Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Don't You Wish You Never Met Her?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 07.02.2013
Lime: "Obviously."
SMASH PARTY
Spencer: "Enjoying your smash party?"
Melissa: "It is a setup! You set me up!"
Spencer: "Yes and now you are stuck until you tell me answers."
Melissa: "Can you think of a single time the answers haven't only fucked you up more?"
Spencer: "Apparently not, considering I tried to write an essay about that and it ended up getting me blacklisted from the University of Pennsylvania."
Spencer: "Were you on the Halloween Train?"
Melissa: "What the fuck is a Halloween Train."
Spencer: "Nobody knows but is it where you saw Mona in the Ali mask?"
Melissa: "Wait, yes. You're right. I did see Mona in the Ali mask on the Halloween Train."
LIMEHOUSE
Aria: "Okay what about the lady that just left with a smash party in a sack?"
Lime: "She was also here about the Ali masks, so I made the Emily deal with her."
Aria: "She gave you her face?"
Lime: "I get all the faces. I got mad faces."
Aria: "What'd you tell her?"
Lime: "Less than I told you guys. Hey, can I have your face?"
SMASH PARTY
Spencer: "You were curious about the Ali masks too?"
Melissa: "Yes! And in a very telling detail, which I am not prone to giving often so listen up, I was interested in the exact timeline of their creation."
Spencer: "W/r/t her disappearance, you mean. Do you also think she's alive?"
Melissa: "Come on, we all know she's alive. Get real."
Spencer: "Hey how come you tried to kill me on that train?"
Melissa: "That was Wilden! I would never."
Holy shit is this happening? This is really happening. So much love.
Spencer: "You were both wearing the same outfit to a Halloween party? Awkward! Even more awkward how you punched Paige in the boob and roofied Aria and locked her in a box with your (latest) old dead boyfriend. Why help him?"
Melissa: "We weren't helping, we were scared to death of him."
Spencer: "We who? NAT Club?"
Melissa: "Fuck the NAT Club."
Spencer: "No, there's a connection between you B-Team and Alison. Was Wilden blackmailing you?"
Melissa: "No, he wasn't that smart. His idea of blackmail was sliding a glass of wine across the table and then smiling smugly for a minute and then later getting his hot ass run over. No, he was acting on orders. I didn't know it was about getting you Liars on the Train until the mission was underway."