Episode Report Card Erin: A | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Long Kiss Goodnight
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 13 | Aired on 01.25.2003
Tiki Torture Room Of Terror. Batty's still performing his own version of electroshock therapy on Jack. Truth serum, dude. Works every time. Jack's all sweaty and out of it. Batty's all, dude? Your heart can't handle much more of this. Bring it with the truth thing. What's that? Oh, yeah, well, we ran out of truth serum when Face Doneaway was around. She thought it was Botox and went through almost three quarts of the shit. She's scary. Seriously, Jack. I'm worried about her. Or at least I would be worried about her if she hadn't accidentally tossed herself off a bridge in a Botox-induced haze.
Back with the Agents of Invention, they're running through the garage. They all make it into some stairwell area, and Syd opens up an elevator panel, accessing some wires behind it. Her partner in lust is over by the elevator doors, and when she pulls some wire, he pries the doors open with a crowbar, gaining access to the elevator shaft. Is it wrong that "shaft" makes me giggle like a schoolgirl on acid?
Oops Center. Kendall watches as several agents on headsets communicate with the various agent teams around the world in regard to their individual progress with all the SD cells. Ess Dee Sex. All the agents are gathered together to watch one dude blowtorch some door. Vaughn looks at Syd as if to say, "Hey. Whassup? You know we get to make out soon, right?" Syd looks back at him as if to say, "Awwww yeah."
Tiki Torture Room Of Terror. Batty's not pleased with Jack's progress in the truth department. He decides to kick it up a notch, and flips a switch on the machine. It starts humming with electricity as Jack gears himself for an untimely (and sort of slippery -- ew!) death.
Agents of Invention. They're streaming into a hallway. You know, there is a decided absence of security guards down here. Now, call me crazy but, when Shovelhead and his Fun Lovin' Criminals stormed SD-6 not too long ago, there were at least two guards, which, if you recall, I found woefully lacking in the security arena. Oh, whatever. I've said it before and I'll say it again: GET TO THE KISS.
The agents are crouched low, ready to hit the bricks. Vaughn looks over Syd's shoulder and asks if she's okay. She's all, okay? Am I okay? I haven't had sex in AGES and you wanna know if I'm okay? Dude. Just shut up and start shooting people, okay? Because the sooner we get this shit over with, the sooner Sydney starts to get some serious lovin'.
Oops Center. We make another swirling pass at all the Headsetters. Sounds like all the agents are standing by. Our Agents of Invention pull black ski masks over their faces. Yeah. Because they shouldn't have done that BEFORE THEY ENTERED THE GARAGE. Oops Center. One of the Headsetters informs Kendall that all teams are in position. Kendall just sort of nods and says, "Let's move in."
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23Next