Episode Report Card Erin: A | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Long Kiss Goodnight
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 13 | Aired on 01.25.2003
And Agents of Invention everywhere start kicking Alliance ass.
Our boys and girl take out a couple of security agents and sort of throw one innocent-looking agent against a wall. Inside the Ess Dee Sex offices, Marshall rolls his chair over to Dix and offers him some pigs in a blanket. The hell? Are we at a cocktail party here? What's next, Easy Cheez on Ritz crackers? Dix isn't really interested in dough-wrapped pork products, however, so he declines, just sort of staring ahead in a shock-induced haze. Marshall blah blahs some more, again, about the pigs in a blanket and finally notices that Dixon's not really amused at his bizarro attention-getting antics. "Everything all right?" he asks.
The Agents of Invention race through the halls of the office. As they run, we check in periodically with the SD-6 crew, going about their daily business in poignant slo-mo. Finally, the two speeds collide as the Agents of Invention make their entry into the SD-6 personnel area. There are flying bullets, smoking guns, riots in the streets, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Dix and Marshall are so stunned that it takes them a few minutes to really realize what's going on. Finally, Dix wakes up and shoves Marshall to the floor and out of harm's way. More guns. More bullets. Lest we think they're not involved, we actually see Syd and Vaughn shooting. We don't see if they're killing anyone, but they're definitely firing off some serious shots. Then Syd runs through the chaos and down a hall, removing her ski mask just so we're absolutely sure it's her, and not Agent Sean, leaving the scene.
Tiki Torture Room Of Terror. Batty's still yammering on at Jack about shit. Now he's talking smack about Syd and what he could do to her, given the chance. If I weren't pretty damn sure that this scene was being played to the hilt for all the HoYay! aficionados out there, I'd absolutely believe that Batty has plans to turn Syd into his bikini slave girl or something. As it is, I think that Vaughn's actually in more danger of being turned into Batty's love slave than our darling Syd.
Just to make sure we're fully aware that some serious shit is happening upstairs, we get another shot of the bullets flying around SD-6. Then, just to make sure we're fully aware that Syd's still running down the hallway, we get another shot of, er, Syd running down the hallway. Is there kissing yet? Have they kissed? Wake me when the spit starts getting swapped...
Tiki Torture Room Of Terror. Batty. Yammering. Again. Some more. He's all, this is your last chance to tell me who you're working for, dude. Save yourself. Save your love child. Oh, and just in case you don't think I'm serious, how 'bout I rub one of these jumpers up and down on your sweaty cheek? Ew. Oh, and EW! He's about to shock the shit out of Jack with the other jumper when Syd slams her way into the room, her gun aimed right for Batty.
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