Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Don't You Wish You Never Met Her?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 07.02.2013
Spencer: "I don't need your fucking help, extended in good faith. You're such a jerk. Also, my whole future being on fire is kind of awesome. I'm upset about it, but also invigorated."
Melissa: "Cool. We are still in The Big Sleep, by the way."
Spencer: "I know. You got stuff to teach me. About bein' sketch."
Veronica: "And getting trenchcoats at a discount!"
ASHLEY'S OFC
Hanna's chilling when Holbrook and Roma Maffia show up, so then she has to explain to a rapidly flipping out Ashley exactly why she already knows him. He introduces Roma around, and they all fall instantly in love with her.
Roma: "Staring right in my eye, huh? I like that."
Hanna: "It's more like I can't look away. You got a certain thing, lady."
Ashley: "Hanna, step away from the lieutenant. Actually, just leave."
Roma: "She can stick around. I want to see her freak out."
Why? Because they're opening up Wilden's safe-deposit box, which contains loads of cash, passports both American and Canadian, and yet another gun.
Ashley: "Man, none of that stuff should be in there! This is the worst bank. Do you see any fraudulent architect's pens in there?"
Holbrook: "But like weren't you the person who walked him to the vault?"
Roma: "So no bank employee would ever have seen this stuff, except you."
Ashley: "Um."
Roma: "I mean right now, just now when we showed you. Of course."
Hanna: "You're a real piece of work, Roma Maffia."
FIELDS
Emily: "Okay so what we need first to figure out is, why was she at the Lodge with Jenna Thing and Halloween Shana? Is she on the B-Team? Why did the B-Team set us up for the Black Swan, and the Red Queen, and the Lodge Fire if they are not just A-Team or a second string of the A-Team? Is this still NAT Club nonsense? If they're not, who is left on the A-Team now that Mona and Toby (and you) are back on our side? Is Redcoat just now bringing them into play now that Mona's betrayed her?"
Spencer: "Those are very good questions! Good thing none of us are really interested in answering them* any time soon. So instead, let's set up a huge drama-queen trap for Melissa where we confront her with a mask of her own face. It solves nothing, but she might feel awkward for a few seconds before she goes socio and just explains it away like Hastingses always do. That would be funny, don't you think?"