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Episode Report Card Erin: A | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Long Kiss Goodnight

By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 13 | Aired on 01.25.2003

Kendall brings the chatty chilruns to a halt when he passes by and asks Vaughn if he told Syd about the transfers. She looks inquisitively at him, and he's all, yeah, we have some new recruits from Langley that some hot chick in black brought in. But that's not important right now. What's important is that I have to talk to you about something. C'mere.

Vaughn opens the door to some room with no purpose, and Syd enters. They go stand up against some wall with really good lighting, and Vaughn says, "I'm going to say something and it will either be obvious to you or seem presumptuous. Either way, I got to say it. This isn't working. I've been thinking about this for a while. I don't know what the hell to do." Syd just looks at him and says, "What?" But she totally looks like she knows "what." "I think you know what," spits Vaughn. Really. He sort of spits it. "I need you to tell me," she says, like the girl she is. "You need me to tell you what?" says Vaughn, looking extremely intense, and therefore HOT. "That when you're on operations, I can't sleep at night? That when we're in debrief, I have to force myself to remember what the hell we're supposed to be reviewing? When all I want to do is kiss you?" Oh, Jesus. Help me. No, really. HELP ME. Why can't guys talk like this all the time? I mean, yeah, I don't need to be in life-threatening situations with some guy on a headset talking me through them, but, you know, a little fervent intensity would NOT go unappreciated over here. Are you listening, Owen?

Syd looks like she's about to cry when she says, "Sometimes it is hard to remember what we're supposed to be talking about..." Vaughn's all, hell YEAH! That's what I'm talkin' about! "And the thing that makes me crazy every day is that the people who would kill us if we're seen together -- the Alliance, SD-6, Sloane -- are the very forces that brought you into my life to begin with! What kind of a sick joke is that?" Dude. That is seriously some kind of sick joke. But not as sick as the one about the blood on the clown suit. That shit is SICK.

Syd's all, so what? Are you thinking we shouldn't be working together? Vaughn's all, yeah, that's what I was thinking but, like, we're GREAT together! I mean, yeah, we'd be even greater together if we were naked, but so what! We're great together! Syd's all, I know. I mean, about the being great together thing. In both capacities. Vaughn's all, so, like, the more we work together, the faster we can bring down the Alliance. Syd's all, so, uh, what're you suggesting then? Vaughn's all, uh, it should be TOTALLY obvious by now that I'm suggesting that we fucking take down the Alliance so we can go somewhere and explore each other's nether regions, okay?

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