Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Zach & Gracie Make A Porno
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 7 | Aired on 11.10.2013
HALLWAY
Cary: "I was just coming to say goodbye, you sneaked away without even a hug!"
Clarke: "Sorry, I was having an epiphany."
Cary: "You are so competent! Tell me, tell me!"
Clarke: "It's about Mrs. Florrick's lawsuit..."
Cary: "What do you know?"
Clarke: "Baby, I know it all."
Cary: "ALICIA! CLARKE DID IT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YET, BUT HE DID IT!"
L/G RECEPTION
David Lee: "Schmidt, just give up. You'll never win."
Schmidt: "Good. I like fighting a losing fight. It keeps you sharp."
David Lee: "But if you don't respond to threats, how will I intimidate you?"
Schmidt: "You're gonna love this. Three, two..."
Ding!
Clarke: "I'm here to be deposed. Hello, David Lee."
David Lee: "Ugh."
Clarke's wearing a barely rumpled black suit/red tie/white shirt. The most classic of all the forms of cuteness that exist in the corporate world. What does it mean? I have a hard time putting it into words, but I know you gotta be portly and do something with accounting, or else you seem a little creepy and not cute at all. I have requested more information from my friends in the public sector, I will let you know what they say.
HAYDEN DEPO
Schmidt: "And how do you know this, sir?"
Clarke: "I was the bankruptcy trustee for Lockhart/Gardner at the time of these events."
David Lee, again: "Judas!"
Schmidt: "Did you get that, court reporter? Mr. Lee, in a clumsy attempt at intimidation, may have said it too quietly. He said 'Judas.' As in Judas Iscariot. The betrayer of Christ."
I cannot fully describe to you how beautifully and mordantly and epically he says this, but it's so wonderful and withering that even David Lee shuts the fuck up, for like the first time in his horrible life. Mr. Schmidt, Esq., I may have fallen.
Clarke: "So anyway, I memorized their books."
L/G: "A lot of which would be privileged, no?"
Clarke: "Not this shit. Listen, it's true the period of this adoption coincides with Mrs. Florrick's bullshit promotion. But I made the recommendation -- also at that time -- that Will and Diane needed more partner hours on the books, and David Lee was assigned as the lawyer of record."
Schmidt: "Making him the one that's personally liable for the six mil?"
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