Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Don't You Wish You Never Met Her?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 07.02.2013
Jake: "It's okay, being adorable with little kids is my actual job at karate school. Plus, the best parts of my dancing movie besides the dancing."
Malcolm: "Why don't you come around anymore? Is it because I failed you?"
Aria: "You divorce wives, not children. But I must say that giving your daddy back to your mommy so you don't get murdered does have the downside of not hanging out with you. Or boning your dad. But now I got this steamin' hot cup of sex to deal with."
Jake: "Aria, you have so many weird things going on all the time. I love it. But that seemed suspiciously like a stepmom conversation."
Aria: "Don't be silly. Ezra Fitz is just an English teacher, nothing more."
Jake: "I think, more."
LATER @ MONTGOMERY PORCH
Jake: "Okay, thanks for telling me about your whole world of issues."
Aria: "It's like a movie when I say it all at once."
Jake: "Color or monochrome?"
Aria: "Happy parts in color, sad parts in black and white. Both sometimes, if you're lucky, and then it's rainy Golden Hour."
Jake: "If you're going to torture a metaphor, you should stick to your guns. You said you liked the black and white parts best. I think really you want to time-travel back to Ezra Fitz, and part of it is the black and white parts. I am all-color, all the time. Which given what I've seen is not what you are into. But also, you are not done with Ezra Fitz."
Aria: "Much like getting rid of Ella, it's important to get rid of Ezra. Movie's over. Roll credits. I can't tell you why, though, so here is a cute porch kiss."
Jake: "Do you really want to be with somebody who would kiss you after that story?"
Aria: "Damn, you're impressive. How can you be a man and live in Rosewood?"
Jake: "At the dojo we say, 'Are you hurt or are you injured?' If you're injured, I'll send you home. If you're just hurt, rub some dirt on it."
Aria: "I have no idea what that means."
Jake: "That is too bad because I just laid down some fundamental fucking wisdom. Also it is universal and it works for everything."
It does! I am so in love with it! My goodness, that's good. It's like the entire answer to my Cartesian meltdown the other week.