Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Don't You Wish You Never Met Her?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 07.02.2013
Holbrook: "You're Caleb Rivers! I have you on my vision board. Next to a picture of a shovel."
Hanna: "Anyway, get out please."
Ashley: "Thanks, dudes. That was chill of you."
Haleb: "Are you gonna..."
Ashley: "Nope. Just send more wine up in the dumbwaiter where Caleb used to live."
HASTINGS STAKEOUT
By the time they've tracked her to Hector Lime's Limehouse of Dimensional Arts, Melissa has done whatever she is gonna do, and comes out with a heavy bag like might have a body in it. Her hair looks so freaking good.
Spencer: "How big a man was Hector? Would he fit in that bag?"
Aria: "No. He was small, but she's doing that one-handed. I'm sure it's mask upon mask."
Spencer: "I've got a great idea. Let's split up!"
Spence follows Melissa toward the docks so she can get murdered by Melissa, and Aria goes inside -- "no prob, I've had three martial arts lessons" -- to get murdered by Hector Lime and his whole face. Nothing is going on in there, although Aria finds -- note, by seeing it first framed in a mirror -- an entire shelf of Alison masks. And out on the dock, Melissa is having a good old-fashioned smash party. The kind where you smash!
Aria: "Hector Lime, why did I find a shit-ton of Ali masks?"
Lime: "I destroyed the mold, not the castings. Look at her perfect face forever."
Aria: "And she always came alone?"
Lime: "Yes. Wait, I mean no."
FLASHBACK!
(In fast-rewind I swear I thought Hector Lime was the return of Toby's do-rag. It's still pretty extravagant, pretty flagrant, but not really the same in terms of what it does for your soul to see Toby in his do-rag.)
Alison: "You do-rag motherfucker, I came for a lil sumpin' sumpin' and you're gonna give it to me. All the money!"
Lime: "I can't give you more of your sitting fee until I get paid by the Joan of Arc enthusiast."
Alison: "I don't have time for your bitch problems, fuckface! Give me everything in your fucking wallet. And directions to the interstate!"
LIMEHOUSE
Lime: "She was acting twitch as hell. She was acting like Floater Girl from The OC, it was cray. But I didn't see who was driving the car she jumped into."
Aria: "And this would have been right around the time she died, obviously."