Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Don't You Wish You Never Met Her?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 07.02.2013
Paige: "I'm just going to stand here feeling absolutely terrible if that's okay."
Tiffany: "That's how you know you're a part of our family."
MONTGOMERY
Aria: "How do you make tea? I guess turn the burners up to about a hundred so the flames are licking the ceiling. That's probably step one."
Spencer: "Well, Melissa has disappeared. Car's gone, barn's empty."
Lol, the barn. Also, for reasons known only to Aria, her side pony has completely traveled to the other side of her head. She still looks freaking amazing, but it's like looking into a mirror and finding out you are Aria Montgomery. What on earth would you do in that circumstance.
Aria: "So we believe her explanation of this TV show?"
Spencer: "Weirdly yes. Maybe not the part where she said off-camera -- or never actually said at all and just changed the subject -- that she didn't kill Wilden."
A Text: "Melissa's guilty of plenty, but she's not A material. Kisses!"
Hanna: "I'm here suddenly, looking like I'm about to chunder."
Aria: "I was just about to call you but had not yet dialed. Am I magic?"
Hanna: "No, honey. Listen, though. I am more certain than ever that my mom killed Wilden and A knows it."
Liars: "OMG."
Teakettle: "OMGeeeeeeEEEEEEE."
A-TAG
Among A's haul with her Torch Lake net? A string of pearls, the least smashed mask from the smash party, and some nice pictures she took of her Bratz dolls. I think it's Ali but I don't know for sure. What was it? We may find out, we may never find out. Such is the glory of the A-Tag.
NEXT WEEK
Hanna grabs her giantest purse to crash a sorority party, the Medusa makes an appearance, A takes to wearing all of her shit at once, Caleb and Toby team up for God knows what reason, somebody -- with the last name Marin obviously -- drives a car into a house, Emily is freaked out by A showing up in her living room, and we might get to see Mikey Montgomery, who's gotta be like 30 by now.
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps The Killing, Pretty Little Liars, Ray Donovan, Mistresses, True Blood, and Defiance for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, Twitter, and Facebook, as well as a regular column for Tor.com, Geek Love.