Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Don't You Wish You Never Met Her?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 07.02.2013
#CalebSavesTheDay
Caleb: "Hanna, come away from that bewitching State Police Lieutenant immediately."
Hanna: "Lady I am crushing it right now."
Roma: "She really is, it's awesome. I could do this all day. See you around, Blondie."
Caleb: "We both know RWPD is a bunch of nonsense, but Roma Maffia is the real deal."
Hanna: "Duh, it's totally exciting. Plus I have to, because my mom didn't kill that cop!"
Caleb: "I really kind of think she did."
(Roma: "I kind of do too.")
(Hanna: "I kind of do too, really, but that's a secret not even I know yet.")
(Jacob: "I sure as hell hope so, but no.")
TOBY STUFF
Spencer: "So I found your mom's therapist's new job, in Saratoga."
Toby: "I know it well, I go there often on my child business. Headin' out, you stick around and fuck with your sister like you want to anyway."
Spencer: "So why is this even happening in my house if I'm not going with?"
BECAUSE TIME TRAVEL
Now they are still kissing, but suddenly it is kissing in the coffee shop. I guess he's still leaving. I guess we missed the rest of the montage where they kissed everywhere and kept saying goodbye over and over like in Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master. Somewhere Aria's like, "Man, I should have thought of that. Childhood, you just keep slippin' away." Kissing in the church bushes where Emily found him that time. Kissing in the various houses that have unexplainedly blown up around them over the years. Kissing in the woods where somebody pretended to be his corpse, just for laughs.
"This isn't goodbye, it's seeya later. As in, I will 'see you later' in a few minutes, at the next location where we will kiss and say, Seeya later."
Aria: "Spencer you know he's going after the cArAvAn."
Spencer: "No, this is about dead mom stuff I don't feel like talking to you about."
Emily: "Okay is there a way we can fuck Shana over with this? Let's blame Shana."
Spencer: "I want to see what happens when Melissa comes face-to-face with the mask."
(Jacob: "NAILED IT.")
Spencer: "Will she run to Hector Lime?"
Emily: "Will she run to Shana? I really wanna get Shana."
Aria: "Or maybe one of the million other people we hate. Let's not have dessert before our vegetables, you guys."