Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Zach & Gracie Make A Porno
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 7 | Aired on 11.10.2013
Grace: "Right back atcha, sister."Clarke: "Girl, your financials are a mess, girl!"
Alicia: "We're a new venture!"
Clarke: "You're a shit show. You need paralegals, and a receptionist who is not a child."
Cary: "Use those magic hands, Clarke!"
Clarke: "I tried. There is only so much magic to go around. I mean, 30 percent of your hours are billed as reviewing depositions."
Alicia: "It's a manpower thing. I mean, Grace could do that, if only she could read..."
Clarke: "Outsource to Bangalore. Carey Zepps over here knows what I'm talkin' about."
Alicia: "Zach, as I have already motioned to you several times in our silent mother-son language, I am very busy getting tough love from a small adorable hobgoblin belonging to your Uncle Cary."
Zach: "This is actually important. I'm not some kid. I do one thing and I do it well, and that one thing is counter-surveillance."
Alicia: "That's true, you've always been a strange Cold War spy child. What's up?"
Zach: "Somebody is ratting your computer."
Alicia: "My cloud? There are rats in my cloud?"
Zach: "Remote Access Tool. It's a virus that uses your webcam to spy on you."
He tells her about the fairly creepy spy cam moment (which recalls the time she noticed the same thing, back when the one FBI (?) lesbian (?) was using the Treasury (?) to do ... something I don't even think I ever understood even the basics of) and immediately hurtles over the finish line of assuming it's David Lee doing it. Not Diane, she stresses; Will is unmentioned and unmentionable. Nobody can really argue it, because obviously it is something that David Lee would do.
Alicia: "They are pissed as hell over there, and not just at us."
Zach: "I know a hacker who can..."
Cary: "No, let's use it!"
Clarke: "What, you mean like, staging fake conversations? That is so childish..."
Cary: "You could be, like, my Spy Buddy."
Clarke: "...Okay we are definitely doing this. Great idea, everybody."
JAIL
Jeffrey: "I never met this girl, I don't recognize her. And I don't do drugs, or sell them, so there's no connection there. Do I even go to that school? I might not even..."
Will: "We are just reviewing all the information to provide you with a defense. Man up."
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