Episode Report Card Erin: A | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT The Long Kiss Goodnight
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 13 | Aired on 01.25.2003
But after they make their way across the room and throw themselves into each others arms, I am well and truly lost. It's such an intense and emotional kiss that, really, there is very little comparison. I mean, come on! It's THE KISS. Sigh. Gulp. Swoon. It's the best kiss ever. BEST. KISS. EVER.
And yeah, the camera swirling around them is pretty goddamn cheesy, but it's such good cheese that I actually pulled up a cushion and some crackers and parked my ass two inches from my television in order to better enjoy the cheesy goodness.
They keep kissing. And kissing. And kissing some more. And my new best friend Agent Sean shows up and goes, "Hey, guys! I just talked to base! We did it! We kicked their asses!" And there's more kissing. Agent Sean's all, dudes? Asses? Kicking? And the kissing never stops. Agent Sean gives up trying to get their attention and leaves them to it.
As we watch them continue to kiss, we hear Sark in a voice-over saying, "It's remarkable, really." For a second, I actually wondered if he was standing on the sidelines, commenting on the kissing. But then we switch to an office somewhere and see that Sark's on the phone with a drink in hand. "Sydney leaked the intel to the CIA and the rest played out exactly as you predicted it would," he says. "So congratulations, sir. The Alliance is gone."
And then we're on a beach with Uncle Arvin. D'oh! "We shouldn't celebrate just yet," he says snidely, twirling his imaginary moustache. "As you know, there's much more work to be done." Sark's all, yeah, whatever. I just wanted you to know that phase one is complete, okay? Sloane's all, good work, son. And I do mean "son." How's your mom, by the way? Still behind bars?
Sloane goes on to tell his baby boy to move on to phase two. "And Sark?" he begins. "Yes, Dad -- I mean, 'Mr. Sloane.'" "Check in on our new asset," he says. "Make sure we're on schedule." Arvin the Abominable hangs up the phone and looks out at the water, smiling an evil little smile. Hee. I love Evil Sloane.
Hell-Lay. We hear the sound of a cell phone ringing as the camera pans around what looks to be the interior of the Plot Device Diner. Someone picks up the call and a female voice says, "Yes?" The woman turns, and it's Foolio! Or is it? We hear Sark on the other end of the line saying, "I've been asked to confirm that you are in position." Foolio, sporting a wicked black leather coat and subtle spy makeup, coldly says, "Yes. Everything's in place." She hangs up the phone, and the camera swoops into the kitchen and follows a trail of blood on the tiles until we wind up on the very dead head of Foolio.
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23Next