Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Zach & Gracie Make A Porno
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 7 | Aired on 11.10.2013
Jeffrey: "I'll try. The professor who was originally the suspect, a Dr. DeLaney, was boning her according to rumor."Kalinda: "Sounds like a follow-up is worthwhile, there."
Jeffrey: "...As long as you understand that I didn't do it. That is not my skin under her nails. I don't even have skin. I am just guts and muscles and giant eyeballs."
Kalinda: "Seriously, cool your jets. You are coming off sketch as hell."
L/G: "Now about your male family members. You guys came here from New York, are there any other relatives around besides you and your dad?"
Jeffrey: "My sister? Oh, she's not a man. My Uncle Jim came to campus so I could fix his computer. I doubt highly that he would have taken the time to murder a girl, though. He's too busy selling garden gnomes off his front porch."
L/G: "Another likely lead."
Will: "I brought your remedial Italian textbooks so you can learn basic shit for your trip."
Jeffrey: "I got an internship in Rome next year! Have you ever been? I hope so, that way we can form a shallow connection. Like we're on SVU or some crap."
Will: "Cliché alert but yes, when I was a young man like yourself, and the world was at my feet like yourself, I backpacked around there. Guess what, I loved it. A lusty place, fit for an alcoholic with emotional issues. Every block a yoga studio or tattoo parlor or some other horrible place."
Jeffrey: "Before I start crying again, what's the word on bail?"
Will: "No homo, but just trust that I will do anything in my power to make sure that pretty face never cries again."
Kalinda: "Oh, he for sure did it."
Will: "He's nervous!"
Kalinda: "Yeah, because he did it."
Diane: "I'm inclined to agree that he is shifty as balls. Maybe he was just beating her?"
Will: "I sure hope so. But either way we have to stop this!"
Diane: "Sounds good. I gotta go do something somewhere with somebody."
Will: "...Alicia. Alicia's coming to the office to be deposed about the..."
Diane: "I swear you're like Radar when it comes to that girl. You're like those bald dudes in dresses from Minority Report. Do it again, what's she gonna be wearing when I get there?"
Will: "Black. Crew neck, sleeves to the wrist."
YEP
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