "Like ten different easily verifiable ways. But it would have felt good to hear you deny it one more time."
The sky suddenly goes black as she says this and ravens start cawing! OMG, Marins. It's like a yucky Jenna flashback that never comes, never comes, that just leaves you hanging bro. Maybe this is Ravenswood calling, like a werewolf ghost telegram of crows from Ravenswood Pennsylvania. "Is Caleb Rivers here? We're crows." "No, he's off wherever he lives. Whatever abandoned walls he lives in." "Okay thanks." "What is it regarding?"
Dear Mr. Rivers, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Ravenswood School of Bitchcraft & Fuckery. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on 28 October. We await your owl by no later than 31 July. Signed, The Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards.
PALMER
Palmer: "You know how some people are just bummers? Your mom was like that. A real drag. And then she fell. Literally? Maybe."
Toby: "Or she was pushed. That roof was parkour time and we both know it."
Palmer: "Or I was just in denial, like you are now. Or it was the heavy air that did it."