Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Don't You Wish You Never Met Her?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 07.02.2013
Toby: "Did she have trouble with other patients, or staff? Or weird visitors with masks of their face over their face?"
Palmer: "Her main problem was clinical, suicidal depression. And the air pushing down on her with its heaviness. Science. Force equals mass times time times weight of the air."
Toby: "Forces? You mean like a conspiracy?"
Palmer: "No, I mean like I am totally crazy. This was just me being a lunatic this whole time. Did you know that the air can push you down and I was not actually talking in metaphors? I am talking about the physical effects of very heavy air. It is part of my research that I write on the walls in my feces. It will soon be published in the Heavy Air Studies Of Crazy People Journal, from the Saratoga University Press."
Toby: "Oh no! I didn't immediately understand that you are crazy. I didn't figure it out at first. Oh, I have to go."
Palmer: "Cool! Bring your crummy mom next time. And tell her to stay away from that blonde bitch! She is about to throw her ass out a window, man."
Toby: "...What? This is the worst day since yesterday."
HASTINGS KITCHEN
Melissa is chilling in there, while we are out here in A-Vision, but you know it's Spencer's crazy ass who has laid a trap. A suitcase trap! Hashtag Melissa'sTrapped!
Spencer As Melissa: "Oh, what's my suitcase doing down here? I hope it doesn't have a mask of my own face in there, that would be too much. Wait, what is this in my bugout gear, under all of my trenchcoats? What the hell is this with this mask?"
Spencer As Spencer: "Just you, in mask form. She'll put it together in a second."
Melissa As Melissa: "Fuck this. Fuck everybody. I am going dark."
Spencer's Melissa voice is oddly sexy. Just sayin'. Anyway, Melissa runs. Success! Aria and Spencer are overjoyed. I hope this goes somewhere shocking. This show does more shit to Melissa without ever making up for it, I love it. I love even more when they take it backwards into Spencer's sibling paranoia, like when Veronica was just suddenly like, "What are you, stupid? Of course her entire pregnancy was fake."
FIELDS
Dad: "The problem is that we don't know what is actually going on, so we're under fire for things that we don't even know where they are."
Tiffany: "I admit, I 'saw you standing there' and I did kind of go ham on you. But it was no big! And now they think you were hurt in this house, which upsets me as a homemaker. But as a mother, I need to know who's hurting you."