Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 76 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Zach & Gracie Make A Porno
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 7 | Aired on 11.10.2013
Will: "Uhhhhhhh... Do you know that douchebag currently sprinting away from us?"CAVANAUGH
Owen: "Keep eating that U Go Gurt, Gardner. I gotta get rid of the stuff."
Will: "Thanks. It is pretty good. Listen, was DeLaney screwing that dead girl?"
Owen: "I hate to gossip! So let's gossip! Yes. He was getting divorced, and his weird way of coping with loneliness is he started something called the B-Plus Club, which is that anybody who got above a B+ could have dinner at his house. And those nerds just went at it like rabbits."
Will: "This is a sad story. Even without it ending in death."
Owen: "Oh, I'm a frightful gossip! Oh, I'm a caution! So yeah, Dani was in the club, Jeffrey Grant was in the club. Nice kid. Good teeth. The kind of kid you don't want to see brought up on murder charges. A waste of a perfectly fine white guy. Anyway, how is my sister? Are you in love yet?"
Will: "She ... left. Three weeks ago."
Owen: "OMG. What happened?"
Will: "When I say I have no idea, I mean literally it came out of nowhere. I still feel sick when I think about it. It's like getting punched in the gut, forever."
Owen: "Siddown. You need more yogurt."
UNCLE JIM
Jim: "I am no longer selling lawn ornaments. The ones littering my entire yard and porch and stacked to the ceiling are my personal collection. I am what is known as crazy."
Kalinda: "Did you ever beat a coed to death, leaving male DNA under her nails?"
Jim: "Who are you?"
Kalinda: "I'm Kalinda! So did you ever do that?"
Jim: "No, because I'm transgender. A thing the writer of this episode just found out happens, and found interesting and hilarious. Here is a picture I keep around of before."
Kalinda: "Since this episode doesn't take place in 2013 I'm at odds and ends."
Jim: "Anyway, did you know there's a bastard half-brother? Maybe it was him."
Kalinda: "Okay, have a nice day in your life as a man."
SPY BUDDIES!
Cary: "Clarke, did you know who called me?"
Clarke: "No was it a client of Lockhart/Gardner and did they express interest in joining your firm."
Cary: "Yeah, actually! It was the Paisley Group."
Clarke: "The Paisley Group who is that wait now I remember it is Diane's top client."
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