Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Zach & Gracie Make A Porno
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 7 | Aired on 11.10.2013
#4. Zach punches the lights out of the boy at school that is actually behind the ratting and, saying it now because I don't want to revisit this ever again, at the end of the episode Grace is absurdly grateful to him for getting a black eye on behalf of her sisterly vagina, and they are both charmless and devoted to one another in a way I hope to never see again except maybe in my nightmares. Oh, and nobody tells Alicia any of this because it's too weird and incest-y, so she ends the episode still thinking that David Lee has her life bugged, which causes her to act clueless and stupid in front of him on at least one occasion. This is the point at which -- between the home creepiness and the Alicia dumbness -- this whole webcam thing became the new Kalinda's Husband, in my opinion. Just kill it.
JAIL
Will: "A plea bargain means they're scared! They are worried about evidence!"
Jeffrey: "Did you guys not just tell somebody, in the last episode, that this is a classic Geneva move?"
Will: "Yeah! And I'm gonna fall for it because you're pretty and white!"
Geneva: "Involuntary manslaughter. Two years."
Will: "Bite me, Geneva."
Geneva: "Two years versus life, Jeffrey."
Will: "Thanks Geneva, say goodbye."
Geneva: "You want go to Italy at some point in your life? Take the deal."
Will: "Get out, Geneva."
She leaves, and Will notices that Jeffrey is losing his damn mind, so he sits down to ask him two very distinct questions, that happen to be homonyms. The second is rhetorical, the first is something Alicia was born able to do and Will probably will never learn.
Q1: "Did you murder this girl."
Q2: "Do you feel like you should be put in jail for the murder of this girl."
Two radically different questions, to which Jeffrey gives duplicate answers: No, and no.
"Is there any way this is your skin under her nails? Because if not, do not take this deal. If you have never met this girl and don't recognize her -- if you are innocent -- do not take this deal. Say out loud to me, I reject this deal."
What he means is, "Say I'm good."
BIT LATER
Will: "Geneva, why am I in your office? Is this about a new offer?"
Geneva: "In a way, I guess. You should have taken the deal."
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