Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 5 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Don't You Wish You Never Met Her?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 07.02.2013
The whole show is of course about A forcing them into the impossible choice of their love over their own safety, right now, but this scene does it in a whole new way: They can both sense there's a way everybody could get out alive, but neither of them knows how to get there, or what it looks like -- and neither one is willing to show any more of their hand than will help them in the short term -- so it's like two blindfolded people with useless flashlights bumping into each other in a semi-friendly way, looking for the exit. I have watched this scene like four times just because I love it.
Hanna: "Oh my God, I love your shoes! Where did you get them?"
Roma: "From the shores of Torch Lake. Have a seat."
Hanna: "Cool, I was just out for a stroll. Hey apropos of nothing, did you know Melissa Hastings is a bitch?"
Roma: "Kinda got that impression. She's had a hard couple years."
Hanna: "She was really close to Wilden, which you might not know since she blatantly lies about it constantly. But she loved going on his boat at Cape May, along with various other murderers and bitches."
Roma: "How about you, ever go on that boat?"
Hanna: "What I want to say is, Wilden was a psycho and I wouldn't go on his boat without a harpoon gun at the least. But that'd make my mom sound guilty, so I'll stick with no. Weird, all that money and passports and that gun. Isn't that weird?"
Roma: "I am not in charge of what's weird, honey."
Hanna: "Doesn't it seem like he was crooked though? Like in the Russian Mob or...?"
Roma: "Are you telling me this is a RICO case? Lots of Russian Mafia with one F here in Rosewood?"
Hanna: "You're funny. I like that. But no, it was just a for-instance. Like for instance, maybe he dressed up like a clown lady on a Halloween Train and put my friend in a box with the other dead cop's body or something. Like, maybe that's a sketchy something a person with a safe-deposit box would do."
Roma: "Do you have a safe-deposit box? Does your mom?"
Hanna: "No, we're strictly a lasagna family."
Roma: "How about this, how much time did you spend with Wilden? Like how many times did he harass you at school? What about that time you found a shovel?"
Hanna: "OMG no you didn't. That was amazing, you totally said we found a shovel."
Roma: "Yeah and you blinked, too."