Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Zach & Gracie Make A Porno
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 7 | Aired on 11.10.2013
Cary: "Yeah, so keep it a secret, okay?"Clarke: "Okay I will keep it a secret from the law firm of Lockhart/Gardner where they are a top client of Diane Lockhart and I will not tell anybody because it is a secret."
Alicia: "David Lee, why are you calling me? I am watching the cutest thing."
David Lee: "You know what's cute? The timing of your partnership agreement, which is smack in the middle of that adoption."
Alicia: "Oh, shit."
David Lee: "Yeah. So, partner plus day-to-day management equals..."
Alicia: "Momma's on the hook for the full six mil. Got it. Son of a hump."
Clarke: "How was I? Was I okay? I felt a little flat during part of..."
Cary: "Are you kidding? You were phenomenal. C'mere, ya little angel."
F/A
F/A: Shits bricks about the $6 million.
Alicia: "EVERYBODY SHUT UP."
F/A: "Sorry."
Alicia: "Look, don't stress. It's my issue."
F/A: "No, it's all of us! We love you, Alicia!"
Alicia: "You love my bagels. I know the score."
No way, you're Wendy Darling and Bonus Dick is like the Tinkerbell: a nasty little bitch that won't shut up and never stops trying to get you killed. Maybe they need a little supervising, or civilizing, but other than Bonus Dick they are super sweet! In fact, I will call them Sweet F/A from now on.
Cary: "They come for you, they come for us all."
Alicia: "You're the only one I actually believe."
Clarke: "What is happening? I heard a dollar sign."
Alicia: "Somebody explain it to Clarke."
Owen: "Ding-dong! Anybody know where I can find a lawyer?"
Alicia: "LOL, there's like a hundred in here. Who told you, Mom?"
Owen: "Just look at 'em. Uh, no. Not Mom. I... You really are doing this in your living room. Wow. Let's sit down and hash this out a little bit."
Owen: "So it was Will, actually. We're like best friends now? U Go Gurt friends."
Alicia: "I so wait um hey listen uh who what?"
Owen: "You look adorable when your eyes cross like that. I bumped into him on campus, it wasn't anything secretive. I had to force him to talk about you, and he said..."
Alicia: "Word for word, please."
Owen: "Not my strong suit. But hey, why didn't you tell me all this spicy dish?"
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