Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Zach & Gracie Make A Porno
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 7 | Aired on 11.10.2013
Which, to be fair, is exactly the sort of man I find most attractive, so there we are.
I said further that the ineffable thing about it was that it looks best to me on a person who is portly and works with numbers, and she said that in this case he "manages to look neither like an account nor a lawyer, but rather the unlikely republican governor of Rhode Island who is preparing himself to valiantly lose on the national stage, after which he will return home and switch out the bright red for maroon. Much like Nathan Lane will, after the shine of being a crusading lawyer wears off slightly and he realizes that it is highly unlikely that he will grow up to be Diane."
More as this story develops, but I'm starting to think there's not a secret sartorial code in play here. Maybe I'm just really into jerks? I dunno, I don't have a gay brother to come bust up into my house and lecture me about these things. (As far as I know). But the last thing I want to do is spread the idea that boys don't look adorable in this outfit, because they really do. Clarke Hayden, for example, looks like the teddy bear you might receive with a cheap balloon bouquet once you pass the Bar/Series 7. What is cuter than that?
Schmidt: "Stop dicking me around, David Lee. Alicia is sitting outside this conference room freaking out because she's a sitting duck in this law firm, out there waiting to be re-deposed. Act right."
David Lee: "Fine, I brought them in the door. But I didn't send that check. Guess who did? It is a plot twist you will never see coming, because it makes very little sense."
You know, it's possible the shirt is actually a very, very pale pink. I have officially spent way too much time thinking about this.
The door keeps opening and closing on that conversation, so we only hear parts of it, which is very cool. When the deposition goes silent, Will's voice comes up, and vice versa. Her whole body goes on red alert, because how awkward!
Will: "Okay, so it's the brother, I think. And Geneva already has the gum..."
He comes around the corner, and they stare -- her straight back, his broken heart -- and then he just keeps walking. The door opens again.
David Lee: "That shitty fourth-year that won't shut up about bonuses. I wish I'd killed him when I had the chance. I could have killed them all!"
Schmidt: "I mean, and you had no idea? And you're saying this on record? Because that's very convenient..."
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