Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Zach & Gracie Make A Porno
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 7 | Aired on 11.10.2013
Alicia: "You want to work here."Clarke: "I passed the Bar, Mrs. Florrick, and you need someone with business expertise. Your books are in disarray. I'll get you on your feet, like Diane never would let me do."
Cary: "And, AND, he will work: For free."
Alicia: "What's the catch?"
Clarke: "No catch. My people are incapable of guile, on this side of the hedge."
Alicia: "Okay, but like why?"
Clarke: "Um..."
Cary: "Not important. Move on."
Clarke: "Because I am in love with ... enamored of ... crushin' on... Uh, the law. It's Lady Justice that I have a picture of in my wallet. And when you're -- when we -- are in the black, I'll take a retroactive salary."
Alicia: "Sounds good. I like you, they hate you, and Cary loves you back. So as far as I can see, the only loser here is Other Carey, which, who knows. Maybe they'll end up fighting over you. Guys are weird sometimes."
Clarke: "You're tellin' me, sister. Whose idea do you think this was?"
Cary: "Yesssss. You get the blankets, I'll start grabbing pillows. Tonight, we fort like kings."
NEXT WEEK
Clarke Hayden can't be the only woodland creature to find love in a hopeless place, and since it's only a matter of time before Marilyn figures out that Eli is a huge liability anyway, might as well drop Natalie Flores back in his pot o' gold. Meanwhile, Sweet F/A gets their first client…possibly even with chairs to sit in! Plus, Will's garbage spiral continues, redoubled after this week's many unnecessary visitors to his newer, heavy metal-er Law Firm Of Total World Destruction.
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps The Good Wife, Homeland, Hostages, Ravenswood, and Masters Of Sex for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, Twitter, and Facebook, as well as a regular column for Tor.com, Geek Love.
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